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20 year old virgin anything.

I'm so very bored.
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how does it feel to wank all day long at the age of 20?
My wrists are sore but I get paid well and everyone is very happy.
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sense, you're not making it
go back to 4chan fagomon
how is your mother doing?
She's fine, but she told me to tell you that you might want to get yourself tested.
Parent
so uncool man, i didnt mean that in a "i fucked your mom" way, just to see how shes doing and stuff with her health..
Parent
She thought she had cancer and ever since she was tested negatively she advises everyone to get themselves tested.
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oh fuck man :s
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lol :D sup m8
Nothing special, just relaxing after a complicated week (3 exams... and another one next monday..)
Parent
Moved to Dresden, lived with a friend for a month till I moved into my own place on Thursday. Already went to a concert with slifer and met him on the streets one night :P
Parent
fuuuu Dresden -.- i smoked weed there and it was feel like my ass was vegetable
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ahah Slifer :) haven't seen him around for long long time..
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you do know that if your still a virgin with 20 that there is a strong likelyhood that ur still one with 40?
Then I'll sell the story to Hollywood, make them cast Steve Carell as me and be ric-FUCK
Parent
but you will still be a virgin :~<
Parent
why is that?
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Why are you so bothered about it?
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