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I need a dog because I'm sexy
I did a blowjob to a dog because I smoked crack

sounds like me
I did a blowjob to ure mom because im sexy
oh u still mad cause u know im smarter then u?
E. and plz get a life, reading journals of yesterday...
Parent
wut? lol:d

http://www.crossfire.nu/?x=journal&mode=item&id=117018#comment2598411

typical belgian: thinking ure smart but actually ure kinda stupid.

and with your "ure" u just remind me of a belgian who was defending its great education, and while he was doing it he was writting "ure" instead if your


and unlike u yesterday i was on a trip with mates in germany, mister lifer.
Parent
i dont think im smart, i know that im smarter then u tough,
and what does it matter if u where gone or not, or are u so stupid that u cant see the date + hour this journal was posted?
Parent
i dont give a shit about the date, my objective is to give u a reply and u to notice it, and i succeeded on that dumbass.

u are actually not smart, u are right, u are actually close to be what they call a "not so smart guy" as your flame is retarded as fuck, u are the type of retard who cant even think of a comeback and can only write made up bullshit about somebody because u just dont know anything about the actual person, there is no way u could guess my intelligence, even if u knew me irl for half a year u would not be able to confirm something like: "im smarter than you" if u gotta guess something with such magnitude u gotta base that on facts, facts which are so far: u failed twice, people made fun of u twice, and once u didnt even get/notice it.

its in your hand to change this, mr smartie

on the 2nd place u are retarded enough to tell me to get a life when i actually didnt see it due to a lack of time to nerd around like u, and u ask me if it matters or not? could u please actually make sense?


u are being so defensive in such way that makes u look even more stupid on each post u make. sometimes u just gotta stop replying.
Parent
first of all, finally got u mad YAY
2nd everyone makes fun of everyone, some succeed, most dont
3rd of all, i just read the date + hour of the journal, cause i wasnt her either,
4th im not defensive just having some fun with braindead people
have fun with ure rl :)

E. nice removing the part of u admitting i actually could be smart xDDD
Parent
i thought you would actually be challenging (oke not really) and reply something back instead of a "YOU ARE MAD"

"3rd of all, i just read the date + hour of the journal, cause i wasnt her either,"

yet u made a reply, you gotta tell me how the fuck is that even possible smartie.


"4th im not defensive just having some fun with braindead people
have fun with ure rl :)"

first of all this is again the typical "fail and then fake u were trolling" type of reply, like the one u did 2 days ago. Second, if u actually wanted to play with somebody whos is braindead u would actually make a proper reply just to keep playing with em and have this fun u are looking for, well as if u could make any proper reply. 3rd. ure stands for you are, u mean "ur" or your, i already told u about it, and now dont lie to yourself and say u are "trolling"



first with the "i wasnt here either" reply and then with that other bs u really dare to say u are any smart?

id say u are one big dumbass
Parent
1st never said u mad?
2nd look at the time plz, just woke up
3rd wasnt fake troll
4th i dont need great replies to piss u off obv, obv the less content i put in a reply to more i piss u off, shame u didnt notice brainiac, oh w8
5th i always use ure, even if i mean u are or your, something that became a habit when typing fast on the internet, check all my posts i do it everywhere

and id say im srsly way to smart for u cause for some reason i know every single way to piss u off without u even realizing it, so plz get brain

end of my replies to u :) (cause someone asked me to stop replying to braindead people)
Parent
"1st never said u mad?"

u sir wrote this: "first of all, finally got u mad YAY"

nobody is this stupid, only few fish got such short amount of memory.


"2nd look at the time plz, just woke up"

Still u were there, dumbass, and it was in the middle of the day - 14:38 for u.


"3rd wasnt fake troll"

then again, u are dumbass;/


"4th i dont need great replies to piss u off obv, obv the less content i put in a reply to more i piss u off, shame u didnt notice brainiac, oh w8"

first of all you gotta notice when somebody is mad, im really bored, not going out since i got back from a trip were i didnt sleep for 2.5 days, after having my sleep the best ive got to do besides watching a movie is having some fun in a chilled way, belive me: id say u are almost as entertaing as watching a good movie.


"5th i always use ure, even if i mean u are or your, something that became a habit when typing fast on the internet, check all my posts i do it everywhere"

smart man always correct their mistakes, that makes the diference.


