What bones have you broke?

by ETNiES • 14 Jun 2010, 15:52 • Journals
When sitting in the Fracture Clinic in the hospital today for a check up on my smashed thumb, I was thinking about all the times i've damaged myself most of it involved being drunk they are :

Finger
Thumb
Nose
Left arm x2
Right Arm
Dislocated Shoulder


What brakes/dislocations have you had?
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Hydra 14 Jun 2010, 16:53
brainbone
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Nub 14 Jun 2010, 16:54
20 years and counting

none of them

drink some milk fool
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ETNiES 14 Jun 2010, 16:56
you need to be a bit more wreckless in your life then :)
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k1kzzzzz 14 Jun 2010, 16:59
YOU ARE ON A BREAKING SPREE!
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Nub 14 Jun 2010, 17:02
no thanks my insurance is outdated
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Wesbo 14 Jun 2010, 16:56
Clavicula when I was born. Nothing else so far.
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hattivatti 14 Jun 2010, 16:56
None. I don't leave my basement.
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k1kzzzzz 14 Jun 2010, 16:57
none
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aztec 14 Jun 2010, 17:35
smaelolquilot

same*
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tacocat 14 Jun 2010, 16:57
image: unbreakable2

oh hey, it's me.
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Panda 14 Jun 2010, 16:57
Left wrist 4 times, right wrist 3 times, 3 fingers and just keep rolling my ankle skating .-.
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Xo 14 Jun 2010, 17:13
same @ ankles + skating :<<<<
My body's not fit for skating :'(
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Donovan 14 Jun 2010, 17:00
collar bone :)
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Jonasty 14 Jun 2010, 17:02
wrist once
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flushje 14 Jun 2010, 17:02
ribs a few times, nose when I swung a punch and fell on my face
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ETNiES 14 Jun 2010, 20:18
doesn't say a lot for us, I broke my own nose by trying to loaf someone :D
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flushje 14 Jun 2010, 20:39
ahahaaha, but maybe you didnt know till after, i fell on my face and landed on my nose, blacked out for a minute or two :DDD
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ETNiES 14 Jun 2010, 20:55
ha no i knew straight away my nose exploded nose is crooked as fuck still, have an appointed to get it looked at soon
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sCope 14 Jun 2010, 17:03
Finger x11
Thumb x5
Nose x34
Left arm x12
Right arm x9
Left leg x2
Right leg x3
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Jinosta 14 Jun 2010, 17:05
i feel for you!
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Panda 14 Jun 2010, 17:36
Someone should, I don't think he'd have much feeling left after those breaks :_D
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mini 14 Jun 2010, 17:06
You drive BMX????
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Nub 14 Jun 2010, 17:07
ta on rula34
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slajdan 14 Jun 2010, 17:05
arms and fingers
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AlienWare 14 Jun 2010, 17:05
left leg 2 times
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Nonix 14 Jun 2010, 17:06
ankle :s
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zeec 14 Jun 2010, 17:06
Arm, toe, shoulder
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Ati_ 14 Jun 2010, 17:06
image: melk
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aztec 14 Jun 2010, 17:15
didn't broke any bone bcuz I drink one glass milk everyday
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Ati_ 14 Jun 2010, 17:16
I drink atleast 3 ;d
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fuzze 14 Jun 2010, 17:17
(everybody is grabbig after 3 boxes of milk & saying to thereselfs , I'm ATI I'm ATI) .... 8-)
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Ati_ 14 Jun 2010, 17:19
>,<
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fuzze 14 Jun 2010, 17:20
Wrm geen volle melk eigenlijk? Proef amper verschil
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Ati_ 14 Jun 2010, 17:22
kweet nie, kheb m'n hele leven al halfvolle gedronken :P niet dat ik volle niet lust ^,^
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virtu 14 Jun 2010, 17:20
I'm grabbig after 3 boxes of milk & saying to myself , I'm ATI I'm ATI) .... 8-)
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fuzze 14 Jun 2010, 17:22
She's grabbing 3 boxes of milk & saying MMM ATI's MILK
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Sal 14 Jun 2010, 20:29
sitzen 2 esel auf nem baum. fällt der eine runter, der andere heißt klaus.


