Need serious help...

My very goodmate is celebrating his 18 birthday(been legal finally) in a bar, but I have absolute no idea what gift to buy him, like fuckkk ;(

those of you who are serious, I'd appreciate any help...

I hadmy mind maybe to buy him a sixpack of duvel, or other expensive and highly rayed beer...
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buy him a dildo and stick it up his ass
yes this:) ur always so smart forkm8
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That was last year, a good friend is a creative and original
friend
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than what that troll Francis said
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He got a labrator + sun glasses alrdy
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Offer him dog + sunglasses = epic win
image: funny-dog-pictures-sunglasses-shady-deal
a flask?
What's that
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a hip flask..

put spirits in there
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He isn't much of a drinker so I don't know how it will work, but definitely a nice idea, thx
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nerds giving speeches?:O
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HAHA KANKER MEEZ :DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

YOU MAD?
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hij was echt boos daar je had hem moeten zien lopen
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die muur heeft wel pijn gehad van zijn trap
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hij is net zo boos als het meisje op die poster
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maar banaan vroeg serieus who is this girl
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really? turning 18.. there are many things you can give him.

- get him a bottle of chivas regal!
- buy him a stripper/hooker
- an apple
Stripper is when he is recruited in army
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bullshit, get him one!
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A FUCKING BIG PINK DILDO
1million = perfum
Just buy him a few pints or give him money man what happened to me on my 18th don't member the money or the drinks Best way!
handmade box!

image: weed-altoids-tin
buy him a car
real men dont buy each other gifts
a mug of beer
gief money?
punch him in the face and say habby bday m8 thats what i got from 1 of my really good friends long time ago.. never forget it..
dick in a box
QuoteI hadmy mind maybe to buy him a sixpack of duvel, or other expensive and highly rayed beer...


then buy him an 18 pack :D
Where will he put all the beer
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in a handcart!
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not your problem XD
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vodka ofc!
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