DEUTSCHLAND!!!!!

by xEn • 9 Jun 2010, 15:03 • Journals
DEUTSCHLAND DEUTSCHLAND!!!!
DEUTSCHLAND DEUTSCHLAND!!!!
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DEUTSCHLAND!!! DEUTSCHLAND

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DEUTSCHLAND DEUTSCHLAND!!!!
HOLT DIE FAHNEN RAUS !!!!
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OfficerCohen 9 Jun 2010, 16:04
ICH BIN BERLINER !!!
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schNee 9 Jun 2010, 16:13
ein*
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OfficerCohen 9 Jun 2010, 16:16
i want to sex you so i could have aryan boys :~>

edit: hello saskia, of course before that we shall eat speck and kartoffel
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Loekino 9 Jun 2010, 16:17
poor schnee :(
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OfficerCohen 9 Jun 2010, 16:18
but she will not be hungry :((((

speck + kartoffel = good deal !
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Loekino 9 Jun 2010, 16:24
no one would after you saying such things to them
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OfficerCohen 9 Jun 2010, 16:28
cheeze and oranges?
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schNee 9 Jun 2010, 17:06
OMGOAD What the hell r u talking about

kartoffle is matan u eat jews??? :////!

;)
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OfficerCohen 9 Jun 2010, 17:08
matan is speck ! :D

SASKIA !!!
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Rapt6rr 9 Jun 2010, 17:45
I'm sure you meant to call her Swastika. Hehe
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OfficerCohen 9 Jun 2010, 17:47
hahahahhahhahhaHAHAHHAHAHHAHHA
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Rapt6rr 9 Jun 2010, 17:52
I'm glad you enjoyed my pun.
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snip0 9 Jun 2010, 17:51
I see Matan taught you well.
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OfficerCohen 9 Jun 2010, 17:53
i still dont know what is speck :{
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snip0 9 Jun 2010, 17:56
It's delicious:

image: speck-durchwachsen

OM NOM NOM
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bestestplayer 9 Jun 2010, 16:05
Traurig das die Deutschen die Fahne erst rausholen wenn WM ist...
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GoGetEmTiger 9 Jun 2010, 16:08
sonst sind wir ja nazis wie ein kleines kind unter deinem post uns wiedermal beweisen will.... -.-
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bestestplayer 9 Jun 2010, 16:10
ja genau deshalb finds ich traurig , die meisten denken wenn wir die Fahne raushängen sind wir gleich Nazis soen bullshit...deshalb isses bei der WM nur soen kurzer Stolz den ich sonst im Laufe der Jahre hier echt vermisse wenn ich Türken Russen Albaner Kroaten Serben Polen weiß der Kuckkuck was seh die überall die Fahne haben....
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xEn 9 Jun 2010, 16:19
Naja ich hol wohl auch unter dem jahr wenn keine WM ist die flagge raus habe mir auch die neue adidas trainingsjacke gekauft mti dem deutschland logo und so und die zieh ich wohl auch nicht nur zur wm an :)

aber wenn WM ist kriegt man ein ganz anderes gefühl dann ist man mal wieder richtig DEUTSCH!
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bestestplayer 9 Jun 2010, 16:23
Die Mehrheit fühlt sich nur dann wieder richtig Deutsch was echt kacke ist...Abgesehn von den Greultaten sollte man ein Beispiel am Dritten Reich nehmen wo überall ne Fahne hing
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HansoO 9 Jun 2010, 16:28
in der DDR auch xD
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bestestplayer 9 Jun 2010, 16:28
sogar bei den Kommunisten! :D
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1ns4n1tY 9 Jun 2010, 16:51
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

deine ansichten amüsieren mich.
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bestestplayer 9 Jun 2010, 17:01
ich musste nur gucken wo du spielst und musste lachen :)
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1ns4n1tY 9 Jun 2010, 17:14
ich lese deine ansichten und muss lachen :)
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1ns4n1tY 9 Jun 2010, 17:24
Quotehabe mir auch die neue adidas trainingsjacke gekauft mti dem deutschland logo und so

du bist ja ein felsenfester patriot. wenn es mehr menschen wie dich gäbe, die addidas kaufen würden, dann ginge es dem dt. sozialstaat viel besser!


bitte einmal das bundesverdienstkreuz für xen.
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xEn 9 Jun 2010, 19:44
JAWOLL :) Bundesverdienstkreuz wäre echt mal angebracht :)
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rEZHnI 9 Jun 2010, 16:05
Hitler <3
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Mott4 9 Jun 2010, 16:06
Deutschland ist scheisse, Holland uber alles!
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bestestplayer 9 Jun 2010, 16:20
You Netherlands :

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We Germany :

