Happy birthday Jesus!

by Thomm • 24 Dec 2010, 01:42 • Journals
Today our saviour turns 2010 years! Or 1977 years, depends how you count it. Well, something like that anyway.

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Haven't seen you in a while, hope you aren't hanging out with those criminals anymore :(

Looking forward seeing you soon! HF!

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Robert 24 Dec 2010, 01:43
dude, it's tomorrow! :D

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nice :D

and btw he was born it 3-4 year, not 0 :D
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Thomm 24 Dec 2010, 01:45
I shall take the christian-approach to your statement which isn't the same as mine.

LOL YOU DISBELIEVER! I BELIEVE WHAT I WANT, YOU SHUT UP, MY GOD IS BETTER THAN YOURS! No proof needed, I believe on this date.
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Evilynn 24 Dec 2010, 01:43
he was born in may actually. :P
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Panda 24 Dec 2010, 03:04
I'm pretty sure they had no idea themselves, even when you get all these nerds trying to 'prove' his birth, it was just "around Easter", they just never changed it from the 25th because it's already widely recognised, taught and brainwashed into so many kids :Ddd
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sjxz 24 Dec 2010, 03:13
Quotetaught and brainwashed into so many kids :Ddd
= all religions
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Panda 24 Dec 2010, 03:43
Wouldn't go as far as saying that as I haven't really understood/looked at all ;-)

But one of things that really annoys me with Christianity: A LOT fail to acknowledge(?) a lot of facts, my favourite being 'God created the Earth some 4,500 years ago [or whatever it is now]. Through all the inventions of recent years, carbon dating and many other ways, people have proven that this world as we know it has been around for so much longer, but 'modern science is all one big myth to them.

At least it provides me with some quality entertainment when I'm out with my buddies :_D
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GoodGuyGary 24 Dec 2010, 09:04
eh what? I'm Christian (Roman Catholic to be specific) and we (Maltese) all know the world wasn't created 4500 years ago, it was created millions of years ago (Big bang) and nor are adam & eve the first human beings, that's just a story to represent some shit about why we're not perfect LoL
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mana 24 Dec 2010, 09:14
ffs, there is no god above us u imbecil.
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Panda 24 Dec 2010, 10:58
Everyone is different, I'm talking about (almost) every Christian I know Wales here, just from experience talking to a lot of people :-)


lulz wiki Answers:

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The real God of the Universe is the God of the Christian faith, it just fits with the way things work. This says that God created the world about 5000 B.C. which makes sense because the Bibles truths are true to this day, history agrees with it. Because the world is just about 6-8 thousand years old, acording to history. The Bible is like a time line.

Read more: http://wiki.answers.com/Q/When_did_God_create_the_world#ixzz191PZQuVH


:DD
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rEZHnI 24 Dec 2010, 01:45
seriously read the bible, i hope you get punished for this!
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Thomm 24 Dec 2010, 01:48
I have read it. Well, not everything from the old testament, but that isn't the good part anyway.
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rEZHnI 24 Dec 2010, 01:48
how dare you!!!
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HugTheSub 24 Dec 2010, 01:53
fuck you jesus meme is good idea, here is more:
http://www.forkparty.com/hilarious-stfu-jesus-motivational-comics/
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Thomm 24 Dec 2010, 01:55
Yup, that's the source. Spread the word, bring jesus to your friends <3
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LeFrancis 24 Dec 2010, 01:53
nice stealing my joke :{SS
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casek 24 Dec 2010, 01:54
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Vanhaomena 24 Dec 2010, 01:58
I'm actually a great fan of Jesus, probably the best Bible character. I mean he made everyone go rebellious against stupid strict oldschool Jews, and this guy rides a fucking donkey to show he doesn't need luxury to be the king. Which makes building luxurious churches and shit completely retarded, I mean Jesus wouldn't approve of that, he'd donate the budget to hungry niggers which would be way more helpful... Anyway Jesus rocks, religion sucks

Peace out niggas and jews

Heil Jesus (and Hitler) o/
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Thomm 24 Dec 2010, 02:00
As they say, "I got nothing against Jesus, it's the fan-club I don't like".
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sjxz 24 Dec 2010, 03:19
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just love "educated" "man" like you mate :)
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Vanhaomena 24 Dec 2010, 03:26
Jewish Jesus hater... The ovens are that way ->
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sjxz 24 Dec 2010, 03:34
I hate moses jesus and muhamed.
but I love "educated" "man" like you mate!
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HansoO 24 Dec 2010, 02:15
hb matan
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AmAzOn 24 Dec 2010, 02:17
Looking forward seeing Him soon also.
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imabob 24 Dec 2010, 11:28
keep waiting u lil dumbass:D
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Matan 24 Dec 2010, 02:18
thanks mate!
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IMaGChamp 24 Dec 2010, 02:40
jesus is alive and he will guide u to ur destiny, he will always be there when u need him. lets all celebrate this wonderful time and be friendly because jesus is with us in our soul.

YEAH!!
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nage 24 Dec 2010, 03:52
HB Jesse
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bachOrr 24 Dec 2010, 10:50
isnt xmas in winter just because pagans has Light celebration on this time so some inteligent pope in 8th century imagined all this Star of Bethlehem thing to make pogans celebrate xmas?
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aDman 24 Dec 2010, 11:13
like he did ever exist
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Spirea 24 Dec 2010, 11:51
1977, how ?
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