I need a savoir

I have fever and diarrhea I want to get rid as fast as I can :( what can I do?
Don't have oranges
Drinking a lot of nana teas ATM
Any grandma cure anyone?
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Drink shit loads of water.
an apple a day keeps the doctor away
LoL time sweetheart
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A Sivir? [img|left]http://www.pcgamersworld.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/Sivir.jpg[/img]
diarrhea cure = original coca cola. no troll.

For fever:

Drink a lot of water.
Rest.
Take col baths.
Avoid eating solid food and eat soft food, like untoasted toasts or bananas.
Drink herbal teas.
Drink Grapefruit juice.
Put cold packs on your body, especially forehead and where you feel hot.

No smoke, no alcohol.


However, fever + diarrhea sounds like a virus infection for which granny's methods won't help, so you'd better go visit the doc.
i always fail to do these and i am still healthy after that "shitty" stuff
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The guy asks me for things how to make himself feel better.

Drink a lot of water.
You lose a lot of water when you have a fever and need to get it back.

Rest.
The more energy you waste, the less energy your body can use on fighting the disease.

Take cool baths.
Lowers your body temperature and improves blood circulation. Perfect.


Avoid eating solid food and eat soft food, like untoasted toasts or bananas.
This is a grandma's method I don't really understand. Must have to do with the digestive system.

Drink herbal teas.
Drink Grapefruit juice.
Both to improve your Vitamin-household. Apparently Grapefruit also helps with headaches which is something I always get from fever.

Put cold packs on your body, especially forehead and where you feel hot.
See "Take cool baths"



All of this is just a method to get to the goal of being healthier again. Every organism reacts different on everything. I tell you that as a person that has a digestive disability and pukes from eating 90% of fruits and vegetables. I can still live a healthy life even though I barely eat anything healthy.
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thank you doctor diclonius!
you saved me again :*
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Doctor Diclonius sounds so wrong. :D Considering they were created to destroy humanity and that type of shit.
I saved the day anyway.
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haha, true :D
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Cheers. The only things I can do is drink herbal teas and sleep, I can barley walk atm
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Doctor asap, sounds like a virus...
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also try salty sticks. you lose salt as well.
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Eat the diarrhea to get rid of it. (no troll)
Leave some rice (preferably brown) over night to soak in a bowl, when you wake up slice some garlic into pill-size peices and drain the rice. Eat just a mouthful of the rice raw (enough to fill your palm), try to break it down as much as possible without ruining your teeth and follow up with some garlic pills and some ice cold water.

This remedy always works for me whenever I have the shits or a fever.

Before bed if you have them you should have some raw pumpkin seeds, about a palm full again.
Lol sounds freaky :O
I have palm seeds
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I threw up the shit of myself, literally threw up my soul, and now I feel better than ever :O
put image: villasukat14ul8 on and stay warm in your bed, eat and drink a lot.
can you knit me some aswell?
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no problemo
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Have a beer. It won't change anything but at least you'll drink beer.
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