Waking up in another country!

Decided since for the first time i was bothered telling that story in written to post the logs here as I always wanted to make a journal but never could be bothered! So this is basically the story of when I got pissed and woke up on an airplane !

story<Iceland`sAs1> man
<Iceland`sAs1> the most expensive time i got wasted
<Iceland`sAs1> was london
<Iceland`sAs1> i told you about that didnt i :D/
<@snip0> naah
<@snip0> not yet!
<Iceland`sAs1> hahah
<Iceland`sAs1> last
<Iceland`sAs1> err
<Iceland`sAs1> march?
<Iceland`sAs1> or april
<Iceland`sAs1> i worked like a retard
<Iceland`sAs1> had around
<Iceland`sAs1> 3300 euros for march
<Iceland`sAs1> anyway
<Iceland`sAs1> sometime in april
<Iceland`sAs1> i hadnt gotten drunk in like 2-3 weeks
<Iceland`sAs1> on a wednsday evening
<Iceland`sAs1> had day off wednsday and thursday
<Iceland`sAs1> so just before midnight on wed. 2 of my friends were gonna go get 1 maybe 2 beers
<Iceland`sAs1> so i joined them
<Iceland`sAs1> said to dad 'gonna jump out and get a beer with the guys, cya in a bit'
<Iceland`sAs1> so we went
<Iceland`sAs1> and those 1-2 beers
<Iceland`sAs1> became 3 4 and 5 or so
<Iceland`sAs1> and the bar closed at 1
<Iceland`sAs1> and we were in the mood for some more beer
<Iceland`sAs1> so we called a 'beer seller'
<@snip0> know that feeling well enoguh
<Iceland`sAs1> guys that sell overpriced beer and drive it to you
<Iceland`sAs1> so we bought like 20 beers
<Iceland`sAs1> and did someshit, and then we were like
<Iceland`sAs1> lets do something for a change
<Iceland`sAs1> lets drive to hte countryside and go to some summercabin and drink all the booze and chill in a hottub
<Iceland`sAs1> so we drove of
<Iceland`sAs1> like 1 hour from the city
<Iceland`sAs1> ended up not being a good plan
<Iceland`sAs1> didnt find any nice empty summercabins etc..
<Iceland`sAs1> so we headed back
<Iceland`sAs1> this is around 3 am
<Iceland`sAs1> we were shitfaced
<Iceland`sAs1> except the driver
<Iceland`sAs1> anyway
<Iceland`sAs1> i come up with the idea
<Iceland`sAs1> well
<Iceland`sAs1> i more like said
<Iceland`sAs1> how awesome would it be
<Iceland`sAs1> to drive to the airport
<Iceland`sAs1> and take just the first flight abroad
<Iceland`sAs1> and stay for like 24 hours and keep on partying
<Iceland`sAs1> they were like yeah hehe that's so cool
<Iceland`sAs1> then i became like
<@snip0> LOL
<Iceland`sAs1> <.<
<Iceland`sAs1> guys
<Iceland`sAs1> we're gonna do this
<Iceland`sAs1> laughter soon became silence
<Iceland`sAs1> and they had no money, so i said
<Iceland`sAs1> i'll lend you both
<Iceland`sAs1> the trip and everything
<@snip0> ahahah
<Iceland`sAs1> more silence
<@snip0> i can imagine that so bloody well
<Iceland`sAs1> and then we all bursted in laughs
<Iceland`sAs1> and like YEAH LETS FUCKING DO IT
<Iceland`sAs1> called 118 to get contact to the airport
<Iceland`sAs1> next flight was 7am london or copenhagen
<Iceland`sAs1> time was just over 3
<Iceland`sAs1> so we stepped on it
<Iceland`sAs1> to the city
<Iceland`sAs1> and the airport is on the other side of the city
<Iceland`sAs1> went to each of our places
<Iceland`sAs1> changed clothes and got passports
<Iceland`sAs1> yi went to my place
<Iceland`sAs1> changed clothes got passport
<Iceland`sAs1> transfered like
<Iceland`sAs1> 2500 euros to my friends card
<Iceland`sAs1> then straight to the airport
<Iceland`sAs1> with no bags
