Need sixpack before the 4th

Since me & ma boys are going to spend 10 days in Hungary
(& my girlfriend just broke up) I am going to need some more muscles
especially abs & chest muscles.
It's not that worse atm only they aren't very striking.
Now I'm begging you guys for some tips to get great muscles.
like exercices , food , ...

going to fitness from 12.00 till 15.00,
hope it'll help a bit ;)

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lol, 1 week...

No can I do for you!!
Eat loads of proteins and do alot of pushups
Been doing that,
that's why I say they aint bad,
but I got to find a method quicker than that ;)
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what is half wrong :)
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what food has alot of proteins which I have probable already here.
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potatoes? just a wild guess...
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cottage cheese? :D cheese in general!
white meat, f.e chicken!
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ok thanks ;)
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one week, haha :D
not possible in a week :P
om te worden als Mr. T
of om gewoon wat spiertjes bij te kweken.
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If you get one come and tell me how
not even with roids
Get some paint
first you will look like a faggot and redicolous (chest and bs only)
second nothing will help you for a week unless you are very skinny
http://www.startingstrength.net/workouts/
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Hyperbolic Time Chamber.
I think we got a winner here!
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ur comment is full of win :D
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made my day :DDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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:D just lol
plastic surgery
call alexL and order some steroids
oki some serious tips :D
- Eat a lot, especially lots of protein, not so much fat
- dont work out longer than 1 hour
- work out hard, do 1-2 sets with a weight that allows 8-10 repetitions

worked for me :p lots of more things to mind, but 2lazy2write
"dont work out longer than 1 hour"

wat
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Dear Ati_,
this is because of a hormon (is it hormon in english?) called "cortisol".
This slows the build of muscles :/

Sincerely,
FauLi
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dear FauLi ,
you are talking bullshit, latest researchers proves it wrong, 2 hours training is as effective as 1 hour
yours,
experienced piece of shit who knows wtf he talking about
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dear Pala^,
why train 2 hours if it's AS effective as 1 hour? :)

you're wrong tho, or gief proofs!

Yours xoxo,
FauLi
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hypothetically
powerlifters often train more than that
i can't give you an english proof and i don't care either, since i dont give a fuck about you and what you think ( sorry for been so aggresive, eh?)
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U MAD, BRO?! :D

you can't compare powerlifters to normal athletes, dear pala :( their nutrition and other preferences are completely other ones.

Thanks for your effort tho ;) if you find a proof, pmme
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actually for him, he has to work out with longer reps in sets(with lighter weight)
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I assumed he wants to build muscle. Tho 1 week is pretty short time to do so :D
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gief more tips in pm :o)
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Tell me what you want to achieve then ;) in pm if you like
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A quick or easy way to reduce my bodyfat without having to lose alot of muscles :p
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thats quite easy i guess. You can achieve a lot of effect by altering your eating habits.

Cut back with fat and carb (not as hard as fat), keep training and building muscle (you will need more energy, therefore you will eventually lose fat), some cardio like jogging or swimming cant be wrong too.

depends a bit on your body type, do you have a hard time gaining weight and muscles or do you gain easily?
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Ah oke, will do!

Hmm, I gain weight and muscles pretty easy I guess.
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I'm the quite opposite of you then :) lucky you, then you'll prolly have fast results!

you need to mind your eating more then ;) else you'll probably get just fat and all those nice muscles won't be visible.

Hf with your sport, pmme if you need more help!
I'm out for soccer :o hopefully germany rapes UK
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Oke, thanks for the tips man! :)
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Do you really need to make a schedule or would it just be enough to cut back on the candy, milkshakes and chips and eat an apple and drink water instead? :P
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if your situation is similar to Ironic's, then the no-icecream-apple-instead is a good idea ;)
water is very essential if you want to cut, it reduces your feeling of hunger and is very important anyways! :)
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"hardgainer" LQLQLQLQLQL
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please stop making people believe your shit...
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BUT THE BIBLE SAID SO
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HOHOHO fatty :DDD
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Trying to get more sexy when Im going to Portugal :) Ill visit you
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I don't hang out with fatties, sorry

<3 :DDD
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I AINT FAT!
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Fat is one of the essential "food major group" for sportsman
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Muscles don't mean shit, personality is what matters.
If u want to get laid it doesn't.
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Yes it does.
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talk the talk and you dont need muscles d00d.. make a girl laugh and you are half way.
Besides the girls that only dig muscles ussually dont even have half a brain so they aint worth it.
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if you have 1 week you could load up on creatine but since you have no experience training I really wouldn't recommend that, if you wanna lose some fat bzuy a few g's of coke and fuck for a week
Useless. i'm training or my 1st event in November, and i can tell you creatine is useless.
even with training every day during 1 week. it won't help.
since to take some volume you need +/- 2 days between each training session for a muscle to recover and so to rebuild itself wich is needed to take volume and formes.
In 1 week you can't do shit. i'm sorry for you but you aint gonna take some muscles.
all you can do is setups and pushups with both hands in the middle of your shoulders length. every day morning and evening. but you won't take muscles ore volume.
HF tho in your hollidays.
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age: 10

anyways, think u missed my point. He just wants to be a little bigger and if you frontload creatine for 5 days and train let's say, chest shoulders, triceps, back biceps on the first and 4th day you'll get a nice little boost, especially if you already have decent muscles..
So getting more volume is totally possible that way.