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+

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Germany owns more
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Loekino 9 Jun 2010, 16:21
you lost 2 wars
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bestestplayer 9 Jun 2010, 16:24
atleast all poor european fools are gettin our money so stfu
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Loekino 9 Jun 2010, 16:25
yeah cause you feel guilty, if you were real masculinegermans you wouldnt do that
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bestestplayer 9 Jun 2010, 16:26
got the same opinion bout that , m8. But tell it to the retards in the parlaments
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Loekino 9 Jun 2010, 16:27
no i will only say this to you
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bestestplayer 9 Jun 2010, 16:29
well i know that for years but i cant do anything against it ya knowz!?
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Loekino 9 Jun 2010, 16:34
yes you can :s
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HugTheSub 9 Jun 2010, 16:27
if ur a real german ur polite.
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Loekino 9 Jun 2010, 16:30
ja das ist richtig, once when i was younger we went with school to germany and we went to pee at a gass station

some germans(with bald heads) were standing there and started to talk to us but normal i believe he said "you need 50 cent to go inside here young boy!"

and my teacher who couldnt speak german was like "uhh quick loekino lets not go here we will stop at the next station" with an afraid voice


hohoho we dutchies are so scared of people from other countries
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HugTheSub 9 Jun 2010, 16:33
not within ur own borders ur not
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Loekino 9 Jun 2010, 16:34
only with football that is
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HugTheSub 9 Jun 2010, 16:36
whenever im in maastricht or amsterdam i meet awesome groups of international people.
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Loekino 9 Jun 2010, 16:38
yeah cause most of the foreigners in our country at those places are stoned
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HugTheSub 9 Jun 2010, 16:41
so am i
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Loekino 9 Jun 2010, 16:42
then we are all one big happy family
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HugTheSub 9 Jun 2010, 16:45
tr00
even though there are some shops and baars my mate from zaandam tells me not to go to.
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Loekino 9 Jun 2010, 16:46
yeah, allot of corrupted shops around!
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HugTheSub 9 Jun 2010, 16:48
dont even buy at shops.
hop in. smoke a big one. continue.
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Loekino 9 Jun 2010, 16:53
i got seeds in the garden h3h3
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HugTheSub 9 Jun 2010, 16:53
ill do that again once i move over to ur lovely country again.
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bestestplayer 9 Jun 2010, 16:36
well , in May this year i was in Enkhuizen on a Sailingtrip with my school and everything was fine with ya dutchies no nazishit comments etc. Maybe because i'm not bald and good looking
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Loekino 9 Jun 2010, 16:40
i doubt that!
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bestestplayer 9 Jun 2010, 16:41
which part?
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Loekino 9 Jun 2010, 16:42
heheheheheh thats for you to decide
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sac 9 Jun 2010, 16:37
I just love when someone like you, a 17 year old nerd comes to talk about "we give poor people money" "we are the best country" there is no "we" there is only a retard gamer called you who's gonna be a cleaner when he grows up and this arrogant bullshit "im so proud of my country" talk will end as soon as you realize its not about the country, its about you, fucking patriotist :d
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bestestplayer 9 Jun 2010, 16:39
ok brainick. My live will totally change.
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zzaps 9 Jun 2010, 16:47
what money? Germany is in a huge debt.
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bestestplayer 9 Jun 2010, 16:47
there you go sherlock!
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Axonji 9 Jun 2010, 16:07
reminds me of this ! (L)

NL>DE
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Loekino 9 Jun 2010, 16:18
my brother just got that shirt :D its kinda cool
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Axonji 9 Jun 2010, 16:19
how does it work ;w
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Loekino 9 Jun 2010, 16:19
heat
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Axonji 9 Jun 2010, 16:20
so when you get together with all your gay friends it becomes orange! :)
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Loekino 9 Jun 2010, 16:21
body heat from yourself einstein
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Axonji 9 Jun 2010, 16:21
but its heat in general, so bodyheat from someone else could work?

plz reply faster~!
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Loekino 9 Jun 2010, 16:22
of course it could :S
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Axonji 9 Jun 2010, 16:33
so im einstein! YEAAH
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Loekino 9 Jun 2010, 16:35
congrats ^_^
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Axonji 9 Jun 2010, 16:35
so what do i get now?
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Loekino 9 Jun 2010, 16:37
an imaginary price you can play with all day long!
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Axonji 9 Jun 2010, 16:56
and what is that price ;w
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Loekino 9 Jun 2010, 16:58
trying to paint a tree in your head
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Axonji 9 Jun 2010, 17:21
lemme try it with paint.
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Loekino 9 Jun 2010, 18:11
let me see the results
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Axonji 9 Jun 2010, 18:56
i can't give you that... it was a imaginary price?
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Loekino 9 Jun 2010, 18:59
yes
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Axonji 9 Jun 2010, 19:00
No yes.. its a No? i cant give you that
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Loekino 9 Jun 2010, 19:02
cant give schwat?
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Axonji 9 Jun 2010, 19:03
My painting of the tree on my head?
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Loekino 9 Jun 2010, 20:38
yeah
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Axonji 9 Jun 2010, 21:06
cant give you that mannnn,, its in my head!
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Loekino 9 Jun 2010, 21:16
ffs why not
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Axonji 9 Jun 2010, 21:17
well because, you can't come inside my head. You could bring a trojan in ;w
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Loekino 9 Jun 2010, 22:02
yes i can cum in your head ;)))))))))
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Axonji 10 Jun 2010, 16:00
in or on my head. i rather have it on me but okay;)
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Loekino 10 Jun 2010, 16:04
all fine <3
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Axonji 10 Jun 2010, 16:07
Maar jij hebt dus geen voorkeur?
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Rapt6rr 9 Jun 2010, 17:47
Yea, I was like wtf too :D
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snip0 9 Jun 2010, 18:03
Hahaha what the fuck. :D
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schNee 9 Jun 2010, 16:11
brazil wins anyway!