<Iceland`sAs1> no nothing
<Iceland`sAs1> just 1 card with the money on and our passports
<Iceland`sAs1> at this point, we're shitfaced
<Iceland`sAs1> and i remember very little form being on the airport
<Iceland`sAs1> but thing is, they're always advertising like really cheap flights to london and copenhagen
<Iceland`sAs1> like 300 euros or something for both ways
<Iceland`sAs1> it appears its the most expensive you do is buying a ticken just before flight
<Iceland`sAs1> its multiple price
<Iceland`sAs1> and for some reason
<@snip0> :DDDDDDDDDDD
<Iceland`sAs1> dont remember why
<Iceland`sAs1> we bought the flight home
<Iceland`sAs1> on sunday midnight
<Iceland`sAs1> this is 5am on wednsday
<@snip0> THE FOCK
<@snip0> :DDD
<Iceland`sAs1> basically the next thing i remember
<Iceland`sAs1> is a flight attendant
<Iceland`sAs1> picking my shoulder
<Iceland`sAs1> saying we had to wake up
<Iceland`sAs1> cus we were landing
<Iceland`sAs1> at this point my heart stopped for a second
<Iceland`sAs1> took me like 5-10 seconds to realise what the fuck was going on
<@snip0> ROFL
<Iceland`sAs1> was like
<Iceland`sAs1> ok
<Iceland`sAs1> calm down
<Iceland`sAs1> breath
<Iceland`sAs1> your on an airplane
<Iceland`sAs1> and i had to ask, are we in london or copenhagen?
<Iceland`sAs1> everyone in the plane was looking at us like
<Iceland`sAs1> o.0
<@snip0> oh dear lord
<Iceland`sAs1> so there we were
<Iceland`sAs1> outside gatwick airport
<Iceland`sAs1> like 10am local time
<Iceland`sAs1> on thursday
<Iceland`sAs1> with no bags
<Iceland`sAs1> no place to stay
<Iceland`sAs1> and we had like
<Iceland`sAs1> 500 euros left
<@snip0> hahahahha
<Iceland`sAs1> so it was like
<@snip0> holy shite
<Iceland`sAs1> okaaaaaaaaay
<Iceland`sAs1> what to do
<Iceland`sAs1> bought bustickets, asked for 'downtown london'
<Iceland`sAs1> 1 hour drive
<Iceland`sAs1> that drive was fucking horrible
<Iceland`sAs1> then the embarassing part
<Iceland`sAs1> notifying dad
<Iceland`sAs1> and work, i had sposed to work 12 hours fri sat sun
<Iceland`sAs1> couldnt call
<Iceland`sAs1> had to text
<@snip0> sorry guys
<@snip0> somehow i was stoned
<@snip0> and bought a flight to london
<@snip0> cant work
<@snip0> sorry dad, wont coming home tonight
<@snip0> i'm in london
<@snip0> "WHAT THE FUCK????"
<@snip0> :DDD
<Iceland`sAs1> text to dad was 'hi dad im sort of in london a little spontanious thing with the guys talk to you today or tomorrow'
<@snip0> hahahhaa
<Iceland`sAs1> when i talked to him later
<Iceland`sAs1> he said he didnt believe me
<Iceland`sAs1> my boss asked me if i was retarded
<Iceland`sAs1> not the type you picture saying that
<Iceland`sAs1> anyway, we got this paki hostel
<@snip0> :DDD
<Iceland`sAs1> passed out, woke up around 19pm
<Iceland`sAs1> got a burger and a few beers
<Iceland`sAs1> sort of like not realising
<Iceland`sAs1> we were in london
<Iceland`sAs1> like
<Iceland`sAs1> didnt seem real
<Iceland`sAs1> was a wierd feeeling
<@snip0> :D
<Iceland`sAs1> drank a bit that night and went to sleep at around 02 am
<Iceland`sAs1> then the friday plan!
<Iceland`sAs1> plan for friday
<Iceland`sAs1> was to stay out
<Iceland`sAs1> all night
<Iceland`sAs1> get a room early in the saturday morning
<Iceland`sAs1> so we'd have that room the sunday night as well
<Iceland`sAs1> but then, at around 16pm on the saturday
<Iceland`sAs1> we had
<Iceland`sAs1> exactly 62 euros left :DDDD
<Iceland`sAs1> food, place to sleep etc..
