Mosquitos...

Why the fuck are there so many of these fuckers, i kill them all the time in my room/house, but these fuckers just keep coming back and i how so many red spots on my arms and feet of their bites or whatever it is in english. I wish these fuckers were dead, they're like my main enemy of this summer!!!

And they aren't even afraid of sunlight anymore, these pieces of shits are everywhere!!!

How do you feel about mosquitos and how many do you kill per day (average)?

It's very annoying, when you try to sleep and you hear this sound that mosquitos make and your like "FUFUUFUFUFUFUF WHERE THE FUCK ARE YOU MOTHERFUCKER ILL KILL YOU!!!!"

tl/dr I hate mosquitos


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If i have mosquito in my room while i sleep i usually take my shit to the living room, but sometimes i wake up early in the morning and see my dad walking around naked not realising im there, preparing for work, so thats a no go.
seriously wtf @ dad
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when have mosquitos been afraid of daylight? XD
Sunlight should melt their carapeus or whatever around their body is or something..
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obvously ppl in estonia don't live near water, sure mosquitos don't come out during broad daylight mostly. And yeh it might even kill them i dunno, but after 4 or something they're actually pretty abundand if you're near water :))
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some do some don't and i don't ;<<<
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being close to water has pro's and con's. Obv. pro is it's water and you can swim and shiz lulz!
Obv con = MOSQUITO ARMIEZ TO KILL YOU :<<<<

I hate mosquito's, i have one of those electric zapper thingies i hit them with! HA!
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vampire mosquitos
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mosquitos are bugs
bugs are animals
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my main enemy of this summer is Estonia Stouda
IM COMING FOR YOU
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what does TL/DR MEAN?
too long divided by didn't read
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thats a slash
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what does too long slash didn't read mean???
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why so serious?
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too long divided by didnt read
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Hahaha this journal made me laugh. :D I fucking hate the sound of them flying around in your room while sleeping but I cant be arsed to search for them so I just open my door to the floor and turn on the floor light, wait a minute so that they leave my room and go back to sleep. :P
they dont sell chemotox in russia?
i feel you...my walls are full of dead mosquitos loool
but i found a way: i turn on the air condition = cold room = no mosquitoz
I don't kill any :>
i kill them with my anchor smash
I fuck your mother.
milfhunt0r
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True that.
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the female mosquito is the biggest killer of humans in history. epic
wnb United Kingdom niSmO imo
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what about humans and rats?
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humans havent killed even 10 % what the female mosquito has. epic huh?
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i once killed like 16 mosquitos
Hiiiiiii!
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GUTENTAG BAZZZZZ HOW ARE YOU?
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Never really had that much trouble with them, they don't seem to bite me allot but when they do it's usually on annyoing spots like my toes or fingers, hate that shit :$
I kill like a million of them a day and get like a million red dots on my skin a day
lol, we dont have them in the city+ i live on the 7th floor :D
hmm,dont have them here
LOVER, KILL THEM ALL
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i kill 1/2 per day, quite annoying to be honest. yesterday i killed one that was in ceiling of my room lold. stupids insects
No mosquitoes here (yet), but a ton of flies for some reason... worst part is they are impossible to hit =/
never got bitten by them

my blood is just to cold!
since i live in my students flat = no mosquitos anymore
you guys have ruined the climate to the point that there is barely any mosquitos here.
No mosquitos in Iceland!
are made by jews to annoy the rest of the world
Was it successful?
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imo its one of the greatest successes ever made by humans!
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I'm glad!
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http://perso.orange.fr/sylvain.souzy/moustique/prog/moustique.exe

no mosquitos at all !

(be carefull if you get pets)
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