cu guys

IMMA GO TO MALAYSIA NOW FOR 2 WEEKS


SO CU NERDS AND HAPPY FRAGGING LOL
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remember condom.
there is an israeli joke about situations like this

you put 1 condom, then a tabasco sauce and then more 1 condom
why?

because if the first one torn then you know you are on the spare 8DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
Parent
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Parent
lo hevanti
Parent
ze bdiha al thailand
azonot sham male mahalot

az ata sam condom v-az tabasco v-az condom

lama?
ki eim arishon nikra, ata yodea sheata al akondom asheni
lama?

ki arishon nikra, azona mekabelet at atabasco, v-az soref la v-az ei tzorahat

az ata yodea she arishon nikra :XD
Parent
ahhh hhhhhhhhh

btw
eh yazata me shirot kravi? aomrim she kashe lazet mize
ve eh baharta ma lihiyot? ve lama azavta basof et shiryon?
ani lo roze lehorid profile, zain ani lo roze yom amea ve ad she yeshabzo aoti hem yasimo aoti bamahzor haba....
Parent
siyamti maslol
v-arbe lifney ze dibarti eim a-mem mem sheli
amarti lo sheani aase beayot eim lo yotziao aoti

kitzor basof siha eim magad

ao emlitz

bikashti v-kibalti ki gam yesh li reka limodi tov :~>
Parent
ve aim lemashal ani esahek al habereh? aim ani mavi aishor me harofe she ani lo kashir be 100% lihiyot kravi?
ve ma kara azavta :\
Parent
tavi kama shyoter eishorim v-tagid lahem sheafilo b-ezrahot ata lo yahol

maximum, ksheata aoleh lekravi tevakesh sham rofee v-taase lahem beayot, al tarotz tagid shekoev leha bla bla bla

ovhen, akol ethil ksheayadayim sheli ayo malaeim bebotz v-griz
v-amarti leatzmi

wtf ayiti beheil aavir misheo
ayiti fucking electronaei
ahshav ani stam zayin :(

v-ene yatzati
v-ani mekabel rak shvahim v-amlatzot m-mahat/samhat :~>
ani hazak bathom amiktzoei

augost ktzona :~>
Parent
ma ze ktzona?
Parent
ma ata keilo ahrai al ploga ao masheo? (yesh makom likro al ze?)
Parent
zeho ze lo katzin tironim

ehad atafkidim ze lemashal (aktzona sheli ze tikshov - the most quality) kashar gdudi

ata lo ahraei al ploga, ata ahraei al gdud... :~>

its the same as aaravi aze from Lost
Parent
ma ze ktzona?
Parent
hf mate :)
we have a plant there! hf !
sweatshop with little kids :D
Parent
oh she meant a factory :~>
Parent
why she doesnt learn english :(
Parent
cause we call it plant in the US ?
Parent
ye but the the whole company is calling it wrong!
Parent
you better write in german and i will google translate

i will have more success understanding you that way :D
Parent
not gonna play the playoffs then? vargen is not pleased
Please don't leave us alone! ;<
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