AHAHAHAAHAHA :DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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virtu 14 Jun 2010, 20:35
bist du wieder besoffen du fetter russe?
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Sal 14 Jun 2010, 20:36
nein du
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virtu 14 Jun 2010, 20:39
magst auch ein schnaps alex?

HAHAHAHAHA :DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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Sal 14 Jun 2010, 20:39
ich trink nicht im stehen. oma hat stuhl geklaut damit sie fußball gucken kann
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virtu 14 Jun 2010, 20:42
harun sagt er hasst dich, er hofft das deine oma an seinem schwanz stirbt!
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Sal 14 Jun 2010, 21:18
sowas würde er nie sagen
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virtu 14 Jun 2010, 21:24
nein du
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Sal 14 Jun 2010, 21:28
halts maul du polnisches stück scheisse
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virtu 14 Jun 2010, 21:32
ich werde dich in deinem kanackenauto abfackeln du affenkot, zusammen mit deiner ganzen sippe!
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Sal 14 Jun 2010, 21:32
willste mich mit deinem fahrrad einholen?
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virtu 14 Jun 2010, 21:33
gegenfrage: wie willst du ohne felgen wegfahren?
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Sal 14 Jun 2010, 21:38
LOL 5ER KANN FLIEGEN KEKE?
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virtu 14 Jun 2010, 21:38
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TnbKrQErgWw&feature=related

ajjjjjj bljatttttttttt
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Sal 14 Jun 2010, 21:39
bestes video ;D
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virtu 14 Jun 2010, 21:40
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MJDxDvna78M&feature=related

kannst du harun und mich mal aufklären warum der dünne spargel so mad ist und jedem schellen drückt? :-))))))))))))))))))
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Sal 14 Jun 2010, 21:47
haha wie er voll raged :D
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bestestplayer 14 Jun 2010, 17:06
Finger
Thumb
tailbone
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Complex 14 Jun 2010, 17:14
Tailbone? :o tough :D
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bestestplayer 14 Jun 2010, 20:44
dont wish that shit to you
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mini 14 Jun 2010, 17:06
Middle finger on left hand.
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cRz 14 Jun 2010, 17:09
none, i prefer to break the ones of the other guys :)
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Xo 14 Jun 2010, 17:12
nose
left leg
dislocated right shoulder
torn ankle ligaments in right ankle 3 times, left ankle 1 time.
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repjeee 14 Jun 2010, 17:12
guess youre a skater then
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virtu 14 Jun 2010, 17:15
some bruises and sprains and a really painful comminuted fracture (2 fingers broken at 3 spots)
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wsk 14 Jun 2010, 17:15
broke my right arm twice within half a year.
2nd time bones would grow together hmm... crooked? so after 4 weeks they broke it again to put some metal shit in :(
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KipzZ 14 Jun 2010, 17:16
Left thumb
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Vanderzwaag 14 Jun 2010, 17:17
Broke two toes and fractured two fingers, Gaelic football wasn't for me m8s.
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Thomasz 14 Jun 2010, 17:20
only an orbit fracture :P (oogkasfractuur)
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fuzze 14 Jun 2010, 17:21
None broken , hurray for me?
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schNee 14 Jun 2010, 17:21
not even one!
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ghana 14 Jun 2010, 17:26
some fingers
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k1kzzzzz 14 Jun 2010, 20:47
beim fingern?
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ghana 14 Jun 2010, 20:48
kindergarten orgie ftw
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k1kzzzzz 14 Jun 2010, 20:55
oder temperatur messen bei deinen kühen? ;MD
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ghana 14 Jun 2010, 20:57
dabei geht eher der ganze arm drauf :/
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k1kzzzzz 14 Jun 2010, 20:58
aber es gibt eine lustige lümmeltüte dazu :D
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ghana 14 Jun 2010, 21:02
^____^
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k1kzzzzz 14 Jun 2010, 21:03
die sommerferien sind nicht mehr weit :)
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ghana 14 Jun 2010, 21:08
wann gehts los?
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k1kzzzzz 14 Jun 2010, 21:08
24. ist der erste ferientag!

