reAlize needs.....

A new best e-friend,

As i am now moving off to uni tomorrow i wont be here to listen to rich's amazing stories so we are looking for a replacement.

- Requirements

-You need to have an inbuilt bullshit-o-meter as about 65% of what comes out of his mouth is either completely made up or heavily exaggerated.

-You need to be able to offer him expert advice when he wants to know where to take a girl (apprently this actually happens).

-You need to be able to watch a movie with him at around 3am and even if its complete crap just sit though it.

-You need to be able to take part in late night 3on3 pwnage with our friend oula.

-You need to have the capability to verbally destroy him and make him rage quit and smash his headset in only a few words.

-You need to be able to make him laugh when hes moody and emotionally unstable (which is quite a lot of the time!).

-You also need be a king of "Banta".

Soooo.... think you've got what it takes?

go to #Fuzion.et and pm him or me with your full explanation of why you think he should take you into his wild and crazy life!

peace out cf xx

p.s. i will pop in every now and then to see how the relationship is going.
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avi - im amazing
as if...
- You need to be a chav
well kind of but if he gets into a fight at lan you need to be able to save him, you game?
Parent
That facial expressions doesn't say "disgust", it is pain.
Parent
he prolly lost his "juices" in his pants.
Parent
Pick me
Pigeon says im not good enough.
Rich mate, im always open for your over the top stories <3
soon as iv finshed my training at work i will be able to play ET there and listen to rich on vent 24/7.... but untill then good look to you...
Kapa my best e-mate :) Soz and nP
No sry doesn't like nazis - anyway bb pigeon, wish you all the best
gl at uni btw
ty man will speak to u on facey while im there x
Parent
Pigeon, I'm sorry, but no one can replace you so... I don't want a new E Best Friend, as ive decided, we will have a long distance Skype relationship :) <33
It what, took us like 2/3 years to get to this stage? So I'm not going through that again, already upset your going to uni, ill be even more upset if you try to replace yourself :< As it just wont be the same!

But I suppose I've still got oula...
Parent
yea i guess so :D
i guess we can make it through this :D
oula can do for the moment i guess!
Parent
you are more annoying than cupra!
Parent
Bullshit :<
Parent
im just telling you what everyone things mate!
Parent
That sucks! :< i think i will just be lonely then
Parent
:'(

you still got pigeon, oh wait you dont :(
Parent
Can I join this shit?
Parent
sry man, i aint no chav.
LETS SEE WHO IS GOOD AND WHO DOESNT
oo and dave dont forget to send me pics of your arms
i send pics of my arms for you :)
Parent
who would even want to have arms like that :D
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