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ur so crazy

first kiss at age of 19 :) congratz :)

:D had mine with 5 (i mean a real kiss :P)

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at the age of 5 it cant be considered a real kiss lulz

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I think what he means is that he had his first kiss WITH a 5 year old.

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more likely

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why not?

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if you ever had a real first kiss you'd know

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well i call making out for a couple of minutes a real first kiss :D maybe we didnt feel all the pleasure and stuff a kiss brings with in today (i cant even remember, but its always a funny story when our 2 families meet). yeah, by the meaning of a real first kiss with emotional stuff, lets put it to the age of 13 ;)
but there we are again, same thing as i sad yesterday, it seems we have different opinions about just everything :>

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pretty simple. you were "attracted" to that girl when you were 5. but when you were 13 you were attracted to her.
in short: you cant gt a boner when ur 5.

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lol, who gets a boner when only kissing anyway?

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wait.. what?

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wait.. u get a boner when kissing a girl, i.e. at a party?
xDDDDDDDDDDdddddd

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you didn't define the way of kissing.. :)

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i told ya.. you didnt have your real first kiss yet.

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oh c`mon, ur getting really pathetic now

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after months of looking at each other and weeks of shy giggling and going to the cinema you finally have your first kiss with your first girl... nothing moving in pants.

1) bad news
2) impotent
3) it was just a dream.

choose one but dont call ME pathetic mister i-was-icecold-when-i-kissed-my-first-girl-with-5-years.

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i don`t get it how u could possibly get a boner in this situation, since it would be the most embarrasing thing that could happen.
well, good luck for your first time.

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you are not active atm, are you?
there are degrees, not only limp and boner.

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dude, don`t think theres anything i still have to learn..
over and out.

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maybe you should learn when to end a discussion and not claiming that you had a real first kiss with 5 only to seem cool?

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erm, did you even read my post?
as u can see i wrote over and out, which means this discussion is over.
sad being you are...

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du bist so ein lächerlicher zwerg. posted um zu sagen dass ers im vorigen post beendet hat.
schon scheisse ohne jegliche authorität.
und nun sieh zu wies gemacht wird.
egal was du noch drauf antwortest ich werd dir leider net replyen weil ichs net nötig hab, du siehst so schon alt genug aus.

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anscheinend muss man dir ja wirklich alles 2 mal erklären. deswegen nochmal der post. beim ersten mal hast dus ja nich gerafft.
aber push du nur dein kleines ego mit nem vermeindlich gewonnenen e-fight. kein problem, ich helfe gern menschen mit behinderung, das ist mein job.

wie gesagt, ich helfe gerne, deswegen werde ich dir auch erklären warum es sowas wie authorität hier nicht gibt. Anscheinend bist du ja ein wenig lernbehindert. Authorität entsteht nur durch interaktion und reaktion, d.h., für deinen enggestrickten geist: Man kennt sich/spricht im RICHTIGEN leben miteinander (mir ist durchaus bewusst dass die definition weit vom geforderten leistungsstand eines HEP abweicht, aber mir scheint es so als würdest du komplexere definitionen einfach nicht verstehen). Im Internet ist es einfach ein ding der unmöglichkeit (und wenn du hier jemanden als authoritätsperson ansiehts, dann geh umgehend zum psychiater) sowas wie authorität gegenüber jemand anderem zu erreichen. Bitte tu dir selber einen gefallen und informier dich erstmal wenn du schon mit fremdwörtern um dich werfen musst. Mal von deinen Behauptungen über meine Körpergröße ganz abgesehen.

Klar wirst du mir auf diesen comment nicht antworten, damit willst du ja beweisen dass du was besseres bist. Aber im grunde wissen wir beide dass du dir durch deinen letzten, wirklich geistreichen beitrag, selber ein grab geschaufelt hast.

Eine letzte frage: wer sieht nun alt aus?

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oh those teen tits. so nice

u mean so small
:D

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something like that :D

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lol her face is made out of rubber

he is handsome

...

Seems like someone is jealous :)

You looked to the mirror or what? :DDDDDD

Jealous you see in mirror nerd

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lol what? XD

Re-sentence it in english please

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In sentence english Re-it please? what xD? lol

Yoda

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Oh I see... :)

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you cant win a fight with a moron dude....he's got like level 500 dumbness defence.

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I just ended this chat with him, cause there is no sense speaking with a braincripple.

