Ever been caught fapping?

Hey cf,

I'm sure every1 got caught fapping at least once,
let us all share this awkward moment with the interwebs and tell us how u got caught! :D
I myself got caught watching porn with a girl when i was like 9 y/o or so :D

Related video & gif

http://www.metacafe.com/watch/366449/guy_caught_masturbating/

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A genius doesn't get caught fapping.
I never did.
nice life u got there mate, watching porn while having a girl next to you GG
well she showed it to me xD
and my parents were home ._.
Parent
Stop lying retard "caught watching porn with a girl" and you're still virgin how pathetic. Suck your moms tit.
she was just a friend and we were like 9 y/o lol
Parent
and you were fapping? with her next to you??? xDDDDDDDDdddddd ehhe xDD
Parent
that would have been epic,
but sadly we were just watching the video
Parent
i feel for you :'(
Parent
once :<
we enjoy to fap to the same things :p
i just lock the door when i fap, how simple is that
I can't fap without people watching.
i dont fap
i don't like the word fap
not fapping but got caught dry humping a girlfriend from the neighborhood in the closet when I was 7, mom didn't care tho and left us to it.. prolly thought we were just playin but we was grindin like a motherfucker :D!
HAHAHAHA XDDD funny stuff xD
Parent
oh, hai :$ :D
Parent
I like to be watched, so i just fap when i'm in a public place. So probably 1/4 of my country already watched me fap. I travel a lot you see. That being said, i have a webcam.............................................

On a serious note: No
I got cought wanking by my mum loads of times, she doesn't care anymore but one time I was wanking at the Caravan park with my friend and his parents, and his mum walked in and i was wanking and just kinda went

"Oh thank GOODNESS you're here" you know, just before she screamed, "oh my GOD!!!!!!!!!!" she was kinda taken aback by what I said and seemed a little confused so I proceeded in telling her the story of how i had been reading a book about spiders, and how they like to run up your John Thomas, and if you're not careful can disable your testicles, so that's what I was doing, I had seem a spider crawling up me and ripped all my clothes off to protect my penis

billy connolly<3
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