zombies

I'm absolutely positive there has already been a thread about this, if not more, but I can't help myself. I love the idea of an infection spreading and those who are left having to struggle for survival :p

My friends and I have spent many hours contemplating our zombie plan.(seriously planned it:S)
Where would we go.. what weapons do we use.. what happens if one of us gets infected.. The usual stuff :p but here's what we've come up with. The later part of the plan is absolutely flawless, but obviously getting there is the problem but I think we'll be okay, it's not far from our houses.

So you wake up one morning, look out your window.. there's smoke blood and people screaming everywhere. You run downstairs to see your mum staring at the telly, she's terrified.. The news correspondant talks of "an infection that spread over night" and "the dead returning to life"
What do you do? You follow the Bo'ness United Zombie Plan

Step one
Gather a weapon, anything is better than nothing at this stage, but something that isn't to heavy is prefered, as you want to cut down the zombies fast.. While you're at it, if possible, grab a bite to eat. There is no sense in seeking refuge on an empty stomach, there's no telling how long it could be before you find food. Preferably use can'd food. How the infection spread is still unclear, and it could be in the food.

Step Two
Contact as many people as you can. Assess the situation and act accordingly. By which I mean take the car and drive to your friends house and pick them up.
When you and your friends have come into some form of contact, arrange a meeting point and head straight there...

Step Three
When all your friends have arrived you have to decide where it is you are going to camp out.. This is the hardest part of the plan as no one has experienced this before and no one REALLY knows the best place to go.. But a decision has to be made none the less.

For my friends and I, our ideal stronghold would be the old railway station at the very bottom on the town, on the banks of the Firth of Forth(a river) The only way to access this station is a bridge that we could easily destroy, the trainstation is full with industrial tools that we could use to cut through the bridge. These also make for very useful weapons.. massive nail guns, sledgehammers, chainsaws, jack hammers.. all sorts of fun toys for us to slaughter zombies with :D

Another reason we chose this place is that well.. we are on the firth of forth, right next to the docks.. if we DO happen to get overrun(highly unlikely) we can just escape on a boat
Anyways!

Step Four
Once you have come to some sort of agreement, you should move ASAP to your desired location. Do not stop to help anyone, if you want to survive the zombie apocalypse, you have to look out for number 1.

Even if one of your friends gets infected, destroy him/her immediately.

Step Five Pt. 1
When you arrive at your destination, search the enitre vicinity twice, disposing of any threats that may be lurking around. If nothing is found, consider yourself lucky, and proceed to Step Six

Step Five Pt. 2
If you do find anything, make sure you act with extreme caution, obviously you don't want to become one of them. If you are bitten, inform the group immediately and commite suicide. You don't want to turn into a zombie.
If however, you are not bitten, congratulations, but now you have to get rid of the body.. If you are in a building, get to the roof and throw the body off the roof, otherwise designate a section of the area you are occupying as the dead body area or something

Step Six
Now it's time to make your stronghold an actual stronghold.. Scour the building/area looking for weak areas and make sure EVERYTHING is secure. Nothing must penetrate your base, or you're all screwed. If something does manage to get in, make sure you go back to Step Five Pt. 2 and take extreme care when handling the zombies. If you get infected, you could jeopardise the whole resisitance

Step Six is definitely the most important.. A good secure base will ensure the safety of you and your squad. Don't think you know everything about zombies from films, you have no idea how smart zombies are!

Step Seven
Hold out. There's nothing more to do except survive. Try to make contact with the outside world, but do not risk yourself or anyone else to reach it. If Step Six is achieved, you should have no problem keeping yourself safe, the only problem is sooner or later you will run out of food. When this happens you WILL have to leave your base, but make sure you get food, and get back, no messing around.

Step Eight
Rebuild society. You must be absolutely certain that the infected are completely gone before you start to rebuild, if one of them gets in, that could be the end of it...

Well that's our plan, what's yours? lol =D
as you can see, I'm really bored! :)