THE WORST.

by perforator • 10 Jul 2010, 17:06 • Journals
Someone linked me this song last night:



don't know how i feel today
i feel the same as yesterday
five hands crawling up my back
thump, thump had a heart attack
and oh, hey, well okay
aren't you gonna ask me what i did today?

i'm goin' up and down
hit the ground
black and white
why can't it be right?
and oh, hey, well okay
aren't you gonna ask me what i did today?

got a pumpkin and a tree
and ideas all flowery
you got a joke, a smoke
and punctuation
but not enough time for conversation;
and oh, hey, well okay
aren't you gonna ask me what i did today?

Are you fucking joking me (again?!).

This is easily the WORST 'song' I've ever listened to in my ENTIRE life. The song I linked you guys in my previous journal (click), despite being absolute horse shit, comes nowhere near this piece of dick diarrhea.

Feel free to post other recommendations you think would score high on the rankings of WORST song ever. Anonymous fredd music not allowed. Needs to contain at least some sort of lyric.
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GoodGuyGary 10 Jul 2010, 18:07
how is that even a song???????
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noodle 10 Jul 2010, 18:08
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j5SNOAcD3ak
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GoodGuyGary 10 Jul 2010, 18:10
SOUNDS GOOD WITH VUVUZELA
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hattivatti 10 Jul 2010, 18:51
Quite catchy actually and in a trashy way it's quite good even.
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im a tree 11 Jul 2010, 02:56
genuinely made better by vuvuzela button
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cuttyP 10 Jul 2010, 18:15
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r53Ao-Y5_2Q

who spots the unterschichtenfernsehen TV-host?
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strN 10 Jul 2010, 18:16
die guten alten 90er
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cuttyP 10 Jul 2010, 18:24
Ich hatte das Lied auf ner Compilation :D
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hattivatti 10 Jul 2010, 18:56
Geht's nur mir so oder waren in den 90ern wirklich ALLE Menschen hässlich?
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cuttyP 10 Jul 2010, 19:03
Ich auch
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hattivatti 10 Jul 2010, 19:30
Ich war auch hässlich.
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ILikeTurtles 10 Jul 2010, 19:45
ja ich war als kind noch fett :(
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hattivatti 10 Jul 2010, 19:47
Ich bin's wieder :/ Scheiß Bund.
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ILikeTurtles 10 Jul 2010, 20:09
nehm auch wieder zu 78 kilos auf 183 schon :<
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ScarZy 10 Jul 2010, 18:32
That is absolutely, disgusting.
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fredd 10 Jul 2010, 18:39
jesus christ
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ScarZy 10 Jul 2010, 18:42
:D!
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loazis 10 Jul 2010, 19:13
Darth Bane books are cool, haven't read the latest one yet though.

Nerd4life.
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ScarZy 10 Jul 2010, 19:38
Which?
Rule of Two?
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loazis 10 Jul 2010, 20:18
No, the third one (isn't it a trilogy? Is it even out yet? =P)
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ScarZy 10 Jul 2010, 20:48
Not sure. If there is a third I haven't read/seen it
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suVi 10 Jul 2010, 18:56
'xDDDDDDDDDDDDDd
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destiny 10 Jul 2010, 18:56
ear cancer
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steeler 10 Jul 2010, 19:11
(url) [[url]www.youtube.com] [/url]
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perforator 10 Jul 2010, 19:17
WWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAATTTTTTTTTTTTTTT
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mini 10 Jul 2010, 20:06
I'm not ashamed to say I once masturbated to the video.
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im a tree 11 Jul 2010, 02:57
nothing wrong with k-pop
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Yossarian 10 Jul 2010, 19:22
A lot of stuff I hear on local pop radio can be qualified as worst song I've ever heard.
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Reni 10 Jul 2010, 19:54
and oh, hey, well okay
aren't you gonna ask me what i did today?

lol'd.
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im a tree 11 Jul 2010, 02:57
basically perfo you're a massive gay
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