best excuses

by duNzy • 25 Nov 2010, 13:10 • Journals
when you overslept your new or not new work/school/college/uni/whatever important.

today i overslept like a retard my work:S started raging, send an sms that i have insta exams and noone said that to me and said sorry and everything went better than expected, not the best excuse but hey it worked


YOU

image: everything_went_better_than_expected
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Krii 25 Nov 2010, 13:12
bus didnt show up :)
had to go to the physiotherapist
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Kenzi 25 Nov 2010, 13:14
I can't do that, as my bus is full of people who are at the same school as me, they will know I lied. :(
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Krii 25 Nov 2010, 13:46
and they will backstab
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Kenzi 25 Nov 2010, 14:07
No, they will just check if the others were at school. :P
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Krii 25 Nov 2010, 14:27
ah like that
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garin 25 Nov 2010, 13:13
my dog ate my alarm clock
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Kenzi 25 Nov 2010, 13:13
Told my mom my stomach hurts, but I just wanted to play ET whole day.
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firzen 25 Nov 2010, 13:13
my dog ate my clock
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daNi 25 Nov 2010, 13:14
if they get mad at school i always say stfu and i kick them and punch them and go stand on their faces.
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Severus 25 Nov 2010, 13:17
bus was late. standard excuse when i was in high school
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ratte` 25 Nov 2010, 13:18
map wasnt finished yet
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destiny 25 Nov 2010, 13:19
was late to base once, said i forgot my weaponn at home and had to take the next train :DDDD worked..^.^
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Thomm 25 Nov 2010, 13:19
One day late, 550km from work (Thanks Iron Maiden <3), "Yeah, soz, gig-afterparty went little late, will be there tomorrow". No excuse, just be honest.
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duNzy 25 Nov 2010, 13:49
can't be honest if i overslept 2 working days in a row:D
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rEZHnI 25 Nov 2010, 13:23
next time use i sucked sample's dick, u so fat.
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duNzy 25 Nov 2010, 13:29
i'm not fat :P
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rEZHnI 25 Nov 2010, 13:33
don't reply me lowbob
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duNzy 25 Nov 2010, 13:46
don't be mad :*
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Wesbo 25 Nov 2010, 13:24
What Thomm said and you can always go for the short circuit at home so you're alarm resetted.
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Tites 25 Nov 2010, 13:24
they don't give a shit at university
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Niki0o 25 Nov 2010, 13:31
So many people thinks their boss or teacher or whatever believes all the excuses.

Im quite sure most of them just dont care
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Anima 25 Nov 2010, 13:43
true, i sometimes notice my teachers say "why are you late?" then while im trying to explain everything his mouth is already an O shaped, waiting for me to finish so he can say "ok go sit down, next time dont be late again"
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Lover 25 Nov 2010, 13:32
excuses are for the weak ones
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Tele 25 Nov 2010, 13:37
morningfitness. metaphorically speaking :d
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Rayzed 25 Nov 2010, 13:37
Since I'm the only one from my class taking the train I take (and that train is known to be delayed almost every day)that's always a good excuse.
On the other hand, every time I am late, it rly is the train...
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ag0n 25 Nov 2010, 13:37
No problems at all, University power

Back then when i was in high school, i didn't had much problems either.. why the hell should i tell em why i arrived late? lol
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grzesiek 25 Nov 2010, 13:39
have no problems dunzym8, teachers in my school dont care about it :)
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w0nd3r 25 Nov 2010, 13:40
police or/and train excuse
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Gabt 25 Nov 2010, 13:44
This is good to know. I'll watch out for these.
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ecklav 25 Nov 2010, 13:44
The naked truth works for me.
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LeFrancis 25 Nov 2010, 13:45
conked out :{D
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zaNc 25 Nov 2010, 13:54
i fell asleep on bus, got to school 45 min too late, guess what! Teacher/principal didn't believe me... "i'm sure u could have come up with better excuse than that".... my parents literally rofled when i told that :DD
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mini 25 Nov 2010, 15:06
wait, they literally rolled on the floor?
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JeyAem 25 Nov 2010, 14:03
since i can pretty much show up at work whenever i want i dont have that problem
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Piegie 25 Nov 2010, 16:42
what work do you do ?
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mini 25 Nov 2010, 15:07
me and my girlfriend/boyfriend/wife/husband/neighbour started having morning sex and since i'm a sexmachine, i can keep going for half an hour, followed by a sensual showering session
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loazis 25 Nov 2010, 16:34
Half an hour?

Fucking insane.
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mini 25 Nov 2010, 16:41
KEGELS MAN
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FLExican 25 Nov 2010, 15:15
say your tire from your bike is broken ;d
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sAs1 25 Nov 2010, 15:15
Say you woke up in another country and thus simply literally can not make it to work!
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schNee 25 Nov 2010, 15:17
didnt hear the rrrrrrrrring. missed the train/bus bike broke/stolen
my mom becomes ill ... . .
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Feeder 25 Nov 2010, 15:32
dont need any excuses at uni and iam almost every day too late
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VerSus 25 Nov 2010, 15:37
In uni nobody cares. In school i used to be late 5-10 minutes daily (like almost my whole class :D )
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sQinN 25 Nov 2010, 15:47
bassie en adriaan followed me :o
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Carlos 25 Nov 2010, 17:06
my alarmclock ate my dog.
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butchji 25 Nov 2010, 17:24
Nothing worse than hungry alarm clocks! I'm scared to sleep next to them now. :,(
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Carlos 25 Nov 2010, 17:42
Indeed, thats why I never have used an alamclock! they are scary! glow in the dark looks like someone is staring at me sleeping! :(
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Cstm 25 Nov 2010, 19:39
headache ;p or sth
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mama 25 Nov 2010, 21:57
train was late
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