A Good Meal

by Baggiez • 1 Jan 2010, 21:31 • Journals
Disclaimer: This journal was made to mock shuki's children sized portions.

Following a vent discussion I have come to you, the Crossfire Community, to offer your opinions on the following matter.

EgyptShuki considers himself a good cook. He uploaded the following photos as examples of his culinary expertise:

A "massive fryup"
image: hungry

image: zzz

A "huge steak"
image: steak
(upon questioning shuki did infact confirm that this was an entire meal)
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Panda 1 Jan 2010, 21:32
Is that a child's portion?
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Shuki 1 Jan 2010, 21:34
Lady's portion :s
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pupupup 1 Jan 2010, 21:32
Looks good
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Shuki 1 Jan 2010, 21:35
Man knows his food.
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Robert 1 Jan 2010, 21:33
why he has different mousepads on 2 pics? and diff mouses?

AND HOW DID HE COOK RED BULL OMG I WANNA COOK RED BULL TOO
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Domi 1 Jan 2010, 22:47
So you can nerd even more?
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Thomasz 1 Jan 2010, 21:33
seriously why do so many people eat in front of their desktop?
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perforator 1 Jan 2010, 21:33
image: manwich
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im a tree 2 Jan 2010, 00:57
Bullshit. The biggest "meal" you've ever made is a tostii.
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vyper 1 Jan 2010, 21:34
for all the cooking fans, if this guy would go for president, I'd vote for him

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wZDv9pgHp8Q
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snip0 1 Jan 2010, 21:36
I had a other man's broken heart for dinner today. Man, it tasted so well.
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essah 1 Jan 2010, 22:05
:DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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loazis 1 Jan 2010, 22:50
You're so nasty :P
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snip0 1 Jan 2010, 23:36
Hahahahaha. :D Although I actually feel with him...
He made me delete that journal. :( I saved it though.
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Testi 1 Jan 2010, 22:56
i once had anothers man broken heart on my cock. felt fine yoo
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snip0 1 Jan 2010, 23:36
Hahahahaha. :D
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Wakizashiuk 1 Jan 2010, 21:36
Hahahaa Shuki pro at cooking! I want it done! <3
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Shuki 1 Jan 2010, 22:50
I throw down in the kitchen.
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im a tree 1 Jan 2010, 23:50
You best have good cooking music. Cooking music is essential.
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fumble 1 Jan 2010, 21:36
both fryups look nice tbh but needs hash browns and bacon needs to be cooked longer. + needs tea!
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Baz 1 Jan 2010, 21:42
+ needs fried tomatoes and fried bread instead of toast...
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Levin 1 Jan 2010, 21:48
flexican got banned for posting a pic of a cut off dick
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envyy 1 Jan 2010, 21:52
hf looking like a blorb D;

for the eating part it needs beans ,p
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pupupup 1 Jan 2010, 21:55
Everyone who obeyes that nutrition looks like a hench

do you want to be a hench or a pencil neck?
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envyy 1 Jan 2010, 21:57
i want to be a hunk, which i am ofc
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pupupup 1 Jan 2010, 21:58
Nice profile pic
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envyy 1 Jan 2010, 22:00
i know, got it from your facebook. im a big fan of yours if u didnt know ;o
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pupupup 1 Jan 2010, 22:01
Im not following you :p
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envyy 1 Jan 2010, 22:04
:P when som one says nice profile pic they usually mean the look of the player :p
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pupupup 1 Jan 2010, 22:06
Didnt mean that
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envyy 1 Jan 2010, 22:09
;P hard to read it any other way
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Panda 1 Jan 2010, 22:29
Pencil neck ftw
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Loekino 1 Jan 2010, 21:55
now your a man
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casek 1 Jan 2010, 22:02
Looks good to be honest
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HansoO 1 Jan 2010, 22:09
Looks good to be honest
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al- 1 Jan 2010, 22:11
Nerd place
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kreatiir 2 Jan 2010, 10:46
so fucking +1 :d
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lunAa 1 Jan 2010, 22:29
beurk :-( need some more classy stuff looks a bit disgusting with all that butter -.-
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Elly 1 Jan 2010, 22:32
Cook your sausages longer
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sHEv 1 Jan 2010, 22:44
sorry but, that piece of steak is not huge. ROFL

and looks quite rubbish quality.

brits cant eat properly :(
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flushje 1 Jan 2010, 22:45
Is that egg yoke cold?
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Domi 1 Jan 2010, 22:50
Seem meals which look more tempting to eat :P
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Predje 1 Jan 2010, 23:06
first would make a decent breakfast, the second a late evening snack :/
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im a tree 1 Jan 2010, 23:33
All I've eaten in the last 24 hours is some cheese on toast. :(
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nebu 2 Jan 2010, 00:13
my cake deserves to be here

image: 2my2o3m
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Cstm 3 Jan 2011, 03:04
is it a banana cake? :ooo
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nebu 3 Jan 2011, 15:12
chocolate and banana cake yes ^^
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Cstm 4 Jan 2011, 01:39
omg giefffff
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nebu 4 Jan 2011, 01:58
i dont have anymore >(
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rahula 2 Jan 2010, 00:25
looks okay but not particularly 'huge'

i'd say the steak meal was actually quite small but i eat like a bear
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Pansy 2 Jan 2010, 03:50
fry up sub par.
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Baggiez 2 Jan 2010, 03:56
sub par? That it?

How about PATHETIC? That's what that fry up is. Pathetic.

Also, <3
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Pansy 2 Jan 2010, 05:00
hey baby, happy newyear btw.
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Baggiez 2 Jan 2010, 05:04
Yeah THANKS FOR REPLYING TO MY NEW YEARS TEXT
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Pansy 2 Jan 2010, 16:25
SORRY I HAD NO CREDIT BUT I THOUGHT IT VERY SWEET
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Shuki 2 Jan 2010, 05:08
How so?
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Pansy 2 Jan 2010, 16:27
i liked the mushrooms but you could of gone for something more with some tomato or beans maybe chuck in some hash browns. I personally do eggy in the basket too, just because i am pretty fat. good effort but merh
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koshito 2 Jan 2010, 05:34
even my shit can look better than that
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mama 2 Jan 2010, 10:55
u should start a restaurant
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koshito 2 Jan 2010, 14:31
and you could be part of my security staff or the headmaster
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