Azatej comeback

Best ET aimer?

Best Real Life aimer?

Azatej said
also i fired a gun, are you jealous
Azatej said (Yesterday at 11:08):
it was only a shitty beretta but still
Azatej said (Yesterday at 11:11):
i must convince my mother to let me buy a gun for 1200ish euros

Better watch your back pds, THE TEJ IS ON THE WEJ
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i feel sorry for aza :( don't ask me why.
Aza, god of ET? Or Aza, God?

This is the real question we have to address.
This is true. I'm awaiting news reports of some pale nl kid running around the Hague with dual elites killing turks left right and centre.
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I'm waiting for news reports of a manly hunk running around with an AK destroying faces. Or an RPG, AZATEJ SMASH!
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The Hague*
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Don't do this to me.
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Dude, don't do this.
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i am the walrus
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Shut it Donnie.
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Donnie you're out of your element.
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Do you have more of that word flag shit :P nice :P
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ME LIKES

Because I can see Malta eventually :)
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madagascar closed ports :')
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tsunami victims :_D
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"developed africa" what is this ? some kind of utopia ?
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starcraft zombie :D
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ahh god inbox fillers
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THE TEJ IS ON THE WEJ
in b4 slarto
why slarto lol
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Slarto: Scarzy give me azatej's config and i'll lick your anus :3
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I've got it

\o/
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I missed this
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somewhat related

image: asdftq
Dude, I don't think AzA would have to hold up girls at gunpoint...










7/8 year olds are fairly easy to overpower.
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own experience?
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Ben je er trots op?
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I can..kind of...relate to that
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that is just wierd
you mean this lowsens ecchi f4g with situational aim ? best aimer ?

wat the fuck am i reading.jpg
no you're better, fag who can't even swear for once, afraid of reporting :D?
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like i would waste my precious time with a nearly 8 years old free online FPS
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LOLOLOLOLOL I IZ SO HAPPY AZATEJ MELTY BLOOD PRO IZ BACK LOLOLOLOLOOOLOLOL
The guy is 22/23 or something and he still asks his mom permission to buy stuff, lol.
Acting like you don't :D
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I don't, no. Unless it's something that affects her.
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Well I'm pretty sure her son having a gun will affect her.

I mean if he ever needs more money he can hold her up at gunpoint.
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I don't see how her son having a gun really affects her (more than "omg lol are u crazy??"-discussion).
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Wat.

If Aza got a gun he would be like jumping through the air shooting it inside the house.

If a spider crept up on him he would unload an entire clip into it.

If the delivery boy from the local chinese got his order wrong his ass is grass.

Of course him having a gun will affect her. Also we are getting off topic, this is about Azatej.. not about his sexy mother.
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By coming up with only stupid examples, you agree with me it won't really affect her.

conclusion: lol @ aza for asking persmission to buy something.


edit: and u started about the mother.
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What has pds to do with this haha
At first I had some scary thoughts of him running around killing people

then I remembered he never leaves his house

and then again I had some scary thoughts that some day he might click when he realises what a waste his life has been.

he's a good aimer though, I give him that!
The only real way to waste your life is by killing yourself tbh :(

I think most of us on this site don't leave our houses as often as we "should".
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not true, I leave my house all the time when my internet is down
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that's more of a waste, yes.
There are things in life that are worth experiencing, then there are things in life worth suffering for.

I do hope aza finds some content into his life. I meant my comment as a kick on aza's butt to get out there and try the game of life, it's not very noob friendly, but I think he would manage pretty well. The sooner the better.

oh and it's not really about even leaving the house or not. Most great minds need their space, but luckily they have normal people around them to drag them out once in a while.
in the end it's pretty much about the way you spend your time and do you honestly enjoy it.
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If my mother was as outgoing as Aza's mum I would be exactly the same :s
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Aza gunna turn up on yo doorstep brap brap.
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i would hug him and love him and treat him like he deserves.
dont you think he would give awesome cuddles? xD
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I imagine he would be like a giant teddy bear.

I would feel safe in his tender embrace :x
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oh he is so dishy xo
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as long as he wants to kill pds i can convince his mother ;D
he noob
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