3on3 oder sowas?
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ghana 14 Jun 2010, 21:10
mit?
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k1kzzzzz 14 Jun 2010, 21:11
mir egal, ich fidne mit sicherheit jemanden
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Thomm 14 Jun 2010, 17:28
Leg, wrist, tailbone, rib and the thing near your shoulder (long one).

Does teeth count?
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bassie 14 Jun 2010, 18:07
I drink 5 big glasses of milk each day and never break anything :) Have broken my wrist and arm when I was younger though.
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Thomm 14 Jun 2010, 18:15
Like it matters if you fell off from a cliff or building :)

Or do something else than sit inside...
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Kevin 14 Jun 2010, 18:49
I think it does, I drink milk everyday as well, never broke anything (although some small exception see my comment below )

Once crashed with my mountainbike while speeding down a little hill at 40/45 mp/h
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Thomm 14 Jun 2010, 19:06
Well sometimes you get unlucky, if you rumble around enough :)
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bassie 15 Jun 2010, 18:17
yes, milk saves lives
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Jay 14 Jun 2010, 18:12
dislocated my shoulder 2 times this year, thats all i guess
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phaloid 14 Jun 2010, 19:15
dislocated mine 3 times and couldn't relocate it myself the last time...
Got a surgery intervention, now it shouldn't dislocate anymore :)
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Jay 14 Jun 2010, 19:57
couldnt put it back both times, what kind of surgery did you had?
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phaloid 14 Jun 2010, 20:51
Got the Latarjet procedure : http://www.shoulderdoc.co.uk/article.asp?article=912 (1 day @ hospital and 3 weeks with a sling)
The physiotherapist told me I should have grown some muscle on the shoulder area before the last dislocation, that could have reduced the risk.
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-Max- 14 Jun 2010, 18:14
Left wrist playing football 12 years ago.
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R3xjEe 14 Jun 2010, 18:15
fractured ankle
dislocated jaw
broke 2 fingers
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Rockskin 14 Jun 2010, 18:16
3x Fingers
1x Left arm
1x Right hand
1x Right arm
1x Dislocated shoulder
1x Foot
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m6hk 14 Jun 2010, 18:26
spine, haven't moved my legs for 9 years
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Kevin 14 Jun 2010, 18:45
none

although I did "crack" (?) my spine twice ( two vertibrae were fractured but not intirely, I was insanly lucky & unlucky twice )
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vaGgi 14 Jun 2010, 18:46
never broke anything.
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Fab 14 Jun 2010, 18:56
left leg, left arm, right arm, all the fingers were prolly broken during my life, shoulder, ankle and thats it i think
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solitude 14 Jun 2010, 19:07
Snapped my femur (thigh bone) was sticking out stretching the skin but didnt pierce it,had to have my leg pulled and twisted back into place without any pain relief drugs it was fucking agony they said it needed to be done as quick as possible so couldnt waste time on pain relief lol fuckers.

Also broke my ankle jumping from a school roof away from police (i didnt get far lol)
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adze 14 Jun 2010, 19:16
3 times finger
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sAs1 14 Jun 2010, 19:17
Ribs and nose as drunk injuries!
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Rapt6rr 14 Jun 2010, 20:19
3 fingers + elbow
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nebu 15 Jun 2010, 08:48
my little finger
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ALFAAA 15 Jun 2010, 16:46
small toe x2
right arm
i think i broke my nose too , not sure :D
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