<Iceland`sAs1> untill sunday midnight
<Iceland`sAs1> we were in a pub at that time, on leicester square
<@snip0> 62 euros
<@snip0> :DDDDDD
<Iceland`sAs1> then we walked out just before 17
<Iceland`sAs1> oh wait
<Iceland`sAs1> we were getting quite tipsy by then
<Iceland`sAs1> had been drinking since like 10am
<Iceland`sAs1> stopped at almost all bars for 1 drink
<Iceland`sAs1> when we walked out
<Iceland`sAs1> we saw this cocktail bar called b@1
<Iceland`sAs1> and it said in huges letters
<Iceland`sAs1> 'happy hour from 17-19'
<Iceland`sAs1> looked at the clock
<Iceland`sAs1> and it was 5 min to 17
<Iceland`sAs1> so we went in
<Iceland`sAs1> got ourselfs 6 long island icetea
<Iceland`sAs1> 20 euros
<Iceland`sAs1> 42 left
<Iceland`sAs1> got ourselfs another 6 long island isteas
<Iceland`sAs1> 22 euros left
<Iceland`sAs1> got our selfs 6 more long island iceteas
<Iceland`sAs1> 2 euros left
<Iceland`sAs1> 1 of us was headlessly drunk at that point
<Iceland`sAs1> so we had 2 euros
<Iceland`sAs1> 2 pounds
<Iceland`sAs1> all our phones were dead
<Iceland`sAs1> and outside there was a payphone, we had to choose very carefuly who to call
<Iceland`sAs1> to lend us money
<Iceland`sAs1> cus if that one person couldnt
<Iceland`sAs1> then we wouldnt have another call
<Iceland`sAs1> so we called our friend gisli
<Iceland`sAs1> well my friend called
<Iceland`sAs1> and when he returned from the payphone
<Iceland`sAs1> his face was like
<Iceland`sAs1> :S
<@snip0> XD
<@Xo`> niggers
<Iceland`sAs1> and he went 'ok... so... gisli is transfering like 1000 euros to my card as we speak'
<Iceland`sAs1> and
<Iceland`sAs1> he has a flight to london tomorrow morning cus he saw our facebook status
<Iceland`sAs1> so there we were
<Iceland`sAs1> with like 800 pounds
<Iceland`sAs1> and all hell broke lose :DDD
<Iceland`sAs1> we got so fucked wasted
<@snip0> ahahahahha
<@snip0> mate
<@snip0> seriously
<Iceland`sAs1> at about 5am that night we were in this casino
<@snip0> something's broken
<@snip0> something's broken
<@Xo`> nice liez
<@snip0> inside your head
<Iceland`sAs1> they were playing roulette
<@Xo`> sas never gets wasted
<Iceland`sAs1> and i kept falling asleep
<@snip0> INSIDE YOUR FUCKING HEAD
<Iceland`sAs1> at the table
<@snip0> :DDDDDDDDD
<Iceland`sAs1> and the staff kept waking me up and telling them i would get thrown out if i kept falling asleep
<Iceland`sAs1> we had to be there, cus not much was open at this time
<@Xo`> FUCK YOU
<@Xo`> I SLEEP
<Iceland`sAs1> remember, we had to get a room in the saturday morning
<Iceland`sAs1> i dont remember any of htis
<Iceland`sAs1> they said i stood up
<Iceland`sAs1> and walked from the roulette table
<Iceland`sAs1> and then
<Iceland`sAs1> like 45 minuites later
<Iceland`sAs1> they were like
<Iceland`sAs1> where
<Iceland`sAs1> the
<Iceland`sAs1> fuck
<Iceland`sAs1> is
<Iceland`sAs1> robbi
<Iceland`sAs1> i had no phone, no money it was all in one of their cards
<@snip0> :DDDDDDDDDDd
<Iceland`sAs1> not my pass port
<Iceland`sAs1> not my flight ticket
<Iceland`sAs1> and we had no idea where we were gonna sleep
<Iceland`sAs1> so no meeting point
<Iceland`sAs1> and we had no idea where we were gonna sleep
<Iceland`sAs1> so no meeting point
<Iceland`sAs1> they started looking all over the casino
<Iceland`sAs1> the staff started helping them
<Iceland`sAs1> they explained the situation to the manager
<Iceland`sAs1> and he was about to call the cops and shit
<Iceland`sAs1> when my friend walked passed the toilettes
<Iceland`sAs1> and asked a guy if there anyone in there
