Offside & woman

by spho • 16 Jun 2010, 10:01 • Journals
The offside rule explained to woman:

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Jonasty 16 Jun 2010, 11:02
oh plz stop teh funniez
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knabL 16 Jun 2010, 11:03
I want more of those! ;d
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pala 16 Jun 2010, 11:03
a women said she watchs WC and it's not only for men
i asked here, what's offside?
no response
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GoodGuyGary 16 Jun 2010, 11:05
what do you tell a woman that has two black-eyes?
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Ati_ 16 Jun 2010, 11:05
How did she get 2 black eyes while being in the kitchen?
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GoodGuyGary 16 Jun 2010, 11:06
she wasn't in the kitchen two times
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spho 16 Jun 2010, 11:06
tell meh!
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GoodGuyGary 16 Jun 2010, 11:06
nothing, she has already been told twice.
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spho 16 Jun 2010, 11:10
ooh Multiple answers, I LIKE

image: tomcruiselaugh
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pala 16 Jun 2010, 11:06
nothing, you already told her twice!
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schNee 16 Jun 2010, 11:06
where is the funniez??
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spho 16 Jun 2010, 11:10
sorry :<
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schNee 16 Jun 2010, 11:13
no
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Ati_ 16 Jun 2010, 11:18
image: tomcruiselaugh
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schNee 16 Jun 2010, 11:21
i dont like him.
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spho 16 Jun 2010, 11:43
why?
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schNee 16 Jun 2010, 11:44
hes a bad man.
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INSTi 16 Jun 2010, 13:40
thought you liked bad boys
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schNee 16 Jun 2010, 13:41
bad boys yes not bad man :)
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INSTi 16 Jun 2010, 14:06
so predictable! click mal auf meinen nick
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schNee 16 Jun 2010, 14:11
bist du das ?????? schick das originiakl!!! sofort!
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INSTi 16 Jun 2010, 14:19
haha jetzt auf einmal interessiert, gtfo.
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schNee 16 Jun 2010, 14:21
:PPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP
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schNee 16 Jun 2010, 14:22
kleider machen leute ach nee muskeln machen maenner! :D
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INSTi 16 Jun 2010, 14:25
lold kein Wunder das du immer Pech in der Liebe hast :p
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schNee 16 Jun 2010, 14:32
bloedi.. :) atm hab ich glueck aber unzufrieden. es bieten sich soviele moeglichkeiten. monogamie ist fuern arsch!
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INSTi 16 Jun 2010, 14:33
mach's ganz klischee und nimm den mit dem meisten Geld, np 4 advice :D
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schNee 16 Jun 2010, 14:35
nein ich bin nicht materiell eingestellt da ich selbst genug habe :o
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INSTi 16 Jun 2010, 14:40
das ist bewundernswert aber Monogamie ist schon was feines, kann dir da nicht zustimmen. Es sei denn er hats nicht drauf :D
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schNee 16 Jun 2010, 14:44
fuer ne gewisse zeit ist das schon i.O. mit der monogamie.. ^^
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pala 16 Jun 2010, 11:09
What is the difference between a battery and a women?
Battery also has a positive side

A man ran over a women. Who's to blame?
the women. Why did she get out of the kitchen?

What is the little window in the kitchen?
The women's point of view

What is a blond doing in 5 points level math?
Going down to 4.

Man is seeking one woman, smart, intelligent, good...Actually 3 women.

What do you call a woman who lost her brain?
A widow.

Women knows how to do 70 things. 69 and coffee.

They say there are good women in every corner. Too bad the world is circle.

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drAytju 16 Jun 2010, 11:16
last 1 made me laugh :o
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flR 16 Jun 2010, 11:34
the last 2 pics xD
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hannes-` 16 Jun 2010, 11:25
ahm, that made me smile :<
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ISEN 16 Jun 2010, 12:41
XD nice post
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koosa 16 Jun 2010, 13:57
[img|left]http://www.imgjoe.com/x/124951509378.jpg[/img]
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