super awesome day

ok guys. shittiest day in a long time for me.

right after our match vs fs5 (which we lost) my friend and i decided to head out to a punk show. yay, we were gonna watch some awesome bands, get drunk, and have some fun with some friends.

so there's crazy rainstorms so everybody was driving slow on the highway. took us 1 hour to get there. 3 minutes into the show, i slipped on some spilled beer on the stairs and fell down the stairs. really hurt my back and my leg :(

2 minutes later, my buddy was cutting something with his knife and slices his finger. so we're at a show for 5 fucking minutes and 2 things go wrong. on top of this, we had to bring my friend to the hospital. yay

i waited for 2.5 hrs while they patch his thumb up and then we walk back to his car.
karma isn't finished yet..

i guess he left his headlights on and the car was out of batteries. also BOTH of our phones are out of batteries... yay!!

so we walk back to the show and i get my brother (who, luckily, was there with a jumper cable) to jump our car and we leave.

now for god knows what reason my buddy decides to drive to his girlfriends house to see if she's awake... she wasnt. so he waits there for like 30 minutes while im bored in the car hoping she'll wake up for some reason. she doesnt.

we start driving home, both cranky, miserable, and in sore from the previous accidents. and as we're entering my hometown, he realizes we're out of gas. we had to push the car for about a mile to the nearest gas station..


well now im back home andi have school tomorrow. on top of that i wasted an entire day doing nothing and i didn't even get to fucking drink.

fuck
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karma rolled you :'D
Unlucky :D
You sir got owned by life
stick to da internetz
just die.. just...die... ;D
alex's finger? :O
yup, his thumb
Parent
Wow man, you didn't get to drink. That's harsh.
what bands were you goin to see?
some local punk bands. one in particular called the credentials
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kartoffeld
I had the same unlucky when I used to play with canadians.
i had the same unlucky when i played with jews that couldn't speak english
Parent
My iPhone auto-fixed it for me :P
Parent
probably jewish iphone
Parent
Made by Apple
Parent
I laughed at "we had to push car for about a mile" thingy :DD..
just to let you know, car has one battery :P
cool story bro
Gagahahahaaaaaa +1
Parent
two things to say.
1- didn't read.
2- your hair style is ugly and ridiculous even for your age.
Have a nice day
He's 17, what IS the right age to have a mohawk?
Parent
Personally, I wouldnt get one if you paid me, but its not so bad if your into punk n shit
Parent
its probably not that bad if youre into that punk shit, but being a punk is bad :_D
Parent
haha, all the haters are funny :P


unlucky day pAuZ, only can get better

EDiT: I'm at my work, bored as hell and I just checked ur profile pic, now i'm wondering How are u putting on a headset?


Used to have a mohawk myself in my young days, only a little one though :]
slide the headset into the crown of my head ;p
Parent
life sux, i told you dont go out :/
no gas: your fault
no phonebatteries: your fault
the knifething: your fault
empty carbattery: your fault
falling down the stairs: meh
all of those things are my friends fault, not mine. he was driving his car. i was coming for the ride :\
Parent
well, it started to go really wrong when ur friend started to cut something with his knife.

Let me get this straight: you are at some kind of concert and your friend decides to start to cut something with is knife? Why the fuck would u do that? Drink some beers and watch the concert FFS
How's life in cairo?
Parent
It was good but I am up for two extremely boring weeks now..
Parent
What's about to happen?
Parent
Nothing, done with my thesis. Just sitting here at my desk browsing the internetz..
However after these 2 weeks, one week holiday sharm el sheikh with friends which is NICE!
After that: HOME!
Parent
Nice man... I'm doing the same... No planned holiday yet... I will see.. ;P
Parent
How long have you been staying in Egypt in total?
Parent
about 4.5 monhts.. Long enough!!..
I actually want to travel to tel aviv and jeruzalem for a week but no time anymore :(
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Too bad ;)
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was cutting veins
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karma is a bitch you can ask earl!
too bad my pAuz <3
Now you made me curious. What the heck was your friend cutting at a concert?

And btw, you can start most cars by moving them in first gear and releasing the clutch + turning the ignition (unless it has automatic gearbox of course but only old people and gays drive them anyway :D).
he got a hole in his pants so he was cutting up some old pants to make a patch for his newer ones
Parent
Just waking up in the morning gotta thank God
I don't know but today seems kinda odd
No barking from the dog, no smog
And momma cooked a breakfast with no hog
I got my grub on, but didn't pig out
Finally got a call from a girl wanna dig out
Hooked it up for later as I hit the do'
Thinking will i live, another twenty-fo'
I gotta go cause I got me a drop top
And if I hit the switch, I can make the ass drop
Had to stop at a red light
Looking in my mirror not a jacker in sight
And everything is alright
I got a beep from Kim and she can fuck all night
Called up the homies and I'm askin y'all
Which park, are y'all playin basketball?
Get me on the court and I'm trouble
Last week fuck around and got a triple double
Freaking niggaz every way like M.J.
I can't believe, today was a good day

Drove to the pad and hit the showers
Didn't even get no static from the cowards
Cause just yesterday them fools tried to blast me
Saw the police and they rolled right past me
No flexin, didn't even look in a niggaz direction
as I ran the intersection
Went to Short Dog's house, they was watchin YO! MTV Raps
What's the haps on the craps
Shake em up, shake em up, shake em up, shake em
Roll em in a circle of niggaz and watch me break em
With the seven, seven-eleven, seven-eleven
Seven even back do' little Joe
I picked up the cash flow
Then we played bones, and I'm yellin domino
Plus nobody I know got killed in South Central L.A.
Today was a good day

Left my niggaz house paid
Picked up a girl been tryin to do since the twelfth grade
It's ironic, I had the blunt she had the chronic
The Lakers beat the Supersonics
I felt on the big fat fanny
Pulled out the jammy, and killed the punanny
And my dick runs deep, so deep, so deep
put her ass to sleep
Woke her up around one
she didn't hesitate, to call Ice Cube the top gun
Drove her to the pad and I'm coasting
Took another sip of the potion hit the three-wheel motion
I was glad everything had worked out
Dropped her ass off, then I chirped out
Today was like one of those fly dreams
Didn't even see a berry flashing those high beams
No helicopter looking for a murder
Two in the morning got the Fatburger
Even saw the lights of the Goodyear Blimp
And it read Ice Cube's a pimp
Drunk as hell but no throwing up
Half way home and my pager still blowing up
Today I didn't even have to use my A.K.
I got to say it was a good day.

Hey wait, wait a minute poo Stop the shit
What the fuck am I thinking about?
haha :D
Why did your mate walk into the show and start cutting things as soon as he arrived? :D
because they're emo punks
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suppose that could be a valid reason.
Parent
well it was in between bands. it was just a basement show, not like some huge concert. he was cutting up an old pair of pants to make a patch for his newer ones that got a hole in them
Parent
u made it with the spanish stuff?:d
Quotemy buddy was cutting something with his knife


say fucking what? why would anyone cut anything with his knife @ concert, 2 mins after arriving? :XD retards?
Oh pAuZe you so crazy bro : PppPppPP
epic fail xD
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