***[update]***serious problem..

by duNzy • 27 Jul 2010, 12:24 • Journals
i didn't shit for 2 days and it worries me, cuz i eat shitloads and i dont know where it all keeps there.


what to do crossfire

image: 116tglg


UPDATE:

i successfully took a shit
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defOK 27 Jul 2010, 13:25
drink a coffee, smoke a cig
go to toilet, shit a brick
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duNzy 27 Jul 2010, 13:26
i smoke shitloads tho, tried to shit but it doesnt want to come out i rage
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AM1G0 27 Jul 2010, 13:27
:XDDDD lold irl :D
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Gabt 27 Jul 2010, 13:27
Your probably un-conciously eating your own shit-loads. Dogs do that.
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Rhand 27 Jul 2010, 13:27
eat some figs.
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zzaps 27 Jul 2010, 13:28
SPAM THEM CHEWING GUMS
ZOMG CHEWING GUM RUSH
CHEWING GUM HORDE EFFECT ZLOL

chewing gum has a laxative effect.
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squAze 27 Jul 2010, 13:28
laxative tea?
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quasimoto 27 Jul 2010, 13:29
just drink more
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Wesbo 27 Jul 2010, 13:40
Best advice
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darnok 27 Jul 2010, 13:31
levative yourself like bear grylls, feels good man
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sHEv 27 Jul 2010, 13:31
image: supositorios
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duNzy 27 Jul 2010, 13:34
thats some fuckedup shit
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pala 27 Jul 2010, 14:35
It's real and quite popular rofl
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duNzy 27 Jul 2010, 14:46
fuck it ill die instead putting some shit in the ass
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sHEv 27 Jul 2010, 18:13
READ THE FUCKING WIKIPEDIA LINK YOU PRICK
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mini 27 Jul 2010, 13:35
Nice gif! Reminds me of this one:
image: 2qisewy
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Rockskin 27 Jul 2010, 13:37
Roosvicee Lax
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Iceblue 27 Jul 2010, 13:38
just wait till it comes out peacefully, or why you have to shit now? think its pretty normal sometimes that the shit just wont come out :D
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pisarenko 27 Jul 2010, 13:40
get a life.
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loazis 27 Jul 2010, 13:45
Eat a few kiwi's.
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inactive 27 Jul 2010, 13:51
figs + milk = monstrualy shit
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overboost 27 Jul 2010, 13:52
Disconnect the shower head from the tube thing, gently let water (not cold, not hot just warm) enter your poop hole and wait until you feel you have to shit and let it all out :-)!
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AM1G0 27 Jul 2010, 14:06
trolololo
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overboost 27 Jul 2010, 14:09
Wasn't kidding though! I sometimes do it if I feel weird before having hot anal! :D
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AM1G0 27 Jul 2010, 14:11
trolololo #2
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pala 27 Jul 2010, 14:41
How far u like it there?
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overboost 27 Jul 2010, 15:20
Balls gotta touch
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pala 27 Jul 2010, 15:24
That doesn't say much
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overboost 27 Jul 2010, 15:29
Why not? It basically means just go as far as you can :P
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pala 27 Jul 2010, 15:33
When it's short, the balls will touch very soon
do you like for example that the dick will touch some other stuff inside your body, such as stomach?
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overboost 27 Jul 2010, 15:36
No but prostate is really good, don't like em really big
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mama 27 Jul 2010, 13:53
only girls have problems with taking a shit :s
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gambit 27 Jul 2010, 13:57
applejuice
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Noezify 27 Jul 2010, 14:03
DRINK DRINK DRINK DRINK DRINK DRINK
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nickEr 27 Jul 2010, 14:06
eat some chinese food and drink milk afterwards
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Loekino 27 Jul 2010, 14:16
+1

but then it sprays out
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nickEr 27 Jul 2010, 14:35
i know but that will probably solve his problem >:)
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unblind 27 Jul 2010, 14:06
2 cans of red bull
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Loekino 27 Jul 2010, 14:17
lolol pussy cant drink more then 2 cans of redbull
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unblind 27 Jul 2010, 14:25
id like to see you after 5 or 6 tbh
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Loekino 27 Jul 2010, 14:26
yeah after 12 or so i start to shit not 2 rofl wannabee
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unblind 27 Jul 2010, 14:43
image: 22145_104697439558630_100000551243587_121841_8270651_n
Youngpot approves
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Loekino 27 Jul 2010, 14:44
i feel sorry for your parents :(
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duNzy 27 Jul 2010, 14:51
me and my mate once drank 6 or 7 cans each of redbul and went to a party or so, after that slept like 20 hours or smth#:D nice feeling tho
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unblind 27 Jul 2010, 14:52
sleeping 20 hours == having a coma
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duNzy 27 Jul 2010, 14:58
na i think its normal
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pala 27 Jul 2010, 15:10
Latest researchs found connections berween sleeping 10+ hours and cancer
no joke
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niSmO 27 Jul 2010, 14:12
It sounds like you have a serious problem.
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Laddergoat 27 Jul 2010, 14:22
:DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDd
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Eirik 27 Jul 2010, 14:20
Drink a bottle of white wine
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flushje 27 Jul 2010, 14:23
Drink 5 cans of guinness, you will then be able to build walls with your shit if that is what you desire.
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hsTE 27 Jul 2010, 14:24
LAXATIVES
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Dustyy 27 Jul 2010, 14:27
2 days... 8 days record here :D
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syndicate 27 Jul 2010, 15:21
8 days no shit? i shit 8 times a day.. so not possible for me.
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ag0n 27 Jul 2010, 14:33
Drink more water, it will help (but not soo fast, that's something you need to do everyday)
Or
If you feel "bad / sick", get some laxative. You can also try to do some anal irrigation (it's faster than laxatives and everything else. They used to do it at Hospitals), with warm water (keep the water inside as much as you can!)
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pala 27 Jul 2010, 14:37
Awesome journal
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jetro 27 Jul 2010, 14:55
QuoteYou can also try to do some anal irrigation (it's faster than laxatives and everything else. They used to do it at Hospitals), with warm water (keep the water inside as much as you can!)


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ag0n 27 Jul 2010, 15:00
We are also a GTFO CHEATERS community, so get lost.
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overboost 27 Jul 2010, 16:05
It works perfectly
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Skinner 27 Jul 2010, 15:04
ask some1 else to shit for you.
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fuzze 27 Jul 2010, 15:08
[img|left]http://i42.tinypic.com/2n8oeon.jpg[/img]

you'll be the next randy marsh!!
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syndicate 27 Jul 2010, 15:23
i think the shit went into your head...
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Deuger 27 Jul 2010, 17:42
try killing yourself you retarded fuckface
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duNzy 27 Jul 2010, 17:50
mad cheaternerd is mad
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Deuger 27 Jul 2010, 19:35
image: dnzb

+

image: hammer-1

= win
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duNzy 28 Jul 2010, 01:52
dont be mad because i look better than you :P
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