Japan chronicles

by TommyWiseau • 31 Dec 2010, 00:21 • Journals
Oh, hai gais!!! What's up?? :)
Anyway, I'm here in Japan for New Year's celebration. I just found out that I have to come to a court hearing next Monday (but I have to leave at Sunday to L.A. for my new film shoot??).
Anyway, I am being (falsely) accussed for alegedly molesting a 12 year old japanese girl. I can't think of doing anything like that! Since I came here people were nice to me (Tokyo), all of them call me anikiTommi desu-chan, not sure what it means, but I think it must be something very respectful and has something to do with the samurai codex!
Anyway, that night I was eating some fish at the sushi bar (I was even offered some cheese cake which I refused) then this Japanese girl came up asking for an autograph, which I gave it to her, then I said: anyway, how's your sex life? She invited me to her room where she showed me some animes and some concepts she would like me to direct, anyway, she stripped off her clothes and we went into a love clinch...
So, ANYWAY! I suppose that girl was 12 years old! But in Japan all girls look the same haha! What a story, haaaaugh???

Anyways, do you have any tips on what I should do? I'm waiting for my lawyer to arrive as we speak...
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Vanhaomena 31 Dec 2010, 00:27
Who are you fooling, why would anyone go to Japan if not for some loli molestation action?
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TommyWiseau 31 Dec 2010, 00:30
I did not! I DID NAWWWWWWWWWWWWT!!!!
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Kenzi 31 Dec 2010, 00:30
Add some paragraphs :/
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Piegie 31 Dec 2010, 00:30
Finally a great journal
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RazZaH 31 Dec 2010, 00:32
no its boring
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Panda 31 Dec 2010, 00:35
23:33 @nkls • what a boring guy!
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RazZaH 31 Dec 2010, 00:36
just take a look on the recent journals..

slac slac slac, who needs god ,slac slac, pedobear, japanese pedo, slac slac


im mean...PLS
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Panda 31 Dec 2010, 00:38
Make a good journal then :}
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TommyWiseau 31 Dec 2010, 00:45
In this new movie I'm shooting I'll be buying a dozen of kebaps, I was wondering if you could play the salesman?? Would be a good pay and shooting would be relatively short!

Baiii!!
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xiN 31 Dec 2010, 01:36
Stfu, my journal's awesome!
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Vanderzwaag 31 Dec 2010, 00:39
Nice being in same channel as linux cheet programer nickles !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Panda 31 Dec 2010, 01:03
"U JELLY"? :PPpp
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Piegie 31 Dec 2010, 00:38
I happen to find it better than those before this one.
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vyper 31 Dec 2010, 01:14
most entertaining journal I read all day
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ironic 31 Dec 2010, 01:19
African Chronicles
image: lobi_woman_with_labret
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Tropic 31 Dec 2010, 01:31
lovely boobs
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ironic 31 Dec 2010, 01:47
ur cup of tea innit
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j4CK 31 Dec 2010, 12:38
wat een tieten <3
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Roach 31 Dec 2010, 02:02
Fuck off.
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rEZHnI 31 Dec 2010, 02:12
lmao :DD

tbh you need to dickslap the girl and mouth-rape her to death
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triflip 31 Dec 2010, 11:22
Country: Croatia HR

fail troll
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PC 31 Dec 2010, 13:27
Nymphets, you know what they want.
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