Everybody wants love!

ok nerds i need ur help!

recently i meet a very nice girl but she's a bit complicated...

we will pass 2 days togheter at my home i need some love songs and films :DDDD


image: pussy
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yes ask crossfire
et is not a pussy :(
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you mean like porn movies or romantic movies?
got already porns ...need romantics :o
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i'd go for shrek the third
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zack and miri make a porno :D

awesome film the girl will love it ^^
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definitely maybe
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thats an awesome movie
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the notebook for qqs
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just /wrists now already
a very nice girl but she's a bit complicated... hmm girls

just be urself and have fun
we cant fuck every time just need something to do during the break! :D we will be in a farm ... so...need something to do/watch :D!
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go hunting and compliment her shooting "skills"
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this would be way more funny with Admiral Ackbar :D
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haha so full of win
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lol'd hard :D
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So true though :(
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don't be a pussy and watch horror movies, either she will cling to your arm in fear and you're one step closer to accomplishing your mission or she will run away and you can prac hard go pro in ET, win-win situations are better than win-lose situations like in love movies!

// Real advice goes here:
// Just be yourself and have fun, as mAus said.
// There is no other good way to start a happy relationship.
I'm in love
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Yeah I heard about her, she's the talk of the town, her name was Hand, wasn't it? :>
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her name was Hand

was?

DID SHE DIE? :|||||||||||
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He slept on her
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Listen to this guy.
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Oh hi there.

You are in the wrong place.

Have a nice day.
i though nerds download everything and obiviously watched some romantic films :E
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Crossfire isn't just a place of nerds. but trolls :)
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ok nerds i need ur help!

trololololol
cinderella story??

muhhaha worst film, but it has jimmy eat world soundtrack :DD

so jimmy eat world - hear your me

its pretty sad but really nice!
Moulin Rouge!
Barry White or Marvin Gaye!
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a bottle of vodka will solve all your problems
just have fun, about the movie - go rent one together (but you should decide which one you watch :D be dominant ;))
Decide together, but with a hint of dominance!

Low skill!
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he means:

give her a feeling that she is allowed to decide, but in the end decide by yourself and act like it was her decision :P
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That's what I mean.
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girls like boys that can decide stuff by their own, but also its good to share decisions from time to time
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That's why I'm into women!
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Couples Retreat :D
my girl just broke up with me 2 days ago :x

so my tipp for you: at first check out if she really dont likes her exboyfriend anymore and then give it a try...else you will be sadpanda :(
we're not going to have a relationship ...just something like one night stand :D i broke mine 1 month ago :3 after 2 yeras
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so you just want to have sex with her or kiss her....right?
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just had sex with her ...need something to do when we dont have sex :D easy bash!
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The hot blond one?
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explains everything
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ye...she said that it was more than just "liking" but if she starts a new relationship then she wants to love me with her whole heart and its not possible atm, because she still has to think 1% to her exboyfriend...

hm just sad...but well i had 4 really nice weeks with her :) ..maybe in 2-3 month ;)
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sad panda is sad :x
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Remember Me
romantic movies to get laid?
the fuck, get some lil jon and pussy whippin and get her drunk if u don't want a relationship.
or if by complicated u mean she's a nerd then let her know u have a level 80 undead rogue and that you can take her while she sleeps, i bet she will dig that one.

edit - when u already got laid then just play et or hon.
:D
I would listen to this guy
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i want girlfriend, what to do?
get muscles :D
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make crossfire journal or ask the playa who created this journal!cf is full of rl and sex nowadays ...
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buy from russian site
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Why only germans reply here?
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What is this German madness?
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sup germans?
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holy shit i pushed the reply button
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roleplay, should be interesting in a farm imo
ain't all girls complicated? doesn't definition of a female start with word complicated?
The Heartbreak Kid,
That's how I fixed it :)
Goodluck bro
If you just want to haz sex, wtf up with the love movies and romantic music?
Soft Horror works better imo.
+ get vodka
+dont forget condoms, or make sure she eatz dem pills

hf.


Nerd advice given
Can't believe you just posted it on cf.
image: peanut-butter-dog-fuck-yea better then this :DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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hahahahahah :DD omg dude my stomach
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movies:

THE NOTEBOOK (this movie is perfect to watch with a girl)
P.S I LOVE YOU

and just put on some slow rnb
+1

works :PP
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danke ! :D
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haha with ps I love you my girlfriend cried :D kinda funny it was:PP
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pic or gtfo
Age: 24 ( 2 July 1986

Plz tell me that's a joke.. plz
:DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

Thought he was 16 or something after reading this :D
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So sad.. so sad :(
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i'm 11 years old :(
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Complicated in what way? And as Wesbo said every girl is complicated for us boys/guys :D

Love songs and films while you dont want to have a relationship with her? That doesnt make sense at all.
she's interesting but atm i dont want a relationship cus next year i will move in another country...
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you are into anal?
You're not?
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actually i am, but lately i had encounted a scary article about anal sex and it's disadvantages and dangerouses.
I don't want that to happen to my ass :(
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Oh you're talking about the receiving part...
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ask waki
Ditch the girl. She's not worth it. Instead, play ET and socialize with your e-friends. Those are the only ones you can trust.
Valentines day.

can download the dvdr
1 Tip never watch movies which requires you to think (Memento, Shutter Island, Inception etc) because then afterwards you need 30min to explain it....
you think love songs and films will get u some action?

you need to stand on this bitch head in the street and she will know u got power and be like "uhhh ur so manly can i be ur guurrrl ???!?!?"
watch some porns, maybe u can discover her wild side :D
Pictures or she doesn't exist!
I just wanna get that point across
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i can sell you some pills, so you CAN fuck all the time !!
:DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD This man solved all your problems, close the journal.

EDIT: Sorry I said this man without knowing if you really are a man at all.
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i am, and i am a dildodealer too - check my profile !!
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AHAHAHAHAHAHAH ! :DDDD
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this is gay! :D
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just talk together, thats what I did with the girl I met in poland, we used to talk every evening around 3-5 hours(actually we also watched cartoon network but that's a long story :P)
Watch pretty women and then get her during the movie worked fine :-)
if u already had sex with her .. why all the trouble? .. relationships just suck bigtime! enjoy the life of a single!!!
well she' a nice girl and also she's interesting...wanna continue this feeling (;
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well u can try it .. got some experience with relations? .. i can tell u that if u see the same pussy to mutch u lose ur intrest in it ..
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Play ET with her
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