fathers birthday

by artyoM • 5 Jan 2011, 12:33 • Journals
i need help, i dont know what i should buy for my father, he will become 37
he got no hobbies, hes just working, spending time with family and at weekends hes driving to meetings with my mother
he got everything he needs already
id buy him shampoo if he had hair lol
was thikning about paying the bill for 1 month :D but my mother said thats stupid

help!

going to buy smth to eat and drink, brb, i wanna see suggestions when i come back
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Levin 5 Jan 2011, 12:34
new car
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twiQz 5 Jan 2011, 12:36
a stripper, say happy birthday from me :D
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potty 5 Jan 2011, 12:36
Get a few power tools if you have the money? If not can you get something he can incorporate into his work?
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artyoM 5 Jan 2011, 12:38
nope, he doesnt need shit
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diph 5 Jan 2011, 12:37
37, and you are.. wait

:DDDDDDD, explains everything
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schNee 5 Jan 2011, 12:40
house running !!! awesome! (jochen schweitzer site)

btw young daddy u got there. how old is ur mom? :o
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ghana 5 Jan 2011, 12:43
lé fu.
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artyoM 5 Jan 2011, 12:45
lé ?^^
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ghana 5 Jan 2011, 12:48
I am from Marseille, I shall know bettah!
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ghana 5 Jan 2011, 12:42
How old is your mother then, if i am allowed to ask? :@
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artyoM 5 Jan 2011, 12:42
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Jago on 05/01/11, 12:42:25 Del | Edit | Reply

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Suyodhana 5 Jan 2011, 12:44
So you dad was 17 when he was pregnant! :D
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artyoM 5 Jan 2011, 12:45
my father was pregnant, yes ^^
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Niki0o 5 Jan 2011, 13:07
[img|left]http://cubemedia.es/img/trollface.png[/img]
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ghana 5 Jan 2011, 12:44
Respect towards your family, if they were able to handle such a dickhead, as you are.
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artyoM 5 Jan 2011, 12:45
yep, thats why i need smth special for him :D
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Levin 5 Jan 2011, 12:45
so your dad was 17 when he had sexy time with a 19 yr old

hero
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artyoM 5 Jan 2011, 12:47
im 20 and dont have a girlfriend to get babies :D
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tMuhh 5 Jan 2011, 12:49
What's so amazing about that? :o
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PaRzi 5 Jan 2011, 12:51
liquor & cigarettes.. or a tie! or socks! a freaking nintendo 64 with mario kart ("best present ever" was what my dad said! :D)
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schNee 5 Jan 2011, 12:54
i was in a bar where we can play super mario :)
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PaRzi 5 Jan 2011, 12:56
AWSUM! where? :D
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schNee 5 Jan 2011, 12:57
also wenn du mal nach berlin kommst, treffen wa uns da! mit kicker! http://www.myspace.com/suess_war_gestern
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PaRzi 5 Jan 2011, 12:59
yaaaaai :)
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sonaR 5 Jan 2011, 15:12
Osten.
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schNee 5 Jan 2011, 15:14
friedrichshain wuerde ich NICHT als osten bezeichnen. wie abfaellig !
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sonaR 5 Jan 2011, 15:50
Da geh ich zur Schule und soweit ich weiß gehört das schon dazu, aber ich kanns ja für mich behalten ;).
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schNee 5 Jan 2011, 15:53
ja i know das es osten ist, ABER es klang so abfaellig und die bar ist sehr gut !
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sonaR 5 Jan 2011, 15:56
Nein das war nicht abfällig gemeint, Friedrichshain ist schon cool da gibts viele Sachen die man bei mir in Lichtenrade nicht findet (Headshops, Growshops, Smartshops, 24-Std Shops, etc).
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artyoM 5 Jan 2011, 12:57
super mario isnt super mario kart :)
mario kart > *
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schNee 5 Jan 2011, 13:00
i meant kart im just 2 lazy to type all again!
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twiQz 5 Jan 2011, 12:57
FUCK YEAH lose the mario kart and get DIDDY CON RACING!
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TEKN0 5 Jan 2011, 12:59
YOUR MUM IS A SLUTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT hahahaha <3
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ScarZy 5 Jan 2011, 14:54
Mum a slut, or dad a fucking player?
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TEKN0 5 Jan 2011, 15:19
Greatttt shouttt!
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zeec 5 Jan 2011, 13:05
He got you when he was 17? :S
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AinsleyHarriot 5 Jan 2011, 13:11
let them adopt a child, then they have 2 jago's.

much love!
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Wakizashiuk 5 Jan 2011, 13:18
What does he drink? For my Dads last birthday bought him a nice bottle of whiskey from The Whiskey Store!
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niSmO 5 Jan 2011, 13:23
ask your mum!
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snip0 5 Jan 2011, 13:31
Commit suicide, I'm sure he'll be pleased.


