what would you do...

if you're halfway through a meal that you've been looking forward to (for me, friday often = KFC) and suddenly you feel THE STRONGEST NEED EVER TO DEFECATE. would you sit there and rush your food so that you enjoy it less whilst trying to hold in the most monsterous shit to ever touch cloth and risk the possibility of doing something you havent done since you were an infant (i would hope.)

OR

would you stop what you were eating so that you could go and release the demon from inside if you as fast as you can, wash your hands and then come back to finish your delicious meal assuming it isnt cold and ruined, and that you're still hungry after getting a lung full of your own faeces


for your information i did the latter, as nothing can put me off my chicken, it's just as tasty and edible when cold and my shit smells like chicken making me want it moar, good day.



image: 2z4by12
Comments
21
Take KFC into shitter
Eat KFC while shitting
Profit
what kind of barbarian country do you live in?
Parent
this is sparta
Parent
jew;dr

good day.
Parent
eat very quickly
I'd take that bucket into the shitter and eat as I shit.
DUDE

NO

JUST NO
Parent
didnt has a bucket :(
Parent
Use your nekkid lap then
Parent
Quickly eat it then shit into the bucket. Wipe my ass with a KFC Freshen up hahahaha
shitting doesnt take me 10 minutes,so my meal is still warm.
I'd have taken a laptop into the bathroom and posted this journal while shitting thus making the maximum use of my time.
IMPRESSIVE STORRY NOODLEZ0R
wtf how long does it take you to do a shit? only takes normal people a few mins , the food would still be warm when done.
fast shits do not exist when you are in a rush, they either never stop or never get clean
Parent
I'd take the shit since kfc is still legendary when cold
You know what's also still legendary when cold? A 16 year-old Canadian boy trapped in my basement.
Parent
i prefer bacon.
Parent
Asian guy says: No problem for me!
image: Human_centipede_lol_shit
Back to top