Life problems, need help

by TaloN • 20 May 2010, 12:40 • Journals
Guys, although this is awkward for me to say, but....
I have a small dick and I'm still a virgin. Yep, I have a small dick. I really want to get a special lady friend, but I'm too nervous to have a healthy relationship knowing that I have a small penis. I ask of you, crossfire, is that you could supply (supply depot) me with some tips on picking up girls.
Thank you in advance!
image: TrollFace
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Loekino 20 May 2010, 13:42
just react on those viagra/enlargement emails you have in your spam inbox
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pala 20 May 2010, 13:43
Erm, you can just act regular, and if you happen to have acts in bed, hope that she won't notice, or just ignore it or something, and give everything you got to satesfy your girl man, do everything you can
be strong young talon, be strong
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banaan 20 May 2010, 13:49
strap on !
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Loekino 20 May 2010, 13:50
die gebruikte je mama bij mij :(
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banaan 20 May 2010, 15:04
je moeder op een scooter
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RazZaH 20 May 2010, 13:50
i get everydaysome spammailes about making your penis bigger....try them out :xD
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pala 20 May 2010, 14:18
Are the emails coming from Miss D.?
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Sinfulsebastian 20 May 2010, 13:56
It's not about the size, it's how you use it.
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tjiube 20 May 2010, 14:05
:D thats typical answer from a guy with a small dick
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GreenClon 20 May 2010, 15:04
It's not about the size, it's how you use it.
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Sinfulsebastian 20 May 2010, 15:04
There is skill involved in everything

...And it's only a bit below average, it's not "small"
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dnl 20 May 2010, 15:59
well it has some sense, for what would you need big dick if u dunno how to use it? :XD
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AnnieMac 20 May 2010, 16:10
had to laugh :D
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senn 20 May 2010, 14:03
You're in luck, chicks dig guys with small dicks!

They know that guys with small(er) dicks will put more effort in pleasing them.
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metsuri 20 May 2010, 15:39
false

or prolly 1/10 thinks that way
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senn 20 May 2010, 15:57
ok it's true they don't prefer it, but they don't really mind either.

i read this interview once where they tested 1000/2000 females between the age of 18-40 and almost 95% said they didn't really mind because they do tend to make an effort.

brb, searching interview-page...
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MarlonBrando 20 May 2010, 16:19
what good is a big dick if you have a face like yours?
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metsuri 20 May 2010, 18:29
yea men inserts cock in your face, because it looks like an ass
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kaze 20 May 2010, 14:05
sorry but im counter trolling this one

image: d96333ef4466d858bd2c21d7f5590
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wArdi 20 May 2010, 14:56
Reject from 4chan.
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Mayni 20 May 2010, 15:36
Terrible effort. 1/10.
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Juize 20 May 2010, 15:38
dont show that ur hitting on her, she'll like that

about the sex, get confidence and just fucking bang the girl.. a man shouldnt be afraid in bed...
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casek 20 May 2010, 16:21
Drugs, always works
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WalkinTarget 20 May 2010, 16:54
Obvious troll is obvious. And even then. If you really love her and she loves you, you fuck together.
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rEZHnI 20 May 2010, 17:40
It's a good thing! I fucked a girl and she was whining that she couldn't handle my dick and I'm like wtf get used to it bimbo. After 1 hour I had my climax and she had like 4, but I like it rough and not slowmo that's why it lasted a hour. :')

Get a niggerpenis like mine!
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