Needs.

I never understood why sexneeds are so different at men and woman. And i never really understood why woman think with their heart and men with their head.

Last week i went with my girlfriend to bed and we started touching each other. Then after some time when i became really horny she said to me: "Honey please, i dont want to make love right now. Cant you just give me a hug and we sleep like this tonight?". I answered: "Wtf?" and she said: " You just cant handle sexual needs of a woman " I agreed and were mad. ( Yes me mad ).

This night i had no sex. :( After some time i fell asleep..

The next day we went shopping. She saw some nice shoes, but couldnt decide wheather she takes the black or the white ones and i told her to take both. She looked at me very surprised and couldnt believe her luck. Then we moved to the shirts and she took like 4 shirts to the "clothingroom" (the room where you wear the tshirt and look if it fits..dnno name). I said again: "Honey, do you like them? If yes, then take all. Its no problem" She couldnt believe what i just said. She thought im crazy, but was happy! She always said how much she loves me right now and that im the best men in the world :)
Later she saw nice goldrings. I guess she realised that i wanted to spend a lot of money that day so she asked me AGAIN if she can buy those 200 eu rings. and i said " Sure, why not..?

Then we went to the cash point and she was ready to take everything home but i said: Honey please, i dont want to buy this things right now. and she answered shocked: WHY ???!!! and i answered again: I prefer it if you give me a hug right now :) well... you just cant handle the financial needs of a man


next day she quit our relationsship.
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Shut the fuck up razzah, your like an annoying little girl who digs about the smallest subjects, but the differences is you have a dick
Haha ok nice read, the chick is a stupid bitch and should get raped
i know that story ;/
:D ich habs auch kopiert...aber ich wette 50% kennt sie noch nicht :P

e: guck wieviele leute mir das abkaufen xD
Parent
she obv wasnt into you

alsi, what s4s0r1 said
Quotecouldnt decide wheather she takes the black or the white ones and i told her to take both


slag
It's called trolled.


And she fell for it.
So you keep posting these stories in which you portray yourself as a massive idiot and then when people flame you, you get all upset and complain to admins about how insensitive the crossfire community are. Why not save everyone time and stop posting you love drama on a gaming website.

Grow up.
this text is copied you idiot. its not me...i would never go shopping with a girl
Parent
I renew my earlier disapproval.

Ignored.
Parent
oh man really, 200€ for earings the fuck? i would smash her in middle of the store if she would ask like that, get ur own money and buy it bish, and then leaving u?


oh my...
old text is old
Old and this is why women are stupid :(
Sigh, another story under the "CRAZY BITCH HAS PERIOD" category. The bad thing is, after you break up you are getting insane trying to figure out what is wrong with you and why she broke up with you, when it is all MOODSWINGS. And no, women dont really care about money, not more than men anyway, unless she falls under a specific category.
trolololo :)

dachte du hättes erst ne neue ihsche gefuenden .. "christina" :pPpPppPPPppP
LOLOL

Nice Story :DDD
Aufmerksamkeit bekommen.

Nun reichts mit der Lügerei :p
in finland we would call her 'lokki'
mario barth wouldn`t be amused if he sees you`re stealing his story. Even the guys that dont know this story yet wouldnt believe you anyway.
roflol u made my day :D
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