Best Joke journal!

by Rayzed • 9 Sep 2010, 20:01 • Journals
Okay guys, tell me your best joke!
Also the best motivational will get an award!


image: 1202162048_really-hot-chick
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Hanibal 9 Sep 2010, 21:03
whats blue and smells like orange dye?
























blue dye
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pala 9 Sep 2010, 21:04
What is the difference between a battery and a women?
Battery also has a positive side

A man ran over a women. Who's to blame?
the women. Why did she get out of the kitchen?

What is the little window in the kitchen?
The women's point of view

What is a blond doing in 5 points level math?
Going down to 4.

Man is seeking one woman, smart, intelligent, good...Actually 3 women.

What do you call a woman who lost her brain?
A widow.

Women knows how to do 70 things. 69 and coffee.

They say there are good women in every corner. Too bad the world is circle.

WHAT DO YOU TELL A WOMAN WITH TWO BLACK EYES?

NOTHING, SHE'S ALREADY BEEN TOLD TWICE.
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Hanibal 9 Sep 2010, 21:05
nice copypasta
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Severus 9 Sep 2010, 21:08
have you ever seen an elephant hiding behind a tree? No?
and why not?

- cause they're so good at hiding
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FLExican 9 Sep 2010, 21:20
MAN U ARE SO funny !xDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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Severus 10 Sep 2010, 11:52
I know right
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Feeder 9 Sep 2010, 21:17
Why do Jews have big noses?

cause air is free!
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Deuger 9 Sep 2010, 21:21
x • got some bad news for you
x • im a crossfire god
x • that means i can do whatever i want on crossfire
x • and frankly i dont give a rats ass about what you think

guess who?
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mAhla 9 Sep 2010, 21:34
krosan : p
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GreenClon 9 Sep 2010, 21:34
damn you, 8s faster :(
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fuJiii 9 Sep 2010, 21:23
whats the difference between a tyre and a nigger?

The tires must be kindled, that he stinks.
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fixxx3r 9 Sep 2010, 21:58
or if you put a chain on a tyre it doesn't begin to sing
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k1kzzzzz 9 Sep 2010, 21:24
my journal is the best joke since noone is playing 6on6 anymore
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b4lu 9 Sep 2010, 21:32
geht ein neger durchn tunnel als er wieder raus kommt hat der andere auch 5 mark
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Ingrosso 9 Sep 2010, 23:05
no joke but n1 Chick
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