JA ICH HABE KEINEN NATIONALSTOLZ!
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INSTi 9 Jun 2010, 16:17
Verständlich.. Gibt auch nicht viel auf das man Stolz sein kann. Ausser vielleicht.. ne mir fällt nichts ein :p
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schNee 9 Jun 2010, 16:20
eure SCHWAENZE! :'O
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INSTi 9 Jun 2010, 16:27
Das ist die meiste Zeit nur im Weg und man muss immer aufpassen damit man nix einklemmt oder anstösst. Ihr habt doch die stundenlangen orgasmen etc. Son Stengel ist kein Grund neidisch zu sein, glaub mir :D UND ausserdem könnt ihr genauso im stehen pinkeln wie wir :p
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HansoO 9 Jun 2010, 16:30
BAHAHAHAHAHAH!! :D
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schNee 9 Jun 2010, 17:07
wo du recht hast... ich nehm alles zuruck ;)!
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INSTi 9 Jun 2010, 17:45
Bis zum nächsten mal dann *wink*
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gambit 9 Jun 2010, 16:31
heil hitler, kameraden.
auf ein neues!
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bestestplayer 9 Jun 2010, 16:35
voll deiner Meinung treuer Kamerad!
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zentic 9 Jun 2010, 16:36
Ein Volk!
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over9000 9 Jun 2010, 16:37
Drei Bans!
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zentic 9 Jun 2010, 16:38
zu früh delete pls und gleich dann erst..
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bestestplayer 9 Jun 2010, 16:37
Ein Land
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zentic 9 Jun 2010, 16:38
heißt es nicht ein volk! ein reich! ein führer! ??
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bestestplayer 9 Jun 2010, 16:39
wir sind aber ein Reich mehr :(
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xiN 9 Jun 2010, 17:15
Why people always do the fucking mistake German = Nazis, omg!
Dude, USA's always killing poor peoples, china is a dangerous country, stop trolling about germany!
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snip0 9 Jun 2010, 17:58
Godwin's law always wins.
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Fizmo 9 Jun 2010, 19:38
the only ones who used the word 'nazi' in this journal were germans :)
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xiN 9 Jun 2010, 22:42
Look the "random pics".
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schNee 10 Jun 2010, 10:52
we dont care
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hattivatti 10 Jun 2010, 15:12
Lol French loser on our side.
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xiN 10 Jun 2010, 17:28
Dude, I don't care about history, I dream a day we could forget this horribles wars where they was no winner.
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hattivatti 10 Jun 2010, 17:32
Ha, only Frenchies would say that.
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xiN 10 Jun 2010, 17:34
Why do you hate French?.. I'd like to learn German but because of guys like you I'm going to become a big racist! :)
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hattivatti 10 Jun 2010, 17:37
I don't hate French... In fact, I'm quite multilingistic.

17:06| (@hattfatt) jeg elsker dig
17:07| (@hattfatt) du er smug
17:08| (@hattfatt) ruippiri MON AMOUR!
17:08| (@ruippiri) fuck this
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xiN 10 Jun 2010, 17:48
Vraiment? Alors tu peux me traduire les des deux premières phrases que je ne comprends pas? :)
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hattivatti 10 Jun 2010, 17:52
Passer l'aspirateur et pomme de terre.

Also, it's Danish and it reads:
I love you
You are pretty
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xiN 10 Jun 2010, 17:55
Komm, gib mir deine hand!
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hattivatti 10 Jun 2010, 17:57
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99 Luftballons!
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xiN 10 Jun 2010, 18:00
Sie liebe dich!

(You've took this picture from How I met your mother imo, BARNEY STYLE! :p )
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hattivatti 10 Jun 2010, 18:03
Sie liebt* dich!

Also, I'm a total HIMYM-nerd. Also, I just farted and it smells bad.
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xiN 10 Jun 2010, 18:08
HA HA! WAAAAAAD'UP? You're legen... Wait for it...
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hattivatti 10 Jun 2010, 18:09
I hope you're not lactose intolerant because the next word is going to be...
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xiN 10 Jun 2010, 18:09
DARY! Legendary!!!
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hattivatti 10 Jun 2010, 18:12
I tried the 'He's Not Coming' and IT WORKED! You shoulda seen that girl! Bang! Ping! Putout! Gadonk!

"Mothers, lock up your daughters! Daughters, lock up your MILSWANCAs!" "MILSWANCAs?" "Wait, I think I got it: Mothers I'd like to sleep with and never call again!" "Correct! Circle gets the square!"
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