Winter solstice
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21 Dec 2010, 17:27
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HAPPY DAY:))
Missed the lunar eclipse this morning though *_*
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Now is the solstice of the year,
winter is the glad song that you hear.
Seven maids move in seven time.
Have the lads up ready in a line.
...Ring out these bells.
Ring out, ring solstice bells.
Ring solstice bells.
Join together beneath the mistletoe.
by the holy oak whereon it grows.
Seven druids dance in seven time.
Sing the song the bells call, loudly chiming.
Missed the lunar eclipse this morning though *_*
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Now is the solstice of the year,
winter is the glad song that you hear.
Seven maids move in seven time.
Have the lads up ready in a line.
...Ring out these bells.
Ring out, ring solstice bells.
Ring solstice bells.
Join together beneath the mistletoe.
by the holy oak whereon it grows.
Seven druids dance in seven time.
Sing the song the bells call, loudly chiming.
"shit it cant be panda...(looking at OP) HOLY SHIT IT DOES HAHAHA WHAT A WANNA BE POSER NERD"
we cool we cool :~>
thor and shit
too bad for you
:~D
WE GOT HARRISED LOL
please have a seat
HAVE A SEAT
you do want to explain it to me
oh wut o0
when i will be old enough and have my own apartment
i will adopt a basement creature just like you :')
Got everything I need. Still working on it :PP
you nerds got too much time 8DDD
I did the same k4nk3r.
If you reply to me I'll be having some tips for you.
BUT THE POINT IS THAT YOU ACTUALLY HAD THE TIME TO TAKE IT HAHAHAHHAHAHA
bonus (read it :~>)
Cum Swallowing Tips
Minty Fresh
Suck on an Altoid, Tic Tac, or mentholated cough drop immediately before giving head. Many guys enjoy getting a tingle from mint or menthol products on their willies. The mint will add a little zing to the blow job, and kill the taste of the semen when he cums. You can also use a dab of toothpaste in a pinch. We don't recommend mouthwash or breath sprays; these may contain alcohol, which can sting.
Hit the Sweet Spot
The main complaints about the taste of semen are that it is bitter and salty. The taste buds on different areas of the tongue are sensitive to specific tastes: sweet on the tip of the tongue, salty and sour on the sides, and bitter at the back. When swallowing semen, you can minimize the unpleasant tastes by trying to keep it away from the corresponding parts of your tongue. Since the "bitter" taste buds at the back of the throat are the most problematic, the solution is either to overshoot them (by deep throating), or to pool the semen in the front of the mouth and then swallow quickly in one gulp. Make sure the cum spends as little time as possible lingering near the back of your palate.
Cream of Cock
Playing games with food as part of oral sex is a great prelude to eating cum, since it gets you habituated to associating sucking cock with swallowing something that tastes good. And you can easily use a mouthful of chocolate syrup or honey to chase down the cum and get the taste out of your mouth. Using whipped cream from an aerosol canister is perfect. Once he cums, immediately stick the whipped cream nozzle in your mouth and spray; you won't be able to tell the cum from the cream.
Wash It Down
One technique for cum swallowing move is to wash it down with something to keep from having to taste it…whether it be water, chocolate, or a soy latte. The best tool is probably the bedside carafe of water. Simply reach for a glass of water and wash the goodness down the same way you would a tablet of aspirin. The other key is try not to move your head too much, other than tilting it back, in order to minimize the sloshing effect. If done correctly there’s no need to ever taste it. Because, even the best tasting cum is still, well, the best tasting cum.
There is always the option of giving head in the shower. Which, as an aside, whether spitting or swallowing always makes for a good setting. The shower stall gives you the option if discreetly spitting it down the drain, leaving him completely ignorant of your indiscretion. Or you can do the whole mouth-open-head-back-running-hand-through-hair move which he’ll find sexy while you slyly gulp down water by the mouthful.
Morning Practice
The gag reflex is the least active first thing in the morning (unless you're hung over from the night before). Try giving him a blow job when you first wake up. This is the best time to practice with a minimum of gagging, and let's face it, very few guys are going to argue with starting the day by getting their dick sucked, especially if they have morning wood. Once you have had a few successful attempts, you'll become more accustomed to swallowing semen and the gagging will stop.
Deep Shooting
When you are in close enough proximity to a man that you have his cock in your mouth, you should also be able to tell when it is about to blow a load. This is the time when you should thrust forward, taking his dick as far into your throat as you can. Swallow as his jizz hits the back of your throat and continue swallowing until he's empty. You'll never taste it if you can avoid getting it on your tongue.
Spread on the Flavor
These days there are a number of flavored lubes and edible lotions available that may help you disguise the taste of cum. Pick a flavor that you most like and spread a generous amount all over his cock before putting it in your mouth. For those of you who are diabetic or counting calories, there is now a line of sugar-free flavored lubes available.
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that's just a b cup on a really tiny frame, nothing special exept her nerdface and it's not the good special