This just happend

I was on Vent with mAus, mystic, Fat4l1ty and Michael Cera when I asked the latter 'Will there be an Arrested Development movie?" when he replied "Stop the name dropping you stupid fucking asshole". I said "I'm telling the story so you better fucking let me drop whatever I want, be it my balls in your mothers face you dumbass piece of dog diarrhea", Fat4l1tys response: "Michael's right, you should stop that bullshit, it's annoying as fuck" "You know what's annoying as fuck?", I commented, "It's merchandising cheap-ass game gear with some dude's name who was known in the gaming community when the gaming community looked like a fucking infant shitting its own diaper you dumb fucking creampied cunt." Then he started to cry and mAus asked me for a 1v1 and I said "Yeah, it's cool" so he gave me some IP but I never joined the server and watched some lesbo titty porn instead while he waited for liek 3 hours while I fapped furiously. When mystic asked if I was masterbating (MASTERbating, because I'm the best at it), I answered "YES YOU FUCKING INCESTUOUS BASTERD I HAVE TO MASTERBATE BECAUSE YOU'RE STUPID FUCKING MOM'S CUNT IS TOO CRUSTY AND NOW SHUT THE FUCK UP THERE'S A SPIDER ON MY WALL AND I WANT HIT IT WITH MY CUM" when he said "It's not crusty anymore, I chewed off the dried up cum that the crew of black seamen (see what I did there?) didn't wipe up." Then Michael Cera startled: "Wtf d00d, i wuz gna eat dat, buttmunch"

I laughed, left and fapped to some more lesbo titty porn.