how to start GOOD in a day

..is when you take a huge shit on toilet to wake up, but then realise:

OMAGAWD!!11!1! ONLY 1 TOILET PAPER PIECE LEFT!


image: fuuu


but oh wait - we have a new toilet-paper-dispenser:


image: 2981toiletrolldispenser


*OPENING*

-> 3 left

image: everythingwentbettertha

wish you a nice day! need to work from 14:00 to 18:00 8D

laters!
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I had a better start ;)
Krosan replied to 3 of my comments... what more in a mornign could you ever ask for?!
krosan killing himself probably
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Why would you ask for that?
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Hey why so mean?
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http://www.crossfire.nu/?x=journal&mode=item&id=110969

nothing to do with me, i just observed the whole situation for a while now.

<3 krosan.
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<3 krsoan.
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i hope spiders and bugs crawled from the toilet and enter your anus while you were shitting, eating ur organs
where the fuck do you know my worst nightmare? :OOOOO
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the same way i knew spain will win
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i hope so badly that they will lose, otherwise i will shit outta window. nah wait, there are spiders too. i will just NOT shit anymore.

some good glue should fix the problem.













i hope.
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too late they are already inside crawling in ur rectum and spreading
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Stop telling them how I work.
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New noodle
Naissss
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