Note to self + morning

When you are little bit tipsy and hungry, remember not to use anykinda knifes. You might end up with this.

image: peukku

Got sickdays till sunday, not sure what to do, except sit in the yard and drink if weather stays nice and sunny.

What are you planning to do?

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And shouts too for crossies, especially for [flag=lazyboyfelon] wsk and [flag=peaches anyone?] severus
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G'morning
Just fixed my flat tire, then just wanted to pump up the other one a little more. When I was done and pulled the pump off it must have been a bit crooked or sth cuz I ripped a new hole in it and it went PFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF :DDDD
Morning!
BONJOUR FRIEND!!!!11
zOMG Thomm, this almost counts as a morning journal...

my plan: coffee, act like I was working, moar coffee, lunch, coffee, goin to the court, goin back to office, wait, go home.

thx for shoutout :D
Court? Speeding stuff or what?
Parent
nah it's something related to work, people sue us for... shizzle. I don't even have to do anything as I'm not a witness, just gonna sit around and try not to fall asleep and look important.
Parent
"Mr. Judge, it couldn´t have been me, I haven´t done anything for 3-5 years, ask anyone!"
Parent
hahaha FUNNEH XD
Parent
university, cleaning, washing clothes <- big plan for today

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cmBowoKYg-c
this journal is about as interesting as dried jizz
Ok, I try to fix it for you.

Are you more of a tard-one or the wanker-type?
Parent
well im waiting for you to fix it cunt. honestly no one gives a shit about your life. infact i bet if you died the journal about your death would get less hits than say a journal about a div 4 oc match!
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