Story of when I was 15.

I was 15 years old and puberty had already set in, meaning my hormones was like rollercoast, up and down. And personally, it was the best time of my life. I watched porn every night, jerked off, the whole 9 yards....well on a particular night i got really horny, like far above the norm, and I got into watching gay porn. For about 5 months it was great, a new experience. Well, I started to think about how I'd actually have a family if I was a homosexual. I had to put a stop to whole gay thing, so I went to see my lesbian friend who worked at the mall and told her
"Now, this is the story all about how my life got flipped-turned upside down and I'd like to take a minute just sit right there I'll tell you how I became the prince of a town called Bel Air. In west Philadelphia born and raised On the playground was where I spent most of my days Chillin' out maxin' relaxin' all cool And all shootin some b-ball outside of school When a couple of guys Who were up to no good Startin making trouble in my neighborhood I got in one little fight and my mom got scared She said 'You're movin' with your auntie and uncle in Bel Air' I begged and pleaded with her day after day But she packed my suite case and sent me on my way She gave me a kiss and then she gave me my ticket. I put my walkman on and said, 'I might as well kick it'.First class, yo this is bad Drinking orange juice out of a champagne glass. Is this what the people of Bel-Air living like? Hmmmmm this might be alright. I whistled for a cab and when it came near The license plate said fresh and it had dice in the mirror If anything I can say is that this cab was rare But I thought 'Man forget it' - 'Yo home to Bel Air' I pulled up to the house about seven or eight And I yelled to the cabbie 'Yo homes smell ya later' I looked to my kingdom I was finally there
To sit on my throne as the Prince of Bel Air