FMylife #2

by StoneR • 20 Aug 2010, 01:21 • Journals
Today, I was giving my boyfriend head when I had the sudden urge to sneeze, and got stabbed in the eye by his penis. FML
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RazZaH 20 Aug 2010, 02:25
u got stabbed in the eye by his penis ?
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StoneR 20 Aug 2010, 02:26
Not me, some random phrase i found on the site. I'm browsing the site for 30 minutes now, and i can't stop. Somebody help me
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RazZaH 20 Aug 2010, 02:29
how can someone get stabbed in the eye by a penis

lolwut....he is doing it wrong imo
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Henk 20 Aug 2010, 02:25
you probably deserved it
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pala 20 Aug 2010, 02:26
What's fml
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DeactSeareal 20 Aug 2010, 02:26
can u try that with me? i wonder how it looks like & feals, did suck his dick then ?
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pala 20 Aug 2010, 02:27
Fuck my life
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Juize 20 Aug 2010, 02:35
whats with all the "my boyfriend" "my husband" "my girlfriend" stuff?

this is the biggest bullshit ever :o
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Carlos 20 Aug 2010, 07:17
apparently a domestic partner is necessary for a life to be fucked.
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FoaMeA 20 Aug 2010, 09:20
There's always a right hand that will always support you, no matter what.
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Carlos 20 Aug 2010, 09:37
true, and mine is on my dick supporting me!
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