"and id say i srsly way to smart for u cause for some reason i know every single way to piss u off without u even realizing it, so plz get brain"

well u thought u knew a way but u actually didnt, u are pure entertinement. but on the other hand your replies look a bit stressed out, like if u were despertly trying to defend yourself. somebody is not having as much fun?:/


"end of my replies to u :) (cause someone asked me to stop replying to braindead people)"

thats the smartest choice uve made so far, even if some other stupid belgian told u it.




on the other hand, for the sake of it learn some english jesus christ, and by the way saying u are leaving because im too stupid while u are getting totally destroyed its pretty weak:/ but funny!
Parent
the removed part was meant to be an insult if u want i can add it back sir, perhaps u didnt get it either.

well not perhaps, u just didnt get it.

and i removed it a long time ago, u take a lot of time to write such stupid and short replies
Parent
i ran naked with a black guy because i smoked crack
Took a crap on a prostitute because I'm sexy
I ran naked with a clown because i hate my life
I fucked madonna cause i hate my life
I killed a horse because I'm sexy! Bitches!
i pissed on a condom cuz i smoked crack x]

e: np: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VrmZriAHxhI
I need a dildo because thats what i am.
I need a prostitute because I smoked crack.
I read this journal and my IQ dropped another 10 points.
URE THE MAN MAN
Parent
Since your so fucking "intelligent", i guess its not much of a loss.
Parent
I pissed on a Drug Dealer because I'm sexy!

:DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
I stabbed a puppet because im sexy
i need a vaccuumcleaner because i stink (have a multiple colour t-shirt on so i picked a random one on it and it came out bad :'()

but i dont stink atm....
other=i'm single
Parent
oh goddamnit -.-
Parent
I stabbed a prostitute because i'm sexy
I punched in the face my best friend because I don't like him.
I ran naked with Madonna because I'm sexy =D

hihi cristina ;PP
Can you spot teh relationship between most of these sentences? A lot of people seem to be wearing black tops :3
emos.. emos ALL OF THEM!
Parent
i hate a vacuum cleaner because i have perfect abs

:/
I smoked weed with an old man because thats what i am
I pissed on an egg because I'm racist apparantely.
looooooooooool
Parent
I got married with Barney the dinosaur because I'm sexy
I fucked a robot because I hate my life

:D
indeed, blue is for emos
Parent
?? must've missed that fashion memo...
Parent
I took a crap on Barney the dinosaur because i was horny
I stabbed an old man because I'm sexy
I got married with a dildo because that's what I'm
i pissed on a drunken mexican because i'm sexy
i did a blowjob to michael jackson because im sexy
I killed Madonna because I'm racist
I took a crap on a dog because im single
I got married to a cookie jar because I smoked crack =]
"I ran naked with Your Mom Because I'm sexy."

Makes no sense
lol :P there's such dryness in some of these
Parent
I got married to an egg because I hate my life
I did a blowjob to a puppet beause I smoked crack
I shot your grandmother because that's what I am
I pissed on George Bush because that's what I am
I need you because that's what I want
[february] <insert one of the 31> [pink] are the best combo's :D
I shot a dog because I was horny
I got married with a lesbian because I hate my life.
I fucked a vaccuumcleaner because I'm single
I did a blowjob to a clown because im sexy :'DD lol
Nothing new there tamaraaaaaaaaa ;-)
Parent
I killed a bowl of cereal because I smoked crack
don't see the point
I killed a condom because I hate my life..
WTFF??? XD
I killed george bush because i smoked crack.

nice
I killed Madonna because I was horny
I shot a nazi because that's what I'm

:<
I got married with a bowl of cereal because I have perfect abs!
i ran naked with a piece of shit because im sexy
I ran naked with a piece of shit coz I am horny :D!
Parent
I took a crap on a nazi because I'm racist
i smoked weed with a piece of shit because i hate me life
I took a crap on A drunk Mexican Because I'm sexy
I smoked weed with a piece of shit because I was horny.

xD
I need George Bush because I'm.


Sense.
I need a monkey because I hate my life
I smoked weed with a prostitute because that's what I'm.
i smoked weed with a bowl of cereal because i'm sexy
I got maried to barney the dinosaur because i hate my life.
I took a crap on dog because that's what i am.
i took a crap on a piece of shit because what i'm, wtf

makes no sense
18-09-1992


I got married with your Grandmother Because i'm sexy
I need Your Grandmother Because I hate my life.
I hate a lesbian because I smoked crack
I took a crap on a jew because i smoked crack

rofl
I hate a jew because i hate my life
I stabbed a travesty because im sexy
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