Need antwerps excuse

by Jinosta • 1 Jun 2010, 15:20 • Journals
Basically i need an excuse for work so i can call in sick cos i'm not allowed the time off.

I was going to say i have diaria, so basically 4 days off and maybe a doctor's sick note but do you guys have any better serious excuses? :)

thanQ x


EDIT: EVEN IF THEY SACK ME I'M STILL GOING FU NEGATIVE POSTS!
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Panda 1 Jun 2010, 16:20
NICE LAN DODGE
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hsTE 1 Jun 2010, 16:21
LOLOL I THOUGHT U WAS GONNA DODGE LOLOL
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Jonasty 1 Jun 2010, 16:21
dodge excuse #2

D:
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WalkinTarget 1 Jun 2010, 16:22
Dangerous fever that can only be treated by skilled doctors in Denmark?
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Krosan 1 Jun 2010, 16:23
Antwerp is in Belgium idiot
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Deactivated5835 1 Jun 2010, 16:24
Then he has to travel to Denmark to get treatment, idiot
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WalkinTarget 1 Jun 2010, 16:24
You are right, I got messed up with Aalborg for some reason :XD
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Sungi 1 Jun 2010, 16:22
say ure going to lan
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Krosan 1 Jun 2010, 16:22
Diarrhoea is good since you wouldn't admit to your boss for having such an embarrassing issue if it wasn't true.
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im a tree 1 Jun 2010, 17:17
but diarrhea is just awful to say out of the blue..

instead say food poisoning, it implies the same thing (and if they push it, you can tell them diarrhea and make them regret asking) while being a little less suspicious
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Krosan 1 Jun 2010, 17:19
Doesn't that sound like big news, like television prime time news?
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crook 1 Jun 2010, 18:00
food poisoning doesn't have to be lethal or big ;P
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Nemesis- 1 Jun 2010, 16:23
Are you going to need us to come up with some bullshit to explain to your parents why you're disappearing for half a week as well?
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Jinosta 1 Jun 2010, 16:24
No just work :D
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zafoga 1 Jun 2010, 16:24
just dont go and give a fawk about the ppl that come with that lan dodge shit :3
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Statti 1 Jun 2010, 16:25
Relative died and you gotta go to funeral but they live in england and you have to stay there for 4 days.

U wont get paid that time but I doubt your boss prevents you from going..
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eVo 1 Jun 2010, 16:26
you wont need a doctors note, currently its 7 days in UK law before you need a doctors note, any time less than that and you can self certify
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joey 1 Jun 2010, 16:36
lol thats awesome
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kaze 1 Jun 2010, 17:00
what the fuck

are you serious, 7 DAYS?§!.??
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eVo 1 Jun 2010, 17:01
7 calender days not working days yes
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kaze 1 Jun 2010, 17:03
lol this is amazing
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Notorious 1 Jun 2010, 18:16
time to go to england

ENGLAND, here i come
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HenQ 1 Jun 2010, 16:27
use the diaria to excuse to dodge
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w1Za 1 Jun 2010, 16:37
1) diaria
2) puking
3) no food for 12hours (so the doc hears you have nothing in your digestive system)
4) ...
5) profit

worked and got me a whole week off work.
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Krii 1 Jun 2010, 16:38
Just tell him the truth, truth always comes out in the end. Just say you have to prove your Enemy Territory fans you have true skill. He will understand it some day.
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DeMeNtEd 1 Jun 2010, 17:08
Diarrhea is a good one because you work with food you generally can't come in for about 48 hours anyway :p
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R3xjEe 1 Jun 2010, 17:10
a death in imidiate family gets u 7 days off must be mother father bro or sis though kinda shitty lie to tell though.
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DeMeNtEd 1 Jun 2010, 17:17
Going to LAN kev? :D =)
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R3xjEe 1 Jun 2010, 19:29
nah dave, not even got a team just been fukin about on pubs and playing cod 4
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Bryce 1 Jun 2010, 17:21
aids will get you out of trouble for sure!
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Stouda 1 Jun 2010, 17:23
make love to your boss
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sHEv 1 Jun 2010, 17:37
OH YOU!
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slajdan 1 Jun 2010, 17:38
ask for some time off?
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rAzbo 1 Jun 2010, 17:44
I bet 167 poke-yen you havent acctually asked for time off. Also I bet an addtional 7 shredded tyres you dont acctually turn up.
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Deryn 1 Jun 2010, 18:08
Jin Your a cook,if u say that you have diarrhoea then you aint allowed near food anyway so best excuse dudeyy <3 xxx 10 PINTS ;D x
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