PEN15 prob

Hey cf, i was just eating noodles with some chili spice and i didnt know there was maybe a lil spice in my right hand so i touch my penis and now it hurts rly much how to fix it?
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burn the spot where it hurts always worked for me but you gotta burn it till 3rd degree
Punch yourself in the face. Takes your mind off the penis pain.
use tigerbalm
get a little needle and stab it in your dick in that lil hole and cut your balls off and play with them in your mouth, problem solved imo.
rez is right, it happend to my friend and it was the only way.
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Take it like a man
:D haha good one
put some cold milk on it
already did that
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put bengay on balls
put some

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on your dick.
try rubbin cat pee on it,
worked for me
try dipping it in ice water
Easy...just wank...that shit is the solution for everything
Let me take care of that..
Can't blame me for being horny :O)
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can't do that indeed :)
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Shove it to ice-cold beer, use some handcreme or something on it. Works!
touch it abit more till there come some sort of white stuff out of it.
i did that what now?
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Take a picture of it and post it here
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blast it with piss
put some image: butter on it
ok touching ur penis while eating , sounds normal :D
it was stuck
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I know what u're doin when u have a lunch ;]
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i lol'd irl XD
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something else ? ! :D
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completely normal behavior for males tbh
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interesting !
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try going under a shower, and torture your penis. Make it suffer for the suffering it brought to you.
need pics to make a better diagnose

you could try putting some mayonnaise on your penis and let your dog lick it
i dont have a dog, but i do have a sister
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that will work too
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ask your mother
shes a criminal
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If that happen to me, ill suck my own dick
why bother, your never going to get to use it!
Cut it off! :O
Milk will make it all better i remember doing this with my eyes what a cunt it was my mates kept pushing me over and i shouldn't see shit :D
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Irelandchunkjee lost his he needs help more tbh
mangina ftw :)
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post abt it on cf seems like the only right thing to do
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