Fuck Off Astor

Dexter S5E01

Rita, the most annoying character in the show to date is dead. Doesn't stop her appearing in episodes but I have no real problem with her being on screen, as long as she's not interfering with the plot.

Astor can FUCK. OFF. She is without a doubt the worst child actress I have ever ever ever seen - and I've watched Coronation Street. She fucking butchered an 'emotional' scene :/

Also, did anyone else think that the acting was a bit sub-par in this season opener?
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Whose acting was sub-par?
It was a good enough epi i think.
yerrrr boi, fuck off Estonia asator!
The acting may just look bad as it was more of an aftermath episode after the finale of season 4, it wasn't poor, as the storyline picks up the acting will just look better.

Michael C. Hall was again amazing, after he butchered the dick in the toilet especially, but I just enjoy the way he tries to learn emotions from other "normal" people, but can't really do it properly.

For example, sitting in the mickey mouse hat, telling the kids Rita is dead then saying "sorry for your loss", just copying the guy from the funeral parlour. Brilliant.
yeah was great, happy the way they started the season :D
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dexter is absolutely brilliant in every aspect, i just can't help it :P
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Thats Astor? It doesn't look like its a female
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Agreed on that Astor part. But I think one of the main reasons the acting seemed abit less is because this was supposed to be an emotional episode with a mourning dexter, but it's kind of hard to portray a mourning psychopath :p
Not referring to Michael Hall or the emotional void he's portraying, that was fine.

Moreso the deadpan FBI representatives, ala Prison Break, Deb, Quinn and especially Laguerta.
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Of those only Deb could possible dissapoint, laguerta and quinn havent been the best actors in the series even before imo. But yeah, I get your point. I also felt like Quinn was way too eager to judge dexter after such a traum.
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thats cause quinn had a beef with dexter in s4
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Quinn .....................

OR DOAKES?!
image: sgt-james-doakes
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I'm watching you mother fucker
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Still, it was totally inappropriate :D
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Like HellHammer says below he had beef with him in Season 4, so he is the only one viewing Ritas case objectively (without bias), from any POV like Quinn has right now it does look a bit strange and like he said to Laguerta, if it was anyone other than Dexter they would be taking a proper look at the husband in this case.
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Still, no decency. Especially since the FBI only just started looking into the case.
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why are you talking about this like its real life?
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This isn't a satire, right?
They are trying to stay true to real cultural environments, are they not?
So anything that seems really out of order can be described as a case of bad writing, no?

Nice fail at intelligence. Good luck at school.
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so not satire = to stay true to real cultural environments?

good luck in school.

Go look it up, fiction and non-fiction.
has shit to do with satire at all.
fact is, its fiction which means certain things can be out of order.
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. . . . . . :DDDD

It's not because the fiction as a genre is very liberal that this series is. Though it's obvious that not everything has to be in order, every series creates it's own boundaries, and when something isn't all that plausible, it exceeds those boundaries. You can agree or disagree with me that his reaction isn't plausible and therefore not fitting, but that has very little to do with your initial comment. I'm obviously fully aware that this series is fictional, and your smartass comment is either relentlessly stupid OR lame, no matter how you look at it.
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Haha, probably was lame but I just like to push people's buttons, my initial comment was trolling, but apparently you felt the need to defend yourself.

I actually have no idea how fictional the show is cause I never got past episode 2 ;)
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Well yeah, I dislike people who are so totally absorbed by their favourite show that they sometimes forget it's fictional. So I didn't want to come across as one of those. But no harm done!

You are missing out though, it's a great show :p
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wow, i felt the same about astor, i just couldn't help it but laugh at that scene where it was supposed to be emotional

but the episode was unbelievably amazing as usual, dexter is pure class and i don't think there is and will be a series that can top it
You cried at LOST
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you laughed at IASIP
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I laughed at a comedy. You cried at LOST.
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there is a reason why you are stupid, and one of them is because you laugh at stupid comedy
Parent
You cried at LOST.

You found the series so emotionally engaging that it brought you to tears.

The LOST scriptwriters were the biggest con artists of the 21st century and you lapped up their shit every single week with a fucking grin on your face.

You cried. At LOST.
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xD
you don't have much against me do you
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actually he does :-[
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you will cry when paul will hurt you @ LAN
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