amateur vasectomy

by hattivatti • 18 Nov 2010, 18:44 • Journals
So the thing is: I hate kids. And I am poor. So recently I tried to exercise a vasectomy on myself with a hot needle but all it did was hurt and the doc says I'm still fertile. Got any suggestions as to what I can do to finally succeed?
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HugTheSub 18 Nov 2010, 18:45
get money. because if your poor you dont need that. you will need protection ever time you have sex cause poor people have sex with poor people and poor people have STDs.
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Deann 18 Nov 2010, 18:46
eat a bucket of sand and dip the tip of your penis in acid
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rEZHnI 18 Nov 2010, 18:47
just burn your balls with some matches works for me.
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Mauro 18 Nov 2010, 18:48
find yourself a boyfriend
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INSTi 18 Nov 2010, 18:50
first that snuff porn journal and then this, you must be really board

but if you're in the mood for self mutilation i always wanted to know if you could burn off your nutsack hair with a lighter without it hurting, happy testing
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ramnes 18 Nov 2010, 18:52
You don't want kids ?

/kill ; forcetapeout
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schNee 18 Nov 2010, 18:53
Haha just stop sex. Well gl
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zafoga 18 Nov 2010, 19:10
BME olympics is a good tutorial vid, prolly could help you.
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hattivatti 18 Nov 2010, 19:28
I came so hard when I watched it the first time.
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Predje 18 Nov 2010, 21:25
srsly hoped that was fake :<
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HansoO 18 Nov 2010, 19:16
just let your nuts be kicked by random people and as hard as they can. should work after maybe 20 times
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dnl 18 Nov 2010, 19:56
cut it
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loazis 18 Nov 2010, 20:52
Apply for a job as truck driver.
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