Bungee Jump Accident (horrific)

Please take this serious. This is not in any way a FAKE video. So for those who believe it's fake video, YOU BETTER PRAY NOTHING BAD HAPPENS TO YOU...cuz you know what they say, what cums around goes around
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-WfIDg9Ldf8
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why would you post that, it scares me
i know
basically, its to symbolize the brave people that make out world a better place
brb church
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hf at church, dont forget to donate money
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please.
i'll donate my dick
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i heard nuns are naughty
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i heard nuns are hotties
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i heard they shave and eat it
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A SPIDERRRRR
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thats what she said
but let me tell you something.................
image: arabian_horse_boss
this horse is the light of my life
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you have a really beautiful horse, whats his/her name?
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Dalilah
the pony from above
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that is a pretty name for a pretty horse!
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yeah
shes my favorite whores....errr horse
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does she lick carrots or bite them?
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sucks em
thats plants em back in the ground and show it a little "Whos your father?"
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I LIKE YOUR HORSEY VERY MUCH
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yeah
shes one of a kind
you if pay up
i bet she'll do things to you.
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i will catch my own horsey


i fished today but i did not catch any fish
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you have to use special bate to catch these babies
you have to freeze your cum then put it on the fishing line, took me about 3 hours.
But i'll just give it to you step-by-step
1) Masterbate
2) Put your cumin a small plastic container and put in the freezer
3) Leave it there for 5 days
4) Take it back out and put it on your fishing line
5) Fish! I suggest taking a few frozen cum with you and keeping it in a cooler. Never knows what will happen.
6) You'll know it's the right fish because it'll look like this.
image: magikarp
6) Pretty easy but consumes a lot of time.
7) After you catch it, you have to put it's fin in the toaster and then it will evolve into the Whore Horse.
image: arabian_horse_boss
8) And enjoy! Just make sure it gets plenty of attention ( :D! ) and plenty to drink ( :D ) She's all yours.
Name her what you like!
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i will call my horsey "sjekkalek<3"

thanks for all those steps i need to do
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Yeah no problem, if you have any problems with anything feel free to pm
except having s3x
my dick is too small to buttsechs
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now why would you bungeejump with a rope around your neck?
i suggest you try it out
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ok i did it now what? :)
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you can tell its fake because it is a dummy that gets thrown outta the window with a rope around its neck
FUCK YOU FUCKING WHORE
NO WONDER EVERYONE FUCKING HATES YOU
FUCK OFF
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calm down now
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yes daddy
im sorry
dont hit so hard :*(
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i was so excited to see gore, organs, cracked heads and stuff like that. not such shit -___-
i dont think it was safe for him to be jumping out the window with a rope around his neck.
becouse his hed falled off :,<
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oh that is something indeed!
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I swear to god you best be trowlling with that post.
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you seriously think i would be that stupid? :D
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I don't know you well enough :*
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but you know the type of everyday trolling we get here on CF ;P

thought u would of recognised the 'becouse' from 'yesteday i bet mAus becouse he dont think' tbh. ;D
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In animelinuxclub we make our own memes.
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image: amazons3_bucket


Taken by aza of his mother two weeks ago.
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thats a hot bucket.
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man.. this is sick..
he did it wrong
thats what she said
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i dunno but i like you very mutch :-)
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