Jersey Shore S03E01

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3rd season gon' be huuuuuuge! :pPppPPppppP

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"It's not a matter of if she wants to hook up with me, because I got a hook nose" - Matan Tarantino, Moviemaker and Moneytaker extraordinaire.
virtu :)
sup al bundy paks? :))))))
still in army? :))))))
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how much longer do you need to stay there? team estonia needs your qualities as a captain, raul is too paks for this! :-(
Parent
5 more months (":D") raul is my student , everything i know he knows :)
Parent
all the minimum wagers watching.
Watched it already. Pauly D is still the best. :PP Ronnie to get slapped by Sam, can't wait for the next episode!
u so gypsy
Parent
He gets punched by sammie. lol
but anyways. sammie is a cuuuuuuuuuuUUUUUUUUUUUUUnt!
Parent
Ye, glad she leaves. I don't like the bitchfight after all. Wanna see the boys in action and glad Ronnie realized how much of a bitch Sam is. :D
Parent
no shit. sammie is a baby. But fuck man shes a real cunt.
she can die in a plane crash!
Parent
Something inside me just died.
Ye watching these retards Will make me feel good
SEASON 3 GONNA BE SICK!
It was so A W E S O M E!!! :D I'm so excited and I'm not even trying to hide it!
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IT'S TSHIRT TIME OHHHHH YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! :D
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OH YEAH BURGERS FOR THE BOYS!
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weird stuff going on in the upcoming episodes.. ronnie and samie splitting up (that was expected, like in every season before! :D), jwow and ronnie become friends and samie slides down the stairs with snooki and deena after the beef/fight! :-P

vinny's shower-caddy > ALL! :XD

QuoteCROCODILES GONNA EAT ME, YEAHHHHHHHHH!
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I looooved the fight! I hate Sam so much, I can't even find words for it. That cocky bitch deserved every punch from Jenni. I was waiting for this for so long :D Was so happy when she acted all tough and then got her ass beat :D Oh precious karma...!
Snooki looks like a freaking orange xD

I thought the shower caddy was cute :DD
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Did you notice that Pauly almost smiled through the entire episode? How can you be so happy???

I feel so nerdy talking about this... and a little ashamed.. but it's just so awesome... x)
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fuck jenni with her fake boobs.
sam is just fucking hot .
Parent
don't know if you didn't notice but sam's boobs got 'magically' bigger since miami :3
so your fake boobs argument is invalid!! LEAVE JENNI ALONE!!!! :DD
Parent
Her boobs are not fake i think.
and if it is fake , atleast you cant see it .
if you see jenni you see it immediatly.
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ofc jenni's boobs are obviously fake and usually i'm not such a big fan of fake boobs, but i think she's pulling them off pretty well. just fits her whole body, so i like it :)

i think sam definitely got a boob-job.. if you compare her boobs to miami, they definitely got bigger. guess she thought she had to keep up with the rest of the house :3 but you're right, it's not that obvious.
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dont see the diffrence between miami and now
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image: sammi-sweetheart-implants-630x393 They look bigger to me :3
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those boobs are nice :>
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alright :D
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You filthy little lesbian!




I like that.
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I'd be smiling the whole time too if I got paid for GTL! :-P they basically earn money for partying! :D did you see their cars? everyone of them is driving a mercedes or BMW and pauly earns up to 20k a night afaik when he does a gig.

at first I thought jersey shore is another shitty reality show for antisocial people, but fuck the haters, I really like it! ;-)

sam is a stupid bitch, I agree, but calling snooki and deena "two meatballs" was just so sick, I had to giggle! :-D
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YEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAA
altough; Oh Oh Cherso > Jersey Shore
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