ever wondered?

by noodle • 19 May 2010, 21:17 • Journals
if when you go for a shit, there's a spider hiding under the edge of the bowl/seat and as you sit down to do your bizniz, IT CRAWLS ON / UP YOUR ASS?

discuss.



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Mayni 19 May 2010, 22:18
Australia style?
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noodle 19 May 2010, 22:21
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-hands
+spider legs
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AM1G0 19 May 2010, 22:25
:DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDdddddddddddd
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mini 19 May 2010, 22:18
I'm hardcore, baby.
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pala 19 May 2010, 22:19
holy shit epic thread
few years ago i peed on the toilet, in the mid of the night, and i flushed it, and a bug came out of the side things where the water comes LOL and got flushed
since then in the mid of the night i flush it before i shit and i still sometimes check that there wont be a bug that will crawl to my ass
:DDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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noodle 19 May 2010, 22:22
what kind of bug? could it rip a tank apart?
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pala 19 May 2010, 22:26
a cockroach
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noodle 19 May 2010, 22:27
maybe it's not your ass you should be worried about then? :3
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pala 19 May 2010, 22:29
why
they are weak but very sneaky, can pop out of no where and in 0.3 seconds crawl into my anus
scary shit
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noodle 19 May 2010, 22:31
COCK[/u]roach
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pala 19 May 2010, 22:32
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noodle 19 May 2010, 22:33
LADDERGOAT, YOU SO RANDOM.
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Vanderzwaag 19 May 2010, 22:20
More worried about them germs. Ever see those advertisements? They've got weapons man.
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Pansy 19 May 2010, 22:23
non

> now worried
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noodle 19 May 2010, 22:25
you've got twice the amount to be worried about
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Pansy 19 May 2010, 22:27
h3eh3he fun times?
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noodle 19 May 2010, 22:31
sure the spiders will be loving moving into a bigger home

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Pansy 19 May 2010, 22:32
HEHEHEH3HEHE3H3EEH3H3EHH3
PICTURE MADE ME FORGET TO RAGE ABOUT YOUR COMMENT XOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXO

MY TEA HOLDER ALMOST FAILED DUE TO OVERLY EXCITED GIGGLE.
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noodle 19 May 2010, 22:36
need a hand? :3
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Pansy 19 May 2010, 22:38
hands free bro, they are busy anyway after that pic h3heh3eh3heh3he
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noodle 19 May 2010, 22:38
googled arthritis, regret it, deserved.
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Pansy 19 May 2010, 22:44
u brokededed me
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bamby 19 May 2010, 22:26
Honestly? No, I haven't.
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Taiki 19 May 2010, 22:33
How can it crawl in there when your shit is coming out O.o
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noodle 19 May 2010, 22:34
spiders are excellent predators, it will lay there silent and still until the split second of the shit dropping and the anus closing AND THEN IT SHALL STRIKE LIKE A MAN UPON A DISOBEDIENT WIFE, before you know it you're shitting spiders.
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Taiki 19 May 2010, 22:41
Oo god , to be honest I usually am not afraid of spiders jumping up in my butthole but rather a snake suddenly coming out of the toilet and biting my balls off. Usually only got this feeling when I'm home alone :\
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noodle 19 May 2010, 22:43
not something i fear myself as my larger snake usually scares any toilet snake away
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Taiki 19 May 2010, 22:47
Avi or never happened :\
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xeoxis 20 May 2010, 00:35
I'm more scared of an octopus crawling up my ass.
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Vanhaomena 20 May 2010, 00:43
That's OK I don't mind organic stuff in my rectum

And spiders are cool
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