what's your method...

for taking a shit? these are the only two i could think of at the moment (and have done myself) but if you have one of your own, please feel free to make a drawing and add to the journal



METHOD ONE - MAXIN RELAXIN
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When I was a little younger I used to go for this one, just sit back and enjoy the smell of my own shit (yes, it's like roses) without a care in the world.


METHOD TWO - THE THINKER
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Most of the time now this is my preferred method, I take the time I have left wisely using every moment I have to ponder my existance on this planet and when to next eat KFC. It's also what helps me think of these amazing journals (regular fans will notice they tend to come just after I've taken a shit and make a groundbreaking discovery)


WHAT'S YOURS?

All credits to respected artist (myself)

image: bhdqic


Comments
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the thinker!
you prolly stole it from another forum
no, im not jewish.
Parent
oh well then my mistake
Parent
How about the fapper?
drawing or invalid
Parent
image: 0000216657_l_0_KTj62r

use ur imagination, in this shit hole u can shit how ever u feel like shitting:)
The Reader. Usually i use "this time" to read 2 pages of some random newspaper (doesn't really matter as long as i am reading xD), although i am really fast (usually)!
drawing would be nice so i can add it to the list :3
Parent
Method 2 with a paper on his hands tbh :D
Parent
second method but my hands are on my iphone, spamming crossfire

sometimes 1st when i dont have iphone
yes, u have an iphone, we know
Parent
i do the same with stone in my hands, almost same options as iphone
Parent
Can u surf on the Internet? Play video games? Watch movies? Listen to music? Call to people? Sms to friends? Use it as a gps? Have applications there?
Parent
that's some bad ass stone u got there
Parent
i know... my precioussssssssssssss
Parent
HOLY SHIT YOU HAVE AN IPHONE?
Parent
Yea
jealous????
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Dont shit at all
Isn't listed.
then draw one
Parent
no2 + book or magazine or newspaper
Definitely The Thinker

I get my best ideas while excreting feces
METHOD TWO - THE THINKER
no2 + book !
I'm really into figure pooping, putting all my effort and concentration into perfectly executing the desired shape.

You should try it
I can make a very long wurst
Parent
image: kikkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk-1

Reading newspaper ***EDIT***
wheres your COPYRIGHT sign, dont u want ppl to steal your pic
Parent
nah this ones more of a promotion for the community to enjoy.
Parent
thinker + phone
only calling my mom there :o !
Parent
in the army when you have so little time for things
we use to do all calling etc while we were in the toilet

i myself couldnt call my parents or females while being in the toilet
i think its rude

didnt bother me to call my male friends :~>
Parent
i tend to text or browse the web and stuff with it, not phone people
Parent
thinker + book (lack of book leads to me grabbing anything to read, even the toothpaste ingredients, it just goes a lot faster when i read something)
Method 3:

Concentrating on pooing! I don't like toilets ;{
are you scared that it might get out an alligator from there or what?
Parent
Snakes :) consider it happened ;)
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welcome to BE
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Its French btw
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buts its not normal????
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Used to be normal in France, still quite a few toilets like these left in France, but its changing
Parent
they are also in italy tbh
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never said they werent...
Parent
just pointing out. no offense
Parent
Wish I was one of those xD
Nowdays Im more like FAST AND FARIOUS SHIT! [meaning im playing on my iPhone or I just shit fast]
- playing with my weenie while looking a porn

image: 206gfax


- or simply browsing crossfire.nu or some other sites

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Sometimes I just tilt my head forward and try to sleep. Is pretty awesome but you wake up with a sore ass.
Quotexeoxis
Sometimes I just [tild] my head forward and try to sleep.

u mean tilt i think
Parent
image: puke
casual pukestand
lovely!!
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