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go look at his picture on his profile man....and tell me those arent the eyes of a mongo.

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Only his eyes????

No no m8... :D

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i know right? wtf, i actually feel a bit sorry for him now. being mean to the afflicted is just wrong :<

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ahaha true, we shouldn't be so rude with him..

:D

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Guys please stop it :/ People are making fun of me IRL and now in internet too? I WILL DO A SUICIDE!!!!!!!!!! THANKS TO YOU!!!!!!!!!!

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I fell sorry for you being homo :D HAHA OWNED MAYBE?

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shut up and kiss me bitch.

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Im kissing maus's girlfriend :)

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lies, your arms are far too small....

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Thats what people said in 18th century

"Good kisser have small arms"

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well its the 21st century now , and they say ...

"he with small arms, pwns noobs all day long"

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mAus :o

his mom is hot :P

she has almost same biceps like maus, congratzzzz

those biceps have pwned many noobs. jealousy is a terrible emotion to have...

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im not jealous, just saying the fact he should go @ gym :o

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Maus doesnt need to go to gym

He has gf
He has pocals
He has everything

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Why should he?

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why should he ? muscles mean everything torlolololol, NOT.
gym is so overrated, especially if you are doing gym only..meaning, without sports.it sux

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+10

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agreed

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rait bro

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u mad :D?

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in your case it didnt really help either :D:D

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hows ur grandmom?

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thought exactly the same, mAus needs go to gym instead of playing ET :@

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habaa kehiin webe

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minkälainen sikaniska sää si oot? :D

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84kg painava sikaniska

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Tosimies painaa yli 90kg, kevyemmät punnitaan neuvolassa

T: 93kg pure muscle ;)

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tas on viel vuosii aikaa kasvaa :)

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mitä luulet ton painon kertova :D

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sen, etten ainakaan tommonen pulkan-naru kun maus

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no sää voit olla läski sipsin mussuttajaki tos painos :D se nii riippuu

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kuviakuviakuvia

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kuviakuviakuvia

eei teille ny sentas, mukaville ihmisille niit on jopa annettu :)

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hmm, kuin pitkä oot?

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joku 183-185

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let's fight irl

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looks at mAus

just look

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hhahah i to bez spinki ma wiekszy

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where is her face???

This is sad but........ FUNNY :DDDDDDDDDXDDDDDDDDDD

image: image_11

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wtf :XDDDDDDDD

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:DDDDDDDDDXDDDDDDDDDD

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nipples, nipples everywhere

successful in RL

successful in ET

Quote by taZnator on 08/10/10, 16:39:05 PM | Reply
Maus doesnt need to go to gym

He has gf
He has pocals
He has everything

anyways gz maus, et shit is shit !

You guys are jealous, cant describe this else.. Maus, one of the best aimers on ET has a girlfriend..

I'm one of the best clanleaders in ET and I have a girlfriend too :)

KRP have been here over 6 years now :) Many eurocups team surrender after they lost first match but I'm like CLUE in KRP! I keep every players together dont matter if we lose or win! WE ARE A CLAN! AND CLAN WILL BE TOGETHER FOREVER!

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You're a clanleader?

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Yes :) KRP is my clan

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lul...

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What does this have to do with the subject?

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I just wanted to make clear that I'm not jealous because I'm a leader of BEST FINNISH TEAM EVER and I also have a girlfriend :)

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Its more like you are overreacting that you are leading a team

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KRP is everything to me! I am so nerd that I cant live without KRP :/

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What does KRP have to do with maus? We were talking about maus. Not about you leading KRP. We already know you want to show everyone you are leading that team. Ego ftw

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This is my journal so I can talk here what I want

Go away if you dont like my journal

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I see liver spots.

mAus pic in msn > that pic :D:D

u have maus's msn, cool :PP

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me knows :PP

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maus is so cute lol

image: 45599_144017272296619_100000650426394_290322_4261041_n

XDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXD

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Leader of KRP ;)

Drinking beer like always

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nice shoulders:) going to gym?

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3 times per week :)

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i cant see any muscles :(

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I am fat :)

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dont understand why theyre laughing at you :) you look cute & strong

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I am a ugly fat nerd homo stupid retard finnish noname bastard like everyone in crossfire say :(

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no ure not

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Tank yuu mai mait :)

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yw :) just saying the truth

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lempäälän hurja?

