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27 Aug 2010, 00:36
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Journals
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what was the last thing you copied? :)
heres mine:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cMg5cQd5f50
what was the last thing you copied? :)
heres mine:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cMg5cQd5f50
Last week i went with my girlfriend to bed and we started touching each other. Then after some time when i became really horny she said to me: "Honey please, i dont want to make love right now. Cant you just give me a hug and we sleep like this tonight?". I answered: "Wtf?" and she said: " You just cant handle sexual needs of a woman " I agreed and were mad. ( Yes me mad ).
This night i had no sex. :( After some time i fell asleep..
The next day we went shopping. She saw some nice shoes, but couldnt decide wheather she takes the black or the white ones and i told her to take both. She looked at me very surprised and couldnt believe her luck. Then we moved to the shirts and she took like 4 shirts to the "clothingroom" (the room where you wear the tshirt and look if it fits..dnno name). I said again: "Honey, do you like them? If yes, then take all. Its no problem" She couldnt believe what i just said. She thought im crazy, but was happy! She always said how much she loves me right now and that im the best men in the world :)
Later she saw nice goldrings. I guess she realised that i wanted to spend a lot of money that day so she asked me AGAIN if she can buy those 200 eu rings. and i said " Sure, why not..?
Then we went to the cash point and she was ready to take everything home but i said: Honey please, i dont want to buy this things right now. and she answered shocked: WHY ???!!! and i answered again: I prefer it if you give me a hug right now :) well... you just cant handle the financial needs of a man
next day she quit our relationsship.
You think that’s the worst? My only friend was an Asian guy in his thirties or something, who only kept me around because he thought I could help him get laid. The only perk was that I also got to hang around with this cute ginger chick, she was flat as a pancake sure, but damn she was a total nymph. She must have been a sadist or something cause she always took pleasure in hitting me and telling me how she loved to get wet.
But dear god the bane of my existence was this adult couple that I could NOT seem to avoid. You know these types of couples that are absolutely sickening, like they wear matching outfits and finish each other’s sentences? Yeah they were fucking creepers, and they had a cat, which was at least twice as annoying as they were, I swear this thing would never shut the fuck up.
Like I said, I ended up moving from town to town getting into fights with other kids my age, even adults from time to time.
The only thing that kept me going was my dream to become a pokemon master.
http://www.crossfire.nu/?x=journal&mode=item&id=107170
but np if you share it ;)
ps: i just saw something funny...
Look, in my journal just a few people laughed because the first 1-2 comments werent thaat positive, but in your case the first 2 comments were smileys. All other people copied that and found it funny ²
just something, im noticing every day on crossfire tbh :P
So far I've seen:
American Pie 1
American Pie 2
American Pie 3
American Pie 4
American Pie 5
American Pie 6
American Pie 7
Fired Up
Eurotrip
A Night at the Roxbury
Accepted
American High School
Bachelor Party Vegas
College
Dude, Wheres My Car
Hangover, The
Harold and Kumar 1
Harold and Kumar 2
Not Another Teen Movie
Road Trip 1
Road Trip 2
Sex Drive
Superbad
Cougar Club
Extreme Movie
I Love You Beth Cooper
Old School
Van Wilder 1
Van Wilder 2
Van Wilder 3
Pineapple Express
Miss March
* 12 eggs
* 1 jalapeno pepper, minced
* 1 habanero pepper, seeded and minced
* 1/4 cup mayonnaise
* 1 teaspoon yellow mustard
* 1/8 teaspoon paprika
ups :DDD
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