Jesus to return soon, say Yanks!

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Jesus to return soon, say Yanks



MORE than 40 per cent of Americans believe Jesus Christ will return to Earth by 2050, according to a poll.

A majority also believe cancer will be cured, artificial limbs will work better than real ones and computers will be able to converse like humans by the middle of the century.

The survey, carried out by the Pew Research Center in April, included 1,546 adults.

It showed that Americans are far less hopeful than they were in 1999, when 81 per cent said they were optimistic about life.

This has plunged to just 64 per cent.

More than half, or 58 per cent, fear another world war in the next 40 years and 53 per cent expect a terrorist attack against the United States using a nuclear weapon.

The poll found over the next 40 years:


71 per cent believe cancer will be cured


81 per cent believe computers will be able to converse like humans


68 per cent predict a world war Advertisement


74 per cent believe most of our energy will come from sources other than coal, oil, and gas


72 per cent believe the world is likely to experience a major energy crisis


42 per cent say it is likely that scientists will be able to tell what people are thinking by scanning their brains


89 per cent believe a woman will be elected president


41 per cent say Jesus Christ will return to Earth


41 per cent say there will be a single world currency


31 per cent expect the planet will be struck by an asteroid



Read more: http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/3026608/Jesus-to-return-soon-say-Yanks.html#ixzz0rkk7ULmh

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I just pretend that was a compliment...
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Source: The Sun, LOL...
edited because i point some obvious thing, like the fact that we alerady have female president here in South America, and we still have one in Argentina plus in Central America they have one too.

the rest of "poll" is just shitty.. source is just shitty..
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alerady = already
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It was meant to amuse... I never posted that here with thinking it's all true!.... Learn to handle bullcrap... ;|\/|

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Why doesn't anybody ask Indians how many of them think they will be reincarnated after death? I bet the response would be even higher.

No margin of error, and isn't The Sun a tabloid?
cuz we already know that
anyway, amercians are most likely retards, not all of them ofc
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and? its a difference if ur deeply religious, or just plain stupid. and btw christians also beliefe in life after death, so this argument is invalid!
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I can't tell if you're saying Christains can't be deeply religious or Americans are just plain stupid, although it's probably both and I shouldn't have asked.
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ofc christians can be deeply reigious, and not all americans are playin stupid, there are always exceptions. but its obvious AND frightening how many americans are dumb like a piece of shit and beliefing in gods allmighty power to save themselfs and the great american nation - so the "normal" guys getting overlapped by the retards.

would be funny to see this poll done in europe and do a comparision ^_^
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Meh, the percentage of Christians in Europe isn't nearly as high and we have a heavy concentration of Christian radicals in the Southeast (we call them "fire and brimstone" because all they preach is hell, damnation, and that the apocalypse is coming soon). I'll agree that most of these people are idiots though.
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Who cares... It's still HA HA! :DDD
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Sort of but it's still only the minority!
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all the points u called are possible, its only the question of the time.
So you're expecting Jesus to return too :{)?
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Just to protect you from further humiliation by me... :D:D:D:d;asfnweuoagh
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to protect me from further humiliation by you? dont get ur point.
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most cancers could already be cured, just not by some magic pill or neccearly surgery
sadly most people have no clue about health in general
Americans, nothing strange, so advanced in technology and so retarded in way of thinking.
Any news of Tupac?
95% think hes still alive
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hes chilling together with biggie
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QuoteJesus to return soon, say Yanks

not only them saying that.
it all sounds plausible, except the jesus part
100% of people are STUPID
you aint got no pancake mix
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what about Bin Laden?
he returns 2 days after jesus
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