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Sama kaveri :)

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oon nähny si. tuskin kyl tuo toppi pääl xD

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Joo meikä vaihtelee toppeja sen verran usein että tuskin toi sama ollu :)

Ei vaa missä muka oot nähny? Vai tuliks vaa joku takauma että oot jossain samanlaisen naaman nähny? Ens kerran kun näät nii tuu sanoo ees päivää :)

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joo en ny osaa sanoo tarkkaa mis oisin nähny mut porukat asuu siä lempääläs ni siä tuli pyörittyy sillonku asu viä pirkkalas :P ellei si tampereen yös olla törmätty..

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yeaaa

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wtf :XDDDDDDDD

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xDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

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lolz they didnt have man t-shirts?

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Im a girl! YOU ARE A PIG!

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sexy mofo

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:DDDD

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I dont get why people put pictures on an gaming forum from their girlfriend.

What do you want us to see ?

idd

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What would your girlfriend think of this lol

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ja wtf zou ik nooit doen

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Als je verliefd bent heb je de neiging dat te willen delen met iedereen en alles. Daarom dus.

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flikker op man homo

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haha nice

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dont care

Looks painful :)

maus getting live impossible, now what are all his nerdy fanboys gonna do

hahah wtf is wrong with her face?:DDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

+ adding pic with gf kissing him says that's probably his very first time:D

mAus is pwning her obviously

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yeah he can't even kiss cause that's looks as if he s smashing her face

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His pwning is over 9000 D:

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Altsi, kapaa and _doNka our good KRP m8s recently joined the catalan crew fanclub.

Looks like KRP and Catalan Crew alliance is starting to build :P:P

who will be next, taz?? blindi?? :P:P

ask ensam :) he's so nice guy, almost as nice as Francis has been for the last 2 days :) Francis so original

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thats what i was saying, we sharing opinions?:PP

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hehe krp and catalans becoming good friends i see :)

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looks like we're not so different after all :P maybe we could shake each other's dicks with our hands to sign this peace between us? :)

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yes i love doing that with friends :P

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actually we shall not :P you gotta impress me with some nice stuff on CF first :)

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dual dared me

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u so ez

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no im really proud i added u and we shaked eachothers dick:)

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I thought it was your toe I shoke

E: I dont know how to spell the word "shake", damnit

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Altsi kapaa and donka are not playing in KRP anymore

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Looks to me like hes going active, not inactive.

her head looks like a banana

what razzah said

what's so wrong with that?

nice photoshop skill :)

what he said

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have ugly face.
try to hide it.
stab him with chin.

hope this was at her place, all these cuddly toys

I bet maus will never take her to his place... the HORRIBLE TRUTH about maus gaming career would come out of the closet!

Pocals everywhere and tickets to LAN n stuff and so on

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You're forgetting posters of Enemy Territory, his entire room adopted to gaming, the porn hidden in his room, his mysticaltar, his porn hidden on his comp and ofc all the cumstains on his sheets.

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well done fanboy

so?

Jealousy is the road to failure, to nothing, to deception!

Virgin fo life tazm8

I'm virgin at sex but you are virgin of GOLDEN POCAL WINNING :DDDDDDDDDD

I have pocals you have sex. both are happy

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Im sorry, but I also have golden pocals :)

Winner of EC with F5, i played 26secs in grand final, making me EC winner.

GOOD DAY :') xx

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You are lieing :DDDDDDDDDDD Haha how sad that you need to lie about pocals? :DDDDDD

Super nerd :DDDDDD

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I'm not :<

Im EC winner, and you are not!

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you're talking to the manager and back-up player of masculine mans....

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Me > Him > Everyone

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oh, you're realize - the mate of f5 players :P sorry, no offence to you

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I'm also the tactical mastermind behind their tactics, Star player, and Manager :<

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I can only agree with manager and best m8, never saw you play + dont think they really had much of tactics

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I can assure you I am correctio.

Off the subject, ITS FRIDAY NIGHT, TIME 2 GET MESSSSSSSSSSY

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She looks cute =)

lol thats photoshopped :D you guys cant even notice?

seems pathetic from maus

imo pasting a photo to GAME COMMUNITY forum with a grilfriend while kissing is a bit retarded but who likes...

attention whore.

Taz, can i be ur new friend?

his aim is low, thats why he missed her lips, no headshot this time ;<

:DDDDDDDD

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