Shitload of Bacon.

So a friend of mine frequents this local pizza joint and every time he asks for extra bacon (we all love bacon, right?) but when he gets the pizza there isn't really much more bacon on it. So after a couple more times at this place and always asking for more bacon and not really getting any he gets annoyed and goes in the same place again and asks the guy behind the counter. "Ok...so i come in here every so often and EVERYTIME I ask for more bacon but it's never enough...So, could you, like, put a shitload of bacon on it?" The guy respons "Alright, shitload of bacon, alright." as he is writing down the order. So some times passes and the pizza is done and guy comes out with the pizza and opens the box and show it to my friend and the guy says "Is this alright for you?" My friend: "yeah man, good lookin' out." and it wasnt untill he got to my house that we noticed the receipt. I had to enhance the image because it was faded, and I blocked out the name and address of the store.




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did he piss on this receipt?
A shitload of bacon is very redundant. How much bacon are we talking about? 1/2 kg, an entire pig? what?
You know how on a pepperoni pizza, the pepperoni is spread out all over? Picture that, but with bacon. Not sure on the weight, all I know is that the entire thing was covered.....and it was awsome.
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I hope it was a good pizza!
;D i cant eat bacon on anything sept a roll with some brown sauce, but id love to put a shitload of chicken on it ;d
brown sauce... dare I ask what its made of?
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deserved, sounds like you were being a bacondouche :D
is there really "a shitload of bacon" written on the receipt? XD
Look for yourself!

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are we supposed to laugh because you paid 30 bucks for a 16 inch pizza, or because the guy actually wrote "Shitload of bacon" on the receipt, or both? Good stuff anyways =D
Wondering the same.
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Bacon is overrated.
you get 4 pizas here for that price
6 over here (margarita's)
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never complain about food before receiving it and never give it back when you complain, you never know what goes on in that kitchen when they get offended cuz u didnt like their food
30eu for a piece of shit to eat .-.
Bacon! Not shit
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Bacon, and pizzas in general are! :(
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