phazor toilet story

by over9000 • 19 May 2010, 17:08 • Journals
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DISCUSS WHAT COULD HAPPEN THERE :)
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Suyodhana 19 May 2010, 18:09
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over9000 19 May 2010, 18:12
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Suyodhana 19 May 2010, 18:13
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over9000 19 May 2010, 18:16
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Suyodhana 19 May 2010, 18:18
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Beat that![/i]
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over9000 19 May 2010, 18:22
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WHAT BOUT JESUS ?!?!?!?[/i][/u]
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Suyodhana 19 May 2010, 18:29
You sire, are a complete retard!

If you look more closely, you'll see that there is more Jesus in my picture than there will ever be on yours!

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noodle 19 May 2010, 18:12
Quote by SUPERIOR TOILET STORYdont you just hate when you go for a shit (in pretty desperate need - touching cloth) and notice the roll of toilet roll is looking pretty low, but you're fairly certain there's enough to comfortably have 1/2 shits without danger so you sit down, shit away and have a jolly good time until its time for the wipe, you get two wipes in (potentially messy depending on solidity) and then SLAM, THE ROLL STOPS ROLLING. WHAT IS THIS SHIT, WE'VE COME TO THE END?????

all that's left is the fucking creased and ripped scraps at the end of the roll and you with shit still dripping from your ass, you will either run out and still be shitty and have to come up with a masterplan to get more TP, or by some divine shitting God miracle and some cheeky 2x folding sheets, scrape through by the skin of your rectum.

I was one of the lucky ones, I just made it and came here to share my story with you so that you don't make the same mistake I almost did. If in doubt, get a new roll out.
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over9000 19 May 2010, 18:12
*WRONG*
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noodle 19 May 2010, 18:14
Country: DE
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over9000 19 May 2010, 18:17
Real Name: NOODLE
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noodle 19 May 2010, 18:20
QuoteAchievements:
No achievements found.
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over9000 19 May 2010, 18:33
Achievements:
KFC MASTER
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INSTi 19 May 2010, 18:39
wow, that's low XD
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Pigeon 19 May 2010, 18:13
realize's is better:

vG^reAliZe :^_*: morning poo = best
vG^reAliZe :^_*: once
vG^reAliZe :^_*: i coudnt lflush mine
vG^reAliZe :^_*: had to get a hanger
vG^reAliZe :^_*: and break it up into pieces
vG^reAliZe :^_*: then flush lololo;
vG^reAliZe :^_*: i was like 12
vG^reAliZe :^_*: and my mother stood their
vG^reAliZe :^_*: and amde me do it
vG^reAliZe :^_*: xDDDDD
vG^reAliZe :^_*: was teaching me dicisple
vG^reAliZe :^_*: disipline
vG^reAliZe :^_*: srsly
vG^reAliZe :^_*: no shit
vG^ Pigeon: lol
vG^reAliZe :^_*: she sued to be a twat to me
vG^reAliZe :^_*: but now im big and strong
vG^reAliZe :^_*: =]
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Viperish 19 May 2010, 18:20
Boss has a black eye because these characters punched him. And one of them is punching him in the face right now.

Those blocks are really small which would mean that the stage is pretty late one, since in most games its not that pixelperfect in early bosses.

Because the blocks are round, I'd say that they sort of move, even roll on the bottom of the screen.

I think they are all on a rage mode of some sort because of the red eyes, so the screenshot is prolly taken by a hc gamer.
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an1mal 19 May 2010, 18:23
divide by zero and make this shit dissappear.
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vaGgi 19 May 2010, 18:29
why do this circles have tits?
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over9000 19 May 2010, 18:34
that are heads from above :)
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vaGgi 19 May 2010, 18:51
never seen yellow heads before, except the simpsons or chinese people. :p
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over9000 19 May 2010, 20:57
maybe blonde hairs ?
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over9000 19 May 2010, 18:30
she's hot <3

^_^

btw where to find bms streams ? :<
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