<Iceland`sAs1> and he said yeah some guys been in the handicapped toilette for ages
<Iceland`sAs1> he opened up
<Iceland`sAs1> and there i sat, sleeping very peacefuly
<Iceland`sAs1> this is around 7am
<Iceland`sAs1> they carried me out
<@snip0> srsly the first room i would be watching for if some of my friends went missing
<@snip0> would be the toilets
<Iceland`sAs1> paid some homeless people a few cigarettes for carrying me to hte next mcdonalds
<@snip0> thats kinda natural
<Iceland`sAs1> and the first thing i remember since like 5am
<Iceland`sAs1> was lying on a table on mcdonalds
<Iceland`sAs1> trying to stuff some hamburger
<Iceland`sAs1> with suausage bacon and egg
<Iceland`sAs1> into my mouth
<Iceland`sAs1> then slowly i snapped back to it
<Iceland`sAs1> and kept on drinking :DD
<Iceland`sAs1> then bjarki, was about to pass out
<@snip0> :DDDDDDDD
<Iceland`sAs1> and we found anothre like paki hostel
<Iceland`sAs1> planted him there
<Iceland`sAs1> me and tjorfi took a walk around
<Iceland`sAs1> had 1-2 beers
<Iceland`sAs1> this is like 10-11 am saturday morning
<Iceland`sAs1> then i woke up, around 20pm
<Iceland`sAs1> in this tiiiiiny little room
<Iceland`sAs1> with 1 bed
<Iceland`sAs1> directly under a train track
<Iceland`sAs1> it actually shook
<Iceland`sAs1> every 5 minuites
<@snip0> : DDDDDD
<Iceland`sAs1> it was like a little cabin
<Iceland`sAs1> next to the trash cans
<Iceland`sAs1> costed like 30 euros for all 3 of us hahah
<Iceland`sAs1> so we got up, and had to meet gisli
<Iceland`sAs1> cus he arrived in london
<Iceland`sAs1> rest is pretty boring, we jut got shitfaced with him
<Iceland`sAs1> had to return the room at 11am in the sunday morning
<Iceland`sAs1> and at that point
<Iceland`sAs1> we had 0 money
<@snip0> your icelandics
<Iceland`sAs1> so we decided to take the train back to the airport
<@snip0> -r
<@snip0> srsly
<Iceland`sAs1> already bought tickets first day
<@snip0> youre freaks
<@snip0> all of you
<Iceland`sAs1> and we were at gatwick airport
<Iceland`sAs1> for 12-13 hours
<Iceland`sAs1> and couldnt even afford 1 bottle of water
<Iceland`sAs1> that was one of the worst days of my life
<@snip0> seems like living on an island in the atlantic ocean isnt healthy after all
<Iceland`sAs1> hangover from being drunk for 4 days
<Iceland`sAs1> same clothes on
<@snip0> so youve spent like 4000 euros!?
<Iceland`sAs1> had lost my socks somehow
<Iceland`sAs1> yeah
<Iceland`sAs1> getting home
<Iceland`sAs1> to my bed
<Iceland`sAs1> was one of the best feelings
<Iceland`sAs1> ive ever had
<@snip0> haha
<@snip0> quite an orgasm
<Iceland`sAs1> i was hung over for like 3 days after this hahah
<@snip0> can imagine that
<@snip0> can imagine that too!
<Iceland`sAs1> so yes, that was the most expensive getting wasted ive ever had :d


bonus for haters<Iceland`sAs1> oh and i almost
<Iceland`sAs1> cut my wrist
<Iceland`sAs1> when i found out
<@snip0> WHAT
<Iceland`sAs1> that
<Iceland`sAs1> 5 days earlier
<Iceland`sAs1> before iwas there
<Iceland`sAs1> in a fucking house
<Iceland`sAs1> i walked past a fewtimes
<Iceland`sAs1> noel gallagher
<Iceland`sAs1> was playing the tct :'[[[[[[[[[[[[[[
<@snip0> :DDDDDDDDDDDD
<Iceland`sAs1> there came a tear
<@snip0> TROLLED HARD
<Iceland`sAs1> literally
<Iceland`sAs1> fuc kyou
<Iceland`sAs1> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oRjd_4_rs_8
<Iceland`sAs1> this
<Iceland`sAs1> fucking
<Iceland`sAs1> gig
<Iceland`sAs1> fucking amazing gig
Doubt many if anyone cba reading this though :D