1st day at the job

LoL, so my new boss offered me a cup of coffee which i couldn't resist ofc since normally i wake up at 12 and now i had to wake up at 7! what i forgot was that my stomach gets pretty active when i drink it in the early morning, so basically what happened was i took a huge dump and the toilet almost didn't wanna flush anymore! ;D and since im currently at his home office, it's kinda emberassing =D but oh well, he offered me the coffee, right! ok just had to share this so now i dont feel bad about it anymore :d

and don't u dare write tl;dr u cancer nerds