Also the real reason why creatine doesn't seem to work for most people ist cuz they're overtrained, that depletes all your creatine and it's just impossible to fill up again until your completly healed... I've noticed this by myself and experimented with it, like training with very low volume and never exhausting the muscle to the max would make me huge with creatine whilst training HIT etc wouln't do much at all. Just my experience...


and err..

"In 1 week you can't do shit. i'm sorry for you but you aint gonna take some muscles."

oh rly?
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i'm not 10...
and in one week, even that litle boost due to creatine, he's not going to take any Gram more imo + all he's going to "win" he'll loose it the days afterwards.
Creatine doesn't say abracadabra and poowww muscles...µ
it gives you the possibility to grow some muscles, but not in en everday week training session of 3 hours. all he's going to do is burn his muscles...
1 week is not enough. just a fact.
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your english is really shitty else you would have got my point and wouldn't still be acting like I believe you can gain muscles in a week... It's for fucking volume and that works nicely if you train the right ammount... Imo you dunno shit about real training, else you wouldn't be talking about training every day or 3 hour sessions..
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xD you're a dumbass man.
@QUOTE: going to fitness from 12.00 till 15.00,
hope it'll help a bit ;)@
And I surely know more about Bodybuilding programs than you'll ever try me to believe of you.
And my point is not you being right ore not, i'm saying 1 week is NOT enough to get decent resulst like wan'ts to have.
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Oh I bet you do mr Contest bodybuilder XD
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Quote "i'm training for my 1st event in November"
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There's more meanings to an Event and in this case the proper context would be that it's a Contest since you are going to participate in it. I would use event if I was just going there to watch..

Learn English noob
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Like i care using proper english with you or not
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You actually gonna pretend like you know what I'm talking about. That'S really stupid cuz everyone who can read is laughing at you right now. Go play with some lego's kiddo, no other explanation, noone's this stupid and is mature...


nice edit lowfag


go play with some lego's
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I don't think any1 here gives a fuck of this conversation. you're just a mentaly retarded and immature kid. you may be 26 but you're acting like one of 12. You think you know something about Body but you know nothing.

won't answer anymore. my level of smartness is way to high to waste with ppl like you.
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idd, better save some of that smartness for 6th grade
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creatine's main porpuse is to recover quicker for the next training, with some researchs shown a very small boost in building muscles, but it's not proven to be exactly right.
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Testosterone is what helps you recover from training XD

But ye there's so much on creatine out there people just have to test it themselves, same goes for nutrition and training plans. There's allot of morons out there that just repeat what they heard somewhere else instead of really trying it themselves. Everyone's body chemistry is different and you really have to try things out, that's the most time consuming and frustrating thing about the whole bodybuilding experience, getting it right.

But once you got it figured out, everything get's really simple..
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testorone is the main hormone but not the only one
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you are right palam8
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the only thing that helps, dont eat for one weak+workout,but your not gonna make that :D
seemslike a bet to me aint it? ;D
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no chance
http://www.fitness4mma.de/fit-bauchmuskeln.php

try this (3 times a day), but one week runs rly short 4 this^^
LOL fitness4mma :D 3x am tag? willst du ihn umbringen? xD no fucking way
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ja wenn ers so eilig hat :D
ich machs 2 mal am tag, aber auch nicht jeden tbh :D
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mit einer woche bezweifel ich, dass er da wirklich auf nen grünen zweig kommt ^^ aber tips kann man ihm ja mal geben, vielleicht hält er's durch.

Machst du Kampfsport? ;) die seite ist echt cool, aber der kerl der's vormacht ist ein phänomen
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hee idd, soll er sich ma abrackern^^

naja, ich kämpfe gegen meinen bierbauch :D
jop :) hehe der geht gut ab, wenns nur kleine pausen gäbe wärs nicht so hart... aber in dem speed schon gemein^^
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krasse körperbeherrschung der typ :o ich mach atm Muay Thai und sobald ich da klarkomm, fang ich mit MMA an :D die kämpfer sind einfach nur die üblen bären
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LOL 4SRS? :DDDDDDDDDddddddddddddddddd
and you ask cf for this :þ?
im already beachproof =)
in one weak its impossible, sorry. If you are rly skinny you that sixpack would be possible in 2 weeks, but chest muscles needs time and bulking, no way you can do that in one week. hf anyway
je kan niet in 1 week beachproof worden ;), je kan wel probere 2 keer perdag iets te doen, s''morgens en s'avonds maar beachproof word je neit : D
had hij dat nu 3weken eerder gezegd, dan konden we hem mss nog helpen wat rondingen enzo te kruijgen. maaar 1 week is gewoon TE weinig.
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