what would you do...
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28 May 2010, 19:47
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if you're halfway through a meal that you've been looking forward to (for me, friday often = KFC) and suddenly you feel THE STRONGEST NEED EVER TO DEFECATE. would you sit there and rush your food so that you enjoy it less whilst trying to hold in the most monsterous shit to ever touch cloth and risk the possibility of doing something you havent done since you were an infant (i would hope.)
OR
would you stop what you were eating so that you could go and release the demon from inside if you as fast as you can, wash your hands and then come back to finish your delicious meal assuming it isnt cold and ruined, and that you're still hungry after getting a lung full of your own faeces
for your information i did the latter, as nothing can put me off my chicken, it's just as tasty and edible when cold and my shit smells like chicken making me want it moar, good day.
OR
would you stop what you were eating so that you could go and release the demon from inside if you as fast as you can, wash your hands and then come back to finish your delicious meal assuming it isnt cold and ruined, and that you're still hungry after getting a lung full of your own faeces
for your information i did the latter, as nothing can put me off my chicken, it's just as tasty and edible when cold and my shit smells like chicken making me want it moar, good day.
Eat KFC while shitting
Profit
good day.
NO
JUST NO