ManU's New Player?

by pala • 2 Sep 2010, 18:42 • Journals
QuoteUsain Bolt wants to play for Manchester United (seriously)

By Brooks Peck

Since Usain Bolt gained world-wide fame for being ridiculously fast at the 2008 Beijing Olympics, he's been able to mix in visits to his favorite club, Manchester United, his other favorite club, Real Madrid, and more between running ridiculously fast. In the past, he's talked about playing as a "left-sided defensive midfielder" when he was in high school, but now he's seriously talking about his future as a footballer and not just his past.

Says the 24-year-old in his autobiography:

"Ideally, if I was to play football, I'd sign for my favorite team -- Manchester United. People say it's not realistic but nobody has seen me play so you never know. If Alex Ferguson saw me in one of those charity matches he might think I could replace Ryan Giggs."

You might laugh at that last sentence, but considering Sir Alex just bought a player for £7 million sight unseen, picking the next Ryan Giggs out of a charity match could be possible.

[Photos: See more of the Jamaican speedster]

But according to the Guardian's Simon Hattenstone, Bolt isn't just spouting off to sell books:

I ask about his ambitions. Ultimately, he says, he'd love to make a go of playing football professionally. He's being deadly serious. One of the perks of being Usain Bolt is that sporting stars love to meet him, so whenever he's travelling and there's time, he tries to train with a top football team. Last year it was Manchester United, a few days ago it was Bayern Munich. He's still carrying a copy of the French sporting newspaper L'Equipe, which features a spread on his football skills and praise from Bayern manager Louis van Gaal. He shows me a photo of himself with his arm wrapped round the dwarfed 6ft German forward Miroslav Klose. "If I keep myself in shape, I can definitely play football at a high level," he says.

Presumptuous? Yes. Impossible? Maybe not. His speed and celebrity would certainly get him a trial somewhere -- whether he has any skills on the ball or not.

All this will have to wait until at least after the 2012 Olympics, though. At which point Ryan Giggs will probably still be playing and Bolt will probably still be carrying around that copy of L'Equipe.


http://sports.yahoo.com/soccer/blog/dirty-tackle/post/Usain-Bolt-wants-to-play-for-Manchester-United-?urn=sow-266267
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bestestplayer 2 Sep 2010, 19:45
he would be great waterguy
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Quazz 2 Sep 2010, 19:46
Yeah right.
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koop 2 Sep 2010, 19:47
he aint got stamina for it
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zzaps 2 Sep 2010, 19:53
2nd that

also Robben scenario: 1 kick and he quits in screams and agony
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iamretarded 2 Sep 2010, 20:13
Yes because football is a tough sport
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zzaps 2 Sep 2010, 21:44
it is if you're not used getting a kick
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goldfarmer 3 Sep 2010, 10:42
i will kick your ass
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iamretarded 3 Sep 2010, 16:43
Getting a kick in any sport is "hard" but it is outside the rules in football to straight kick someone as it is in golf. And the normal "kicks" aka sliding tackles arent rly that tough unless you are a faggot.
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zzaps 3 Sep 2010, 17:11
you never played soccer on a decent level, specially not in forward positions.

My upper legs are brown coloured from the icekicks I've received over the years.
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iamretarded 3 Sep 2010, 17:17
Buhuu :( "ffs people touch me they cant do that...im a woman..." you on the other hand have never played any tough sports at a high level.
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zzaps 3 Sep 2010, 17:31
image: bender_laugh_moar
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iamretarded 3 Sep 2010, 17:59
I bet your mother runs in on the pitch every time you get "kicked" and starts crying and start shouting at the guy who did it. WOMAN
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Spirea 2 Sep 2010, 21:02
funny if it's true, but surely he doesn't have enough stamina for that
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M1R53 2 Sep 2010, 21:11
kenya could do it
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s1gnum 2 Sep 2010, 21:55
the country?
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M1R53 2 Sep 2010, 22:04
yes, a lot of stamina but they are all so skinny
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zenix 2 Sep 2010, 22:02
that would be fun.
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