Oh and:

image: alfie-patten-13-baby-332x500



J/K <3
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virtu 5 Jan 2011, 14:33
alfie yerrrrr boiiii, true player! <3333
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PHOTO 5 Jan 2011, 13:37
perfume does the trick.
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huumeantti 5 Jan 2011, 14:30
it seems to me that you were an accident
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snip0 5 Jan 2011, 14:42
:DDDDDDDDDDDD

Shit happens.
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huumeantti 5 Jan 2011, 14:49
by the way, if you haven't heard yet, the world is gonna end on your birthday.
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artyoM 5 Jan 2011, 15:29
yes there are no russian who become parents this early, wait, there are
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huumeantti 5 Jan 2011, 15:37
yes, but yours aren't one of those
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sonaR 5 Jan 2011, 15:10
I would agree with photosynthesis, parfume always makes it.
And now without being sarcastic or something, why don't you buy expensive alcohol or something, I always buy "Danzig Goldwasser" for my dad, it isnt expensive at all but looks like it was. :)
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Moisander 5 Jan 2011, 16:28
One Million - Paco Rabanne
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v1ech 5 Jan 2011, 16:29
bottle of good wine or whiskey is always good in case of he likes it..
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Krii 5 Jan 2011, 16:32
budget?

get ea de toilette
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kazzam 5 Jan 2011, 16:43
depends on ur budget tbh
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GreenClon 5 Jan 2011, 16:43
Good book, jumper, alcohol (alcohol never hurts), some music he likes to listen in his car?

And to fact he had you when he was 17 - I think its cool and nice he handled it. Borning babies when 35 is leading our society into extinction.
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saKen 5 Jan 2011, 17:40
yep, we're in deep shit we're running out of people.
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GreenClon 5 Jan 2011, 17:43
well, someone is clever here!
look at it from another point. people with loads of education plans their birthtime etc. so its getting worse and worse for them. on the other hand, low developed countries (as india is for exapmle) "produce" many children. whats your conlusion?
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saKen 5 Jan 2011, 17:50
retards in asia and africa should stop getting 20 kids?
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GreenClon 5 Jan 2011, 20:03
ye,idd,but for us, educated people?
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wsk 5 Jan 2011, 17:26
kinda weird I spent most of my free time on crossfire, where people's dads are my age... /kill
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snip0 5 Jan 2011, 19:19
Trust me, we're all glad you're not a father.




And the 'missing' yet is deliberately.
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Spero 5 Jan 2011, 17:41
How about some driving gloves so he doesn't get cold hands and doesn't burn them in the summer?
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portugeezer 5 Jan 2011, 18:10
just spent 70 pounds on my mums birthday present, i bought her a flight to portugal for a week, maybe do something similar?

oh and to the cunts who are talking shit about the age of peoples parents when they had a kid, your fucking idiots
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huumeantti 5 Jan 2011, 19:20
just because it's normal for chavs to have kids when they're 15, that doesn't mean it's normal for everyone
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snip0 5 Jan 2011, 19:22
Ye because the age of 17 is the perfect age to become parents.

Hey, other people are paying for your child, no problem. And of course everyone that age is perfect for a child's upbringing.
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portugeezer 6 Jan 2011, 03:18
i dont have any kids and i myself my taxes and all that bullshit, if it happens it happens could of been you.
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snip0 6 Jan 2011, 05:22
I meant 'you' in general.
And no couldn't have been me, I would've used a condom, never ever fuck without a freaking condom. Not only one's own life would be fucked at that age but also the children's life.
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portugeezer 6 Jan 2011, 14:08
not saying you having the kid, i mean you being the kid, would you wanted your parents to of had an abortion?
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snip0 6 Jan 2011, 17:29
So you're against abortion in general?
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portugeezer 7 Jan 2011, 04:04
most of the time unless the mother could suffer death from giving birth.
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snip0 7 Jan 2011, 12:18
Well then we have to agree to disagree since I'm against giving birth if the parents are too young/in general unable to handle the upbringing of the child.
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portugeezer 7 Jan 2011, 13:48
which i can see where your coming from, i just dont think the child should have to suffer because of the parents stupidity.

which he might end up suffering with lack of money and all that, but when he grows up he might do it differently to his parents.
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saKen 6 Jan 2011, 02:21
I don't have any idiots :(
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Rapt6rr 5 Jan 2011, 21:49
riotpoints
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beggin 6 Jan 2011, 17:38
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