owned =DDD

i made a journal about these guys who are after me
well i found out theyre after me because i'm an emo, apparently.. (i'm not emo, i hate emos)
so tonight i get a call from one of them saying they know where i live and theyre going to rape my sisters and my gf at the same time and that ive to go for a fight round at Gdyke shop
so i was like wtf? called up my mate chris, he picked up pirrie and dom, my other 2 mates and we went round and they rolled, plus i hit a guy in the face with a spade! they had weapons so i ran home and get a spade MAN it feels good killing cunts they'll think twice next time they wanna fuck with the daveinator

fists of iron mate
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almost as cool as mama
that is demented :D
you killed them mate, internet police is now after you.
obviously no one died, im not someone who would beat someone into comatose or anything, but they had poles too man ffs, i still cant understand why they would want to fight me, ME, the quiet one who never says fuckin anything :(
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the quiet one

there's your answer, they're fucking pussies and try to pick on these people, if you bashed them, they deserved it.
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i just hope now they dont get some men of higher standing on my ass :o then im really fucked
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That's when your scouser friend pops in. Don't worry lad, ill bring a fucking army :D

Omg, might be coming to scotland to see these birds Alex n tha met on holiday :D apparently they want us 2 come up lmao :D so i was thinkin, LITTLE DETOUR
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dude, that would be so fucking amazing ;DDDDDD
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It would be a shame if you murdered someone on meez's birthday
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dave i'm on my way round cya in 3hrs meet me at the train station!
your so c00ll ! :-)
i will fuck you up mtf
dave i'm my way round cya in 3days meet me at the airport!
you hit a guy with a spade
congratulations
if i didn't hit him he would have hit me
would you rather someone hit you than you hit him? these people carry fucking knifes, thinking about it now we're very lucky no one was seriously hurt. im not pretending to be a fuckin machine or anything, but my m8 is :d :p
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hey chav m8 chaving around the streets with your chav m8s yes?
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if you think about it, when they were carrying knives and they got beaten up by you, wouldn't they wanna take a revenge on you? I think you will be lucky if you get away that easily :)
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behave u cheeky cunt
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sup chav fuck, deleting comments?
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i aint deleted any comments u fukin monkey
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yes u did u dumbass chav
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no i didnt u cancer infected ming. take jib and cram it up ur ars u fukin ugly bastard
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uhhh this the chav madness
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Your ma is chav madness, when i bent her over an fucked her. Now jog on u fukin little rat. your a mess
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and you are a chav
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Actually, I'm not.

Best of luck next time, you failed creature.
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Quote by chavwho you tryin to kid lad? did that fuck appen :D


Quote by chavActually, I'm not chav


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E: Ye rolled, thought so. Fucking amateur
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where did u exactly roll me? lol fucking retarded chav
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Replying to comments, then deleting. Shows you truly are a failure. You were out-mastered.

Good bye, Nerd.
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deleting my comments?:DDD are u fucking blind or u just cant see my reply.

damn man fucking chavs are fucking dumbass
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Shall I roll you now, or save you from embarrassment?
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still waiting chav
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sup chav e-thug chaving much yes?


what u gonna do "bent mah ma" and fuck her over"?:DDDDDDDDDD oh god chav
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expected typical chav much talking but nothing at all
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Sorry, I had more important things to do, like turn my pc off and go out, had a friend waiting. What do you do all day?

"I sit behind my PC screen trying to act hard and look cool on the internet, using fake shitty accounts to disguise my identity because really, im a fucking fat slob virgin paki bog eyed victim of society, with absolutely no friends, and a shit life. I may aswell commit."

You fucking cancer aids downsyndrome retard. Now take that and cram it your fat fucking ars lid.
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oh right u went outside damn be proud dude, just got back too WHAOH WHAT A DEAL.

hidding my indenty?:DDD sup im uni

fat? AHAHAHA dude i can do modeling:DD

"no friends and a shit life" dude my life cant be better and ive got way too much friends.


get the fuck out chav, u know nothing about me piece of shit:DD


thats all u can do to "roll" ppl over the inet? make up bs thats been written way too much nowdays over the internet about someones life? you are just saying random words retard because noone of those defines me, but on the other hand the way u write and stuff makes u a chav "lad"
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You don't have the right to talk to me, you insolent common chavy bastard.

Good Riddens.
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who you tryin to kid lad? did that fuck appen :D
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Nice use of context. Sarcasm CAN be detected by some of those who can actually use the English Language. I'm sorry to tell you, but you have been trolled.

Now jog on you working class scum.
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trolled?:dD thats how u always write u chav kid fuck
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who you tryin to kid lad? did that fuck appen :D
Daily routine in Eastern Germany.
TroLLst Hard
what game?
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you're the man <3
another